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Gordon Keith is a radio host on the three-time Marconi-nominated morning drive show on KTCK SportsRadio 1310 AM “The Ticket” in Dallas, Texas. He shares hosting duties with George Dunham and Craig Miller from 5:30am to 10am on weekdays.

Gordon also writes a column for Quick, a weekly newspaper from the publishers of The Dallas Morning News.

Gordon hosted the Emmy award-winning Gordon Keith Show on WFAA Channel 8 in Dallas, Texas from 2007-2009.

Gordo segments on the Ticket:

Gordon’s Observation Deck- 6:30am
Muse in the News with Gordon- 7:10am
The 8:40 bit- 8:40am
Gordo’s Corner- 9:10am

Published on May 7, 2006 at 9:54 pm Comments (97)

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  1. There is alot of pressure on olympic athletes to represent their countries well. I guess he felt like the weight of the world was on his shoulders.

    BTW – I like the new format, it feels like I am cheating on the real Gordon.

  2. gordo – if you’re giving out goody bags for clay shoot, could you use free burger coupons? if so, just let me know.

    thanks,
    sandy

  3. Look at the damn camera, man! What the hell are you looking at? Look at me, Gordo! Now! Damn it.

  4. I always wondered what to do with my Qing dynasty tea pot box. Now I now.

  5. I found a Skinlanin!!!!

    listen up to the interview – he’s a freakin Skinlanin!!

    http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=9436627&ch=4226713&src=news

  6. The new look is so “conventional”. I came back to the site looking specifically for your link to the “Fun with Geography”. Does any one still have that link?

  7. Dear Gordon:

    I loved your Muse in the News segment this morning as you, Dunham and Miller discussed the new RNC VP Candidate.

    Like you, I watched in admiration last night as she played to the crowd and camera as the ex-professional TV personality and beauty pageant contestant she is.

    It makes me wonder why everyone’s expectations of her were so low. She’s trained to do what she did last night: Smile at the camera, don’t trip when you talk, know who your audience is.

    Then I had that “coyote ugly” moment.

    I listened to your snippets of her speech and heard “that voice.” I believe Miller referred to her “Fargo” accent. “That Fargo thing goin’ on” I think he said. If she had been chewing gum, the picture would have been complete.

    With sarcasm dripping like chocolate fondue off of a plump strawberry onto your only white dress shirt, she didn’t play well “audio only.” She had me till then. Now I can’t get the stain out.

    Thanks for opening my eyes by opening my ears to this moment in history. And to be fair, historically speaking, those who watched the Kennedy-Nixon debates found Kennedy the winner. Those who listened only, preferred Nixon. So, as your granny probably told you as mine told me: “Belive half of what you see and none of what you hear.”

    Her “Hockey Mom” line about putting lipstick on a pitbull reminded me of the colloquialism here in Texas: “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”

    Pound for pound, I thought Michelle Obama’s speech was tighter, better delivered, more sincere and was full of information about her husband and what he stands for–not as the star of the show last night delivered–a speech about what she’s against.

    I think in the final analysis, what these two conventions highlight is that the Republican machine is fueled by fear and sarcasm, the Democrat machine runs on hope and charity.

    Thanks again for the great show. I’m not sure what it says about how my brain works, but my three sources of radio information input come from KERA, WRR and KTCK.

    Best regards,
    Ross
    Long Time Listener, First Time Caller

    • What a doucher.

  8. Memo to Cobby Donaldson –

    It’s Sao Paulo. Not San Paulo. You owe Fogo like 50 make goods.

  9. Are you freakin kidding me?

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/906397//?pc=73214

  10. Given current times, check out this website and share your thoughts of (1) if you’re on the ledge, (2) have been on the ledge or (3) how you stepped off the ledge — no holds barred.

    Very open-ended forum to vent and discuss.

    - LedgeMaster

    (good have good strong Gordo…been there since the Skip Bayless loop on day 1).

