White Elephant Drawing Results

Happy Holidays, P1′s

Dear America,

The Ticket will shake up our lineup for your entertainment and our discomfort on Wednesday December 5, 2012. Here are the results of this morning’s drawing and swap meet.

Mornings 5:30-10am
Hosts: Norm Hitzges, Donavan Lewis
Yukmonkey: George Duncan*
Tickers: Dan McDowell

Midmorning 10-noon
Host: Gordon “Radio Golden Boy” Keith
Tickers: Mike Rhyner

Middays Noon to 3pm
Hosts: Corby Davidson, Sean Bass
Tickers: Mike Rhyner

Afternoon drive 3-7pm
Hosts: Bob Sturm, Ty Walker
Yukmonkey: Rich Phillips
Tickets: Craig “Junior” Miller

*intentional to annoy my friend Joyce Durham

35 thoughts on “White Elephant Drawing Results

  1. Justin says:

    gonna be a sub-par white elephant this year…no one wants to hear the cowboys post-game show in morning drive…no one wants to hear ty walker host ANYTHING…corby and sean bass? meh…

  2. What about the Hammer?

  3. Denise Green says:

    Can’t wait. Sounds like fun. I keep 1310 on throughout the day on my computer. Usually don’t start at 5:30 though. Might just wake up early enough next week though just to see how it goes. P1 Denise Green.

  4. John Castro says:

    I hope to hear Robot Santa at least once during your 10-noon shift.

  5. Spencer says:

    When Dan wakes up to find this out, he’ll be pissed.

  6. John Little says:

    “George DUNCAN???” “TickETS”???? So confused.

  7. boobs says:

    these suck

  8. Matt says:

    Which day is this? And when did Jub change his name to Duncan? And is Junior giving away free Tickets during afternoon drive?

  9. patrickdwolf says:

    The Ticket Top 10 show should have been up for grabs. Rhyner or Gordo getting that would have created radio greatness and a bunch of material for the classic audio vault.

  10. Curtis says:

    You’ve just lost a listener (for afternoon drive)

    And I’m not sure what I expect from solo gordo… But I can say that I’m half way there just thinking about it

  11. Curt Menefee says:

    10-Noon Will be wheels off. Corby is probably pissed about Sean Bass (I think Sean trys to act like overly educated/I am so liberal and into politics/I hate Christians and their fake God guy) Bob and Junior will be SG.

    However, can’t wait. Holler.

  12. Las Vegas P1 says:

    Gordon, please do NOT do Fake Norm the entire 2 hours like last time!!

  13. Jimmy Jack Applecrack says:

    Oh Joy.. Dan Mccryzalot and Norm together at last. Yaaaaaaa…
    The rest is at least doable.

  14. Fake Conrad says:

    Hey there, P1′s! I can’t believe Gordon and Bob missed out on being together this year. No on causes Bob to jump offside like Gordon. Throw in Da Junes and THAT! would be Christmas the way Jesus meant it to be!

    Oh and no Sean Bass anywhere near a mic.

    • Norm says:

      Amen Brotha…why not just put Sean Bass and Joe Leche together in their own show and call it Blow My Brains Out Radio?

      Why am I typing on Gordon’s site for an entry from late November? BECAUSE GORDON NEVER UPDATES THIS SITE ANYMORE!

  15. RomanCandle says:

    Are hosts going to switch roles every hour like last year, or are we stuck with most of the talented guys for tickers all day?

  16. NS says:

    The Rant 10-12

  17. Bipolar says:

    I love the White Elephant on the ticket; especially when Miller man does tickets. He’s crafty, the tickets are funny, and it will be a nice finish to a day completely molested by the mid-day, radio mess filled with Corby, Sean Bass and the self-proclaimed radio golden stream boy. Man, I’m gonna hate the White Elephant this year.

  18. If you’re like last year, I CAN’T WAIT!

  19. nelly says:

    miss fat gordo!!

  20. Mnemonic Armadillo says:

    Take Heed –
    Conservatives have already achieved this state with their own people – pray God, they don’t achieve it with all of us – brainwashing us – the ends justify the means – watch for it – Conservatives will soon be touting it – mark my words.

  21. Mike Duncan says:

    OK, I’m done. I used to enjoy visiting the Gordon Keith web site knowing it would be funny/weird/interesting. Now it’s updated about every 3 weeks. If you don’t have time to do the website why don’t you just end it.

  22. Derp Winkle says:

    Gives new meaning to stocking stuffers on your tree.

    http://bauballs.co.uk/

  23. Chip Moody's crack pipe says:

    Site Killed by WFAA….irony at its finest

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