See you in hell, folks!
He was all things to anybody, and everything to stuff and things.
“Well folks having the state fair of Texas in October doesn’t help much with the heat afterall. Be sure to drink your Dos Equis!”
R.I.P. big man, R.I.P. ….
It’s a fire! I think I got bronchitis
Ain’t nobody got time for dat
Deep fried Big Tex.
Now that made me giggle…
Before Big Tex set himself aflame, he said to me,”You know, the State Fair is an appropriate name. Not great or terrible, just fair, like my whole life. I’m such a fraud.” I tried to stop him, but it was too late.
Let us never forget that he gave his life so others may live.
Howdy folks! Welcome to the State Fire of Texas!
When he is rebuilt, I hope they give him a nice round ass, unlike the flat one he’s had to live with for so long. Good luck with your bottom, Big Tex.
Have you been to the fair lately? I think Santa Anna and his troops are responsible.
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