    Stay Hard.

  11. Hey Gordo,

    The vocal sound that Eddie Vedder started continued by Hootie, Nickleback and Puddle of Mud is called the “R” factor. Being in the music biz, those who hate this have started AARF. Artists against R Factor.

    Thanks.

  12. Sorry, the reason it’s R Factor is because every syllable sounds like it ends in R.
    Kinda funny. lol.

  13. I am a P1 from D1 and I think I am authorized to make this comment “Ross Vick is a Dufus” and I pray that some day he will awake from his stupor and see the real lightand he will remember that while Sarah’s husband was getting a DWI that Obama was “into heavy drug use”.I wish I knew as many words as Mr. Vick.I hope he gets ouut of prison sooner or later.THX.

  14. Thought you might want to know.

    NC

  15. i have always wondered why handicap people more importantly wheel chair bound people are so freaking cocky. they make you wish that you were all Christopher Reevesed up. they get the sympathy of 90% of the community and if thats not good enough they get the cool parking spots close to the building….. THEY HAVE FREAKING WHEELS THEY CAN ROLL! save that spot for some fat lady with cow stomach and stretch boob, they need it. the wheelchair person has it great they get the benifit of the doubt every time leaving the rest of load to stretch boob cow stomach….. not fair!

    gordo made me write this

    mark-O

  16. Mark Ervin,

    ROFL! And don’t forget caretakers. They’ve got it pretty good too. All they have to say when running late to whatever is, “Yeah, I had to change my dad’s diaper.” No one *ever* questions it.

  17. What is your email? I have a fuuny pic from a college football game I’d like to send you.

  18. Having listened to several of your dialogues on the ticket regarding politics I thought you’d enjoy reading the book called, “The Limits of Power: The End of American Exceptionalism”, by Andrew Bacevich.

    Here’s an Amazon link to the book.

    http://www.amazon.com/Limits-Power-End-American-Exceptionalism/dp/0805088156?ie=UTF8&s=books

  19. Hey Gordon,
    If you are looking for the “elites”, they are hanging out with all the racists who disagree with The One.

    Please leave your politics off The Ticket. It is a refuge from all of the BS on the airwaves right you ruin it for 1/2 of us.

  20. hi, i’ve got pics of my new emo hairstyle
    in http://tinyurl.com/5bts22

  21. Video explaining why a vote for Obama will end war, cure all diseases, and give every American a million dollars cash.

  22. http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/slideshows/2008/07/pho_072308_cherrypit/ Picture 4

  23. http://www.cabel.name/2008/09/sonseed-full-album.html

    Sonseed’s whole album!!! WHAT A BLESSING!!!

  24. http://www.fun2play.tv

  25. Gordo,

    I think that as the king of all Dallas media, you should take it upon yourself to make sure that President Bush’s new home here in the Metroplex becomes commonly referred to as “Compound W”. What better name for George’s new residence? And what better messenger to champion this addition to our local lexicon than you? We’re depending on you, Gordo. Get the word out!

    RC

  26. The gift of giant microbes. Nothing says Merry Christmas like Flesh Eating Microbes – http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/flesheating.html

  27. http://news.muckety.com/2008/12/17/golden-boy-j-ezra-merkin-helps-wipe-out-fathers-legacy/8571

    More financial fall-out, even Merkin’s aren’t safe.

  28. The Best Dance Ever…. (Makes You Cry)

  29. Share hosting duties with George and Craig? Not much.

  30. And Quick isn’t daily anymore, ya schmuck.

  31. You gotta look up “Casual Sax” on youtube.. play the first video that pops up.. these guys rap on yacht rock.. its amazing.

    stay crazy Gordon.. you make my morning drive manageable.

