These Photos Of C.J. Wilson Will Make You Violent

If Huckleberry Finn was a doucheboat who wore designer jeans...

If 'The Situation' was less douchey...

To cleanse you man-palette, click here. Slightly NSFW.

24 thoughts on “These Photos Of C.J. Wilson Will Make You Violent

  1. Mateo says:

    This doucher needs a dick-punch.

  2. Ryan says:

    Maybe he is snookis babys daddy???? Oh god could you imagine how douchie the kid could turn out

  3. Allison says:

    were either one of these taken using his $2,000 camera lense???

  4. P1 Kent says:

    What kinda high tone hotel we talking about here, with that ultra fancy climate control floor unit?? Super 8? Red Roof Inn?

  5. Chip says:

    man i hope that guy FAILS i didn’t see ‘bag’…it’s douche bag!

  6. Julian says:

    Wonder what Christina thinks about your choice of pallette cleansing.

  7. Monster Panties says:

    All this and the season hasnt even started. Can’t wait.

  8. Rick Schell says:

    What a douchbag!!!!!!!

  9. Jimbo says:

    Wait, blue glove and red hat???? What is this insanity!!!!

  10. Jace says:

    Any chance the Great Gordo can use his enormous influence with Mark Cuban get him to slam CJ? Then when CJ retorts, Cuban can just say “whatever dude, I’m going to go back to my rich, badass, billionaire life and you can go back to being some spare millionaire”

  11. craftsmandave says:

    Douche-O-Matic. Yes, have you always wanted to be a douschebag but you were too normal to be one? Then try the C.J. Wilson Dousche-O-Matic machine. Go from normal to completely douschey in one second. Be the greatest douschebag of all time. Brag incessantly about shit no one in thier right mind really gives a damn about. Be the drag down suck the life out of the party dillwad. Yes and it’s only a buck 3.98. Call 1-800-DOUSCHE, Visa, Mastercard excepted. Thank you. The End.

  12. Jim Beam says:

    2 cleanse the palate, we need a driftwood Thursday.

  13. Jrodlc says:

    wow, the guy above me butchered every word in the English language in one paragraph!!!!

  14. Dirtiest of All Dirty P1s says:

    This pic of CJ gets right to the point.

    http://bit.ly/9Wkbnj

  15. remo man says:

    I need to violent right now, but I only have a buck 3.98. Dang.

  16. The double fake ribby retroactively predicting says:

    Do you like this pallet cleansing photo because of the generous backside or her LHO like perch by the open window?

  17. P1 Dr. T says:

    Clearly the top photo is a fake. Everyone knows Ceej always color-coordinates his cap, jersey, and glove. Unless, maybe his thong is blue…then I guess it would work.

  18. mike mr mcdermott says:

    Gordon

    please post new pics…. i am tired of grasturbating to CJ.

    Mike MR McDermott

  19. Jo Mama says:

    Forget Douche-o-Ghetti for Brains.

    Here is the Suddenly Very Yummy:
    Farnoosh Torabi
    http://goo.gl/eTS8y

    I post hot chix for the P1s because Gordo is the #Lamykins of hot-girl posting internet-type peeps. He sad.

  20. Justin F. says:

    Sweet mother of all that is round and ripe. Alexis, is that you?

  21. SwingAwayMarell says:

    That second picture looks as if a John is just now telling CJ that he doesn’t actually have the money for the fellatio that was just performed. “C’mon bro’sef, I did you, now make with the cash!”

  22. Tom Smith says:

    I can only asume that the heavy use of the word douche reflects more on the users of this web site then the pictures that are being commented on. What a bunch of duche bags!

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