VIDEO: The Confusing Girl Who Spread Her Legs For Baseball

What the hell was with the girl who kept lifting her legs into the air behind home plate? Was it an odd reaction to sports nervousness? Was she pregnant and attempting to force Ranger baby out? Or maybe she was going to the air bathroom as George surmised. Who cares. All I know is that it was odd, therefore belongs here.

25 thoughts on “VIDEO: The Confusing Girl Who Spread Her Legs For Baseball

  1. Phalf says:

    She’s just confused about how others use a baseball bat.

  2. Rip the Jacker says:

    She’s preparing to snag some foul balls. [insert rim shot here]

  3. P1fromday1 says:

    She needs to be punched right in the “K”……..not hot buddy.

  4. Chris says:

    Good luck with your … bottom.

  5. PaceGuy says:

    Definely not fake leg…more like hammered legs,

  6. Boistrious Billy Bob says:

    Cousin Mitch hit a home run. Was she giving him a sign? Josh? OMG!! Where’s Josh? No Josh no!!!! She’s not Josh Worthy!

  7. Dirtiest of All Dirty P1s says:

    Maybe George was right. Maybe she was hoping one type of whiff would cause another.

  8. BloodyStump says:

    Isn’t that how all women fart in public?

  9. Dirty Dingus Magee says:

    That’s the slutty-Canadian V-for-Victory for sign

  10. Jim Beam says:

    Maybe she wants to try the 2 foot hot dog.

  11. muddy says:

    That’s how the skanks do the wave.

  12. BloodyStump says:

    The funniest part of the whole conversation about this was Junior saying that he thought they were “fake legs”. Can you imagine the confused stare on the guy at the turnstile checking bags and such as fans come into the ballpark as this lady carrying 2 fake legs tries to get through.

  13. P1 Andy says:

    Gordon you are always confused by why a woman spreads her legs.

  14. MAN says:

    Beer makes her queef

  15. Howdy says:

    Maybe she was warning us about Junior Seau

  16. Primrose Everdeen says:

    sidenote: I say the Musers theme song is “Heavy” by Collective Soul, my husband sez no. Who is right?

  17. bhenchot says:

    Would ya?

  18. adolf oliverbush says:

    She was getting her old catchers mitt ready for the high hard one. ;)

  19. Brad says:

    blambo. lol.

  20. Ben Bundy says:

    For the love of GOD….can y’all please shut George up. His stupid guitar playing/singing is just noise, interrupting gold. Yes – your good George…go play in your tent wiry the only person who cares…

  21. Peter gozinya says:

    fake rines voice…..Hey frog do you have a riner in your throat?

  22. Aqualamb says:

    the longer you listen to this, and the harder you try to understand it, the deeper into the depths of depravity and insanity you plunge. be wary, for what you are about to hear is not meant for the human mind to truly understand.

  23. cancermonkey says:

    Gordo, I know you love to hunt, but have you gone head-to-head with the elusive gunsbok?

    http://laluzdejesus.com/shows/2012/Rogue-Taxidermy/Gronquist_LG_Untitled.jpg

  24. Ballboy says:

    She had the old catchers MIT ready in case some foul balls errently came her way.

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