  32. Gordo

    Yes–file charges on Nestor. This guy is scum, and its time he learns you don’t go choking people in society. You try to make peace, and get assaulted. There’s a better way to function in public. I don’t care what’s at the root of his hostility–he crossed the line. If this is what you get for trying to bury the hatchet, I’d hate to see what happens when you send a heartfelt letter. Is it professional jealousy, or just being a little short on common sense? I predict he will be unemployed soon–his station doesn’t need class action lawsuits against it. He brought this all on himself.

  33. I was following GordonKeith on twitter. He has 14 followers. Not really prolific. One tweet to be exact.

  34. after review holmes has two feet down !!

    ROCKME

  35. Hey Gordon,

    What do you think about this wootie?

    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=44529335&searchid=64f32970-b35d-429e-8c2c-e2313bc26cba

  36. A disturbing site I ran across today: http://www.findagrave.com/

    Enjoy!

  37. Gordo,

    I think I discovered the root cause of Junior Millers silent but deadly butt disorder. He needs to get on this stuff.

    Thanks for the time. Seacrest out.

  38. Friday February 20, 2009 at 8:30pm
    Banter Cafe

    219 W Oak St.
    Denton, TX, Texas 76201

    Come on out for a great night of acoustic music – orignials and covers – featuring Bill “Harmonica Man” Allen. Also featuring Chris-n-Chris, plus a great acoustic jam session featuring some excellent musicians from Denton.
    No cover!

  39. Check out the “featured act”

  40. Cajun Boy In City Vid

  41. http://www.kxii.com/home/headlines/40791072.html

    I think her wheels flew off.

  42. Hey Gordo

    Just thought you would like to know: About the “Most Kick Ass Car in DFW”, I have seen a vampire looking white female in Garland driving a car simular to the one you posted. Her car though I would be will to bet that it’s even MORE KICK ASS. I’m sure there are others out there who have seen it so put the word out for a picture, I’m sure you will get one soon. She seems like a vampire character and the car is also like a Batman/Vampire mobile, it’s smaller than the one you posted but MORE KICK ASS…

  43. enjoy

  44. Hey Gordon, I just wanna say that I stuff as many copies of Quick and Observers and Speedstick into my armpits as I can every Thursday and Marty Mc.fly them ho’s to work so we can read them at break time! And I must say your articles crack me up making me giggle out loud like a TMZ regular relapsing in re-hab! You should do a movie or stand up dude for sure,you crack me up and if someone can make me laugh out loud all alone then they gotta be funny! Especialy when you talk about humping the air dude omg the visuals lmao be cool man!

  45. this makes me insane http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=39123

  46. penis fish?
    PENIS FISH?

    I just spent 30 minutes cleaning the dash of my truck after spewing coffee all over the place!

    thanks,
    Jim

  47. Gordon,

    If you know anyone from the TODAY show please tell them we’re sick of hearing about what Michelle is weraring. And oh by the way, the Obamas are not the Kennedys. If you could please forward that message as well that would be great!

    Thanks to TODAY’S efforts alone we are stuck with this guy for the next 8 f-ing years. It’s time to pull your nose out of his a– TODAY show! America is ready for some new material ok?

  48. Gordon,

    Nobody is a bigger Smiths’ fan than me, but I’ve heard that Morrisey is a big baby at his solo shows if the audience doesn’t react just so. I heard that he has walked off the stage in the middle of a set if the crowd starts begging for Smiths’ songs. Don’t waste your time on this show, as it’s not worth the money or the aggravation.

  49. Surgery cure for FUPA found!
    http://www.plasticsurgery4u.com/procedure_folder/abdominoplasty7.html

  50. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/mlb/news/2001/07/25/andruw_goldclub_ap/#null

    http://www-cgi.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0107/25/lt.11.html

    When the judge asked Andruw what he did after the two girls performed lesbian acts on each other, his response…”Both of them”.

    Gotta root hard (real hard) for this guy!

