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Muser Post Show Podcast Jan 27, 2012

Gordon Keith — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:52:28 +0000

Maybe my favorite one so far. After a horrible intro, we discuss Junior’s emotional breakdown. George and I get pelted with complaints from Announcer Aubry. And apologies are offered to the P1′s. It’s brilliantly exclusive to you- the internet-loving P1 who is reading this right now.

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Linky Cream-Filled Post

Gordon Keith — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:22:39 +0000

Meat

I was very honored to win the Emergency Brake this morning for this hiccup-filled Muse in the News. The fun begins about 4:30 into the audio.

It’s always funny when some leaves an angry voice mail.

If you grew up in the 70′s, your childhood is slowly dying.

Texas woman gives birth in car on way to hospital. Here is the disturbing video.

This is the P1′s idea of heaven.

It may be SG, because they are “Old As Eff,” but I still love these guys.

The Destruction of Our Old Studio

Gordon Keith — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:16:17 +0000

As a service to humans, I swung by our old home to take pictures of the sad destruction. I felt like a World War II photographer, except instead of a Leica or Hasselblad, my camera allowed me to sext between shots. Stay Hard, Former Ticket Studio that Now Looks Like Osama’s Compound. 1997-2012

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The Musers on Television

Gordon Keith — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:08:57 +0000

Yesterday morning, moments before George Dunham told this emotional story, we were surprised by our new neighbor in Victory Park. WFAA, home of Dale Hansen’s personnel file, sent the lovely Amy Vanderoef, host of WFAA’s Good Morning Texas, to our new studio in Victory Park with a basket of gifts. Through the magic of television, yesterday’s visit appeared on today’s “GMT” show. Watch George drool like Jack the Ripper at the sight of Amy. It’s alarming really.

We look forward to much interaction with Amy and the Good Morning Texas crew. Much interaction.

Muser Post Show Podcast Jan 26, 2012

Gordon Keith — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:12:03 +0000

Find out why Junior bailed on this morning’s podcast. Listen to Jeff “Catman” Catlin lie to the P1′s. Enjoy Announcer Aubry’s goat mouth full of tobacco. It’s all here. It’s all exclusive. It’s your behind the scenes look at your favorite Muser morning show.

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My Interlude With Kate Beckinsale

Gordon Keith — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:28:54 +0000

I don’t know if you noticed or care, but the number one movie at the box office last weekend was Underworld: Awakening. For those of you unfamiliar with the Underworld franchise, think Steel Magnolias meets The Help. I had a small part in the film that was cut from the final product. I guess the director and I didn’t see eye to eye on my character’s “motivation.” He thought of me as an “extra,” but I thought my character should become sexually involved with Kate’s as a comment on Wall Street greed and the finitude of life. Anyway, I broke the cardinal acting rule of “don’t introduce any unscripted diseases” and the director fired me. You be the judge.

Here I am talking with my co-star and good friend, Kate Beckinsale.

Musers Post Show Podcast January 25, 2011

Gordon Keith — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:20:07 +0000

After an emotional show, the Musers huddle for few moments. I predict these podcasts will get more shocking if this one is any indication. George talks about speaking while emotional. I confess I suck at a funerals. And Craig Miller aborts our discussion with a shocking tease.

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When Emotion Hits the Muser Show

Gordon Keith — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:15:54 +0000

I heart life.

This morning, George held us spellbound with his tale of tragic loss that turned into a hopeful message of inspiration. This was powerful radio. Thank you, Georgio.

I will get a longer version when it becomes available.

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Linky Goodness

Gordon Keith — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:00:03 +0000

Everyone Love Links

As I try to make good on my courageous pledge to update the crap outta this site for your timewasting pleasure, I’ve gone back through a bunch of old links I never got around to posting. I now present “A Bunch Of Old Links I Intended To Post At One Time But Are Now So Painfully Out Of Date That You Have To Watch Out For Them Because They Are So Painfully Out Of Date.”

Why would anyone want to shower with this creepiness?

Most Unnecessary Facebook Group of All Time

Funny Sign Alterations: An hour of fun.

25 mugshots of sadness: I swear one of them is Rick Springfield

Girl who looks like Jerry Jones kicked off The Bachelor

So many red flags: Pull quote- “smooth black male or Mexican”

What is that in the third paragraph?: Should not be in a news story to begin with

Giggle: Horse genital warning

Hug-E-Gram: Is this for real?: I am sad

I’m suing this guy: But for some reason I really like him…

Muser Post Show Podcast Jan 24, 2012

Gordon Keith — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:38:43 +0000

George claims tomorrow at 8:15am he is going to share something amazing and groundbreaking. Sounds like it may be a serious thing too. Very curious.

I’m sorry it sounds like we are conversing in an airplane hangar.

We were drunk.

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