Back When Rob Pattinson And I Were Still Young…

Watch this Emmy-winning classic. After a botched intro, a pre-heartbroken Rob Pattinson sits uncomfortably close to me and tells me his deepest darkest secrets. I could see the pain in Rob’s eyes even then.

13 thoughts on “Back When Rob Pattinson And I Were Still Young…

  1. endicott says:

    this guy needs a hairbrush

  2. Bella's baby says:

    I think you confused him

  3. Double C says:

    Monkey love will give you the HIV, want it?

  4. juggs says:

    That was genuinely uncomfortable in a few places. Bless you Gordon for finding a way to make that bowl of oatmeal interesting.

  5. Primrose Everdeen says:

    How on earth did he become a sex symbol? Yish.

  6. Human, Internets says:

    I always enjoy your sports ‘oomour, but I find it difficult to give two craps about R-Patz.

  7. CWW says:

    That producer babe has nice jammers.

  8. Nick F. says:

    “I’ve recently gotten too fat for my pants. What is your next movie?” Pure Gold.

  9. matt says:

    Count how many times Gordon’s eyes reach for her breasts! He’s trying hard not to look, but she is putting them out there! Valiant effort!

  10. Seth Sethington says:

    Gordon is so hot right now. I want to throw my butt inside of him.

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