    P1 in ATL (by way of Dallas)

    Chris

  51. Gordo,

    Here is the miracle of HDTV. Go back and watch the Masters and check this out. When Mickelson and Tiger were at the par 5 fifteenth hole, after Mickelson hits his shot, the cameras go to the gallery. There is a guy and girl in the middle of the picture. He is cheering with one hand in the air, and the other on the shoulder of the girl. After about a second, the hand on the shoulder of the girl, reaches down and gives the right hooter a tremendous honk honk. She looks over and gives him a what the hell you doing look.

    Check it out, it is kinda funny.

  52. The greatness of beardhead.

    http://www.beardhead.com/

  53. Idiocracy restaurant

    http://www.heartattackgrill.com/

  54. Nestor pic…
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3614/3348220493_6cc0d9a803_o.jpg

  55. hope this will come thru, U2 & ABBA fan

  56. Gordo

    The guys at the office have had a race for the last couple of weeks to see the latest “theme of the day” on the website. We have been a little disappointed this week and we are looking forward to some more “refrigerator” and “minivan” ____days.

    P1 Lincoln

  57. Hey there Gordon, just looking to find out the name of the girl in one of your photos http://gordonkeith.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/handrail.jpg

    Thanks a million

    Paddy

  58. Just wanted to see if you could pass along a thank you for Junior. Thanks for his insight into what Memorial Day has become……..As a Vietnam Vet people always tell me thank you and I appreciate that. But most dont know it is to remember those who paid the ultimate.

    Thanks

  59. somthing tells me Gordo can appreciate this humor

  60. Obviously one of Miller’s ex-girlfriends staking out his wedding. No other explanation.

  61. http://thechive.com/2009/01/its-impossible-not-to-stare-part-ii-17-photos/

    Isn’t that Rhyner, seventh photo up?

  62. Joyce Durham?

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/soccer/06/19/fan.banned.ap/index.html

  63. Circumcision Story
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529571,00.html
    “this is something that we advise men never do”
    DUH!

    There are much better options- weed wacker, cigar trimmer, carrot grader etc.
    Mikee

  64. Why is that a black baby in your arms?

  65. F/U for Bracelet Thursday!!! Nasty, filthy animal!

  66. real people acting out real posts from real people…really really funny

  67. Summer Camp for nerds!
    http://www.internaldrive.com/locations/tx-summer-camps-texas-computer-camps/

  68. http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-300551

    Looks like you may have developed some sort of vitiligo, Gordo.

  69. Please make up 5 “best of” D&M shows to be played when ya’ll are on vacation. I assume that when Norm takes your slot that, like me, most people turn off the radio for a week. He’s sports informative but boring and when He tries to be funny He’s so not funny. You keep me entertained every morning and when your not there the day starts so slow, please don’t ever leave to go to a larger market. They do the top ten each night so obviously it wouldn’t be too difficult to make up best of shows out of 6 months of programs.Having someone fill in doesn’t lead to us listen to them more when you come back. So please stop it. Love, PC 3 in Garland.

  70. Gordo – my wife an I both agreed with all of the outrageous budgets used for weddings, But, she is already preparing me for our daughters “day”; I said how will you pay for that stuff; she said she already squirrling away funds to buy everything she did not get in her wedding, because I had to pay for our wedding, limited to $10,000

  71. New Olympic Sport: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret_legging

  72. Papa John’s Camaro- He drives a replica that he commissioned in some commercials, with a delivery light on the top. love, Vagi

  73. I loved your “unfortunate name”, but I got another one for ya! Here is the link to his site!
    http://www.tarleton.edu/~mhawke/
    Enjoy!
    (The Soup reminded me of this, there are more than one of these guys)
    Love the show, and love ya!
    P1 Angie Dawn

  74. Gordon,
    I listen to The ticket everyday. I enjoy all of the shows. I do however think you are the funniest!
    I have had two dreams about you in the last couple weeks. Last night I had the lastest one. We started kissing. Why are you in my dreams!! I thought the interview you had with Duncan Jones was interesting I really want to see his film. Keep up the great work.

