My Favorite Disturbing Outtake

Late but I don’t care.

P1 creativity at it’s worst?

Hardcore punk rock music of the 80′s

You even get Huey Lewis and The News.

Why I Couldn’t Sleep Last Night

a classic…

Musers On TV

Everyone’s alerting me to the Muser spot running on Channel 8. I would say this is great acting, but there was no acting. It was a totally candid moment. Captured surreptitiously.

John Waite- Missing You

Our guest in Gordo’s corner, John Waite, played one of the great pillow punching songs of the ’80′s. (That’s when you’re so overcome with emotion you punch your pillow.)

Here’re the original video to the song. It was released in June of 1984.

VIDEO: The Confusing Girl Who Spread Her Legs For Baseball

What the hell was with the girl who kept lifting her legs into the air behind home plate? Was it an odd reaction to sports nervousness? Was she pregnant and attempting to force Ranger baby out? Or maybe she was going to the air bathroom as George surmised. Who cares. All I know is that it was odd, therefore belongs here.

The Couple Has Been Found

Sean Leonard and Shannon Smith Moore- lovers, ball-havers

The gloating couple that were so happy to get a baseball from my cousin that they made a little boy cry has been found. He is Sean Leonard from North Richland Hills and she is his fiancé, Shannon Moore. They seem like a nice couple that is overwhelmed by their sudden and ultimately undeserved infamy. As we mentioned on the air, the best and most defensible scenario for the couple would be that they were completely unaware of the crying boy situation. That’s exactly what they say. And I believe them.

We should probably afford them the benefit of the doubt. And we should all rejoice that the public outrage internet monster passed over us and selected Sean and Shannon for consumption this time. But your time is coming. Your time is coming.

VIDEO: Hot Girl Wants To Give Herself To Final Draft Pick

The Crying Kid at the Ballpark and The Couple Who Didn’t Care

There's no crying in baseball. Unless you're a 3 yr old with his heart crushed by an erection pill model.

This kinda sucks. My cuz, Mitch Moreland, tossed a ball into the stands last night and wishful 3 year old reached out with his glove to catch his piece of America’s Pastime, but NO. There was a May-December duo that got to it first and raised it in a gloating death grip as as the little boy cried his eyes out. Sad trombones.

Now, I don’t know if the kid had a real legitimate shot (the vid moves quickly) but I do know that I would have given the ball to the crying kid. I don’t buy all the bulsh that you have to teach the kid the hard lessons of life- that you can’t cry to get what you want, that he should have tried harder, that finders keepers, blah blah blah… vomit. Give the crying kid the baseball. That woman will have many more adult years to get a ball. The man? Not quite as many.

Video link below.

If you know anyone in Texas’ ballpark, tell that couple who stole the ball from the little kid that we have video! twitvid.com/P3HWY

— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) April 26, 2012

Absolute Insanity: The Shaggs

This morning we revisited the WORST band of all time. The Shaggs. According to their Wikipedia page, the all-sister band’s significance was foretold in prophesy. And Rolling Stone magazine once accurately assessed that the band sounded like “lobotomized Trapp Family singers.”

And the song that is GUARANTEED to send you into day-long hypnosis… My Pal Foot Foot.

If your mom made a video…

Separated At Birth

This Pic Depresses Me

just look at the sadness and resignation between them

Pic: Doesn’t Lamar look into it?

I’m tired of people criticizing the guy for not being “into” playing for the Mavericks. So I resolved myself to prove those wrong with visual evidence. Enjoy this slideshow of a “The Face of Determination.” Just in time for Lamar’s deactivation.

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Guess Who Attended The Ranger Game Last Night.

He didn't even have time to change.

This Is So Awesome

Drunk Man’s Everest: A Guy Trying To Get Up A Hill

I watched the whole thing. It’s priceless. And Inspirational.

I Can See Her Butt

would this be a "McMuffin" top?

This Dude Is Amazing

this is not a dude

Over the past few weeks, I’ve reignited my passion for the bow. I love shooting guns, but shooting a bow is like nothing else. I love the purity of it, the romance of it, the tradition of it. The last time I bought a compound bow was the only time I’ve done it. It was back in the mid-90′s and I cannot believe how much compound bow technology has changed in the past 20 years. Now I’m looking at buying a new bow, but I’ve become enamored with buying a traditional bow- a longbow or a recurve. No sights. No cams. Hell, I’ll probably get both. Traditional for target practice fun, and a compound for hunting.

Anyway, last night I stayed up late watching videos of Byron Ferguson, a guy that can hit an aspirin thrown in the air. Watch this.

Craig James Hates Bullies, Loves America

I love this so much I twiterred it yesterday. Craig James attacks the elephant in the room with a U.S.-made crossbow. He stands up for family, America, and biscuits. He’s a conservative. And he gets it.

Take this, Leach.