“Hello, Mirror. It’s Us, America. Long time no see.” —what we should be saying
welcome to costco. i love you.
I’ve never understood why we pretend these products are only popular in the USA. These products and their foriegn counterparts thrive all over the world.
Ultimately, I will draw the line at bacon and chedder flavored powdered sugar donuts…when they arrive on shelves…at some point in the future…I think…
This is that opposing fold out step on the evolutionary ladder that clearly warns “NOT TO BE USED AS A STEP”
I need the toilet time golf game to practice for those special times when I need to sink a triple and drop a duece on the 18th green in front of the clubhouse.
All you need to do is fit a bumper-dumper to a golf cart, and you’ll be set. Just have someone drive you around and you can leave former food on the green like some sort of reverse horse.
you need to add Cinnabon’s new creation Pizzabon to the list (http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-TjBnjpVvrGZlit0hs2qTrao0vTGLV2P0TtB_E0EXuigXVJ6uQw). Also do you remember in the mid 2000′s when Long John Silvers was still selling gallon size mugs of soda. That blew my mind when I first saw a dude drinking one of those. A literal f’in gallon.
Those Enchilada Doritos are pretty damn good actually. And I’ll be looking for those Candy Corn Oreos. Best holiday candy ever?
Too spicy for me. I wish I could find some of the other BBQ flavored chips though. Also, I had the 7-11 hot dog chips with a cheeseburger hot dog (which are damn good), pina colada slurpee, and single serve sugar cookie for dinner last night. (pray for me)
I may try the Enchilada Doritos but I would rather eat rabbit pellets than candy corn.
Did someone say, ‘Pass the corn.’?
I’d like to try some of that Pussy
Anus stimulator: http://www.flickr.com/photos/maddak/7591178526/in/photostream
Self-wipe bathroom aid: http://www.flickr.com/photos/maddak/7591178830/in/photostream
Squeez Bacon was an April Fool’s joke, sadly.
You know, we carry a line of electronics cleaning products by “Xtreme Clean” at work, and it never struck me until now how idiocratic that name is.
A few more of these:
Okay. Time for so new, free, internet’s content Gordo.
“Hey! Where’s my chicken, Jub!?”
…some new, free, internet’s…that is
In Canada you can get a pizza with a hot dog stuffed crust.
Just found this gem today:
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