    P1 – Michelle

  75. The guy in the Hitler rant Video With the NFL Hall Of Fame Colored Double Breasted Jacket Looks Like a short Brandon Mc Carthy? WDYT

  76. loved your spot on channel 8 news -hope it’s a regular feature

  77. can u send me the website or info on that cartoonist you mentioned this am , does the ticket themes?

  78. Thanks for the 15 seconds of fame at Wataburger. That book is “The 48 Laws of Power”.

  79. This morning’s stint at dog park was radio gold. Thank you for being you. And here’s this, which don’t make no kinda sense:

    http://www.hotchickseatingtacos.com/

  80. Stephen Fry and New Zealand come together like chocolate and peanut butter in this heartwarming nature short …

  81. This makes my Longhorn head crazy….

  82. Just the funniest site ever. Cruise through the 76 pages of this one.

  83. George at Wal Mart.

    http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/283.jpg

  84. I killed a gopher with a stick once

  85. My thoughts on your Sit-Com ratings:
    1) Seinfeld. George Costanza was the greatest sitcom character ever

    2) Curb Your Enthusiasm

    3) WKRP in Cinncinnatti – Herb Tarlek was the 2nd greatest sitcom character ever. I never laughed so hard in my life during their Thanksgiving episode, where Mr. Carlson threw live turkeys out of a helicopter because he thought they could fly

    4) Green Acres – Arnold the Pig was the 3rd greatest sitcom character ever

    5) Fernwood 2 Night – Fred Ward was genius.

  86. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,575295,00.html

    The big 0………300 times as day!

  87. Gordo, I had this dream and my husband insisted I write you about it. I have NO FREAKIN CLUE as to where this came from, but here you have it!!!

    My dream started with me looking at a bunch of photos of a snowy, mountainous region with a man in the photos. He was a rugged type guy and doing random crap. There were photos of a logging area and then of a 3 story brown house in a huge fenced in yard. Next thing I was in the house being given a tour by Gordo. We were in the bedroom when some 6′3, dark haired nutjob came in and beat Gordo to death with a green hairbrush. While Gordo was in his “fight” I ran and hid under a bunch of blankets on the bed. The guy lost me and then ran over and shoved the sharp knife in my face….threatening to kill me. After a long pleading with the guy and learning that Winnie the Pooh was what made him mental….I talked him out of killing me and he left. The police came and suddenly I had to brush my hair. I looked down and saw the green brush next to Gordo’s dead body.

    WTF??? WTF???WTF??? This is probably the most jacked up dream I have ever had!!! I do not do drugs and am married to a cop!!!!!

    Jeez-us f-ing Ch&^*^*%!@!!! I am at a loss for words!

    Love you Gordo!!!

  88. Hey Gordon I love your site and had a suggestion…if there was any way you could incorporate a search into your site that would be awesome! I remember a particular post that was absolutely hilarious (which really narrows it down, right?) that I would love to show one of my many girlfriends but it was so long ago I have no idea how many older posts I would actually gladly go through. But if i had a search it would be easier! It was the post of an elementary school kid writing a story in class that was just absolutely absurd…it was supposed to be a history report or something that was totally bullshitted. good stuff

  89. http://www.youtube.com/user/drunkhistory?blend=1&ob=4

  90. Note that on the below website you posted, the black gentleman singining in the 1st picture of the 4 at the top banner.

    http://www.stuffwhitechristianslike.com/

  91. Dear Gordon, I feel obliged to write concerning a part of the Tiger Woods saga that has gone utterly and completely ignored. For many of us men this has been a blessing in disguise to learn what not to do when you are having an affair. If I had only known.
    1. Buy a 2nd secret cell phone.
    2. Never, EVER text message from a phone your wife can find.
    3. Actually, just use a pay phone
    Signed Bill Clinton


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