Here’s the setup. My co-worker, Norm Hitzges, has agreed to endorse a new client called Choose Energy. The client gives Norm the copy points for his live spots. In a tremendous show of disrespect, Norm loses the copy points within a day. So when it comes time for Norm to do his first live spot for Choose Energy, he tries to bluff his way through the spot, accidentally creating the greatest bit of say-nothing fakery I’ve heard since my Junior High book reports. Enjoy the added bonus of frantic background paper-shuffling. By the way, I still have no idea whether “Choose Energy” is a caffeinated drink or an electrical provider.