Here’s the setup. My co-worker, Norm Hitzges, has agreed to endorse a new client called Choose Energy. The client gives Norm the copy points for his live spots. In a tremendous show of disrespect, Norm loses the copy points within a day. So when it comes time for Norm to do his first live spot for Choose Energy, he tries to bluff his way through the spot, accidentally creating the greatest bit of say-nothing fakery I’ve heard since my Junior High book reports. Enjoy the added bonus of frantic background paper-shuffling. By the way, I still have no idea whether “Choose Energy” is a caffeinated drink or an electrical provider.
Where are you getting your energy
It’s a simple question, where are you getting your energy in this world
Energy is becoming more and more and more of a factor in…in everybody’s world…everybody’s world
I’d like to direct you to a new client we have on the station, named Choose Energy
Choose Energy is an absolutely fantastic way of getting your energy in this world
Choose Energy allows you to choose the company you want to deliver your energy
Choose Energy gives you fantastic choices in the energy area and it’s up to you to simply look at the choices and determine which one is best for you.
Choose Energy you will hear a lot more about in the coming days on our station
Choose Energy is a way to save you money
Choose Energy is the way of the future enabling you to choooose the energy source you want, the one that works best for you, the one that saves you the most en-energy money
Choose Energy
I personally belive that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because that some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and that I belive that our education, such as in South Africa, and that in Iraq, and everywhere like such as, that I believe that they should, uh, our education over here, in the U.S., should help the U.S., um, or help the South Africa and should help Iraq, and like in the Asian countries, so we should be able to help build up our future. Choose Energy! Stay Hard!
So I get to choose energy for the world!! Bonus!!
That… was…. AWESOME!
How many times does he say “choose”???
Where are you getting your energy
It’s a simple question, where are you getting your energy in this world
Energy is becoming more and more and more of a factor in…in everybody’s world…everybody’s world
I’d like to direct you to a new client we have on the station, named Choose Energy
Choose Energy is an absolutely fantastic way of getting your energy in this world
Choose Energy allows you to choose the company you want to deliver your energy
Choose Energy gives you fantastic choices in the energy area and it’s up to you to simply look at the choices and determine which one is best for you.
Choose Energy you will hear a lot more about in the coming days on our station
Choose Energy is a way to save you money
Choose Energy is the way of the future enabling you to choooose the energy source you want, the one that works best for you, the one that saves you the most en-energy money
Choose Energy
Thank you for the service you have done for mankind. I’m gonna submit this to an ad agency and ask them to grade it.
I give it an A-.
Let’s play the “choose” drinking game, we’ll all be drunk by the 45 sec mark
What is the difference between energy money and actual money? It’s a simple question
More importantly, what was Mr. Choo’s reaction to this?
luv it
Am I mistaken or did George call you “the biggest jerk in the world” when you did this spot word for word just now?
The market segment that this approach appeals to is pretty much only Ribby.
That was pretty friggin’ great. Norm never disappoints.
I personally belive that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because that some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and that I belive that our education, such as in South Africa, and that in Iraq, and everywhere like such as, that I believe that they should, uh, our education over here, in the U.S., should help the U.S., um, or help the South Africa and should help Iraq, and like in the Asian countries, so we should be able to help build up our future. Choose Energy! Stay Hard!