I don’t know if you noticed or care, but the number one movie at the box office last weekend was Underworld: Awakening. For those of you unfamiliar with the Underworld franchise, think Steel Magnolias meets The Help. I had a small part in the film that was cut from the final product. I guess the director and I didn’t see eye to eye on my character’s “motivation.” He thought of me as an “extra,” but I thought my character should become sexually involved with Kate’s as a comment on Wall Street greed and the finitude of life. Anyway, I broke the cardinal acting rule of “don’t introduce any unscripted diseases” and the director fired me. You be the judge.
Here I am talking with my co-star and good friend, Kate Beckinsale.
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She is so hot. Did you have to wait a while before you could stand up?
I stayed in the seat, uncomfortably smiling, with a throw pillow over my lap for sixteen minutes.
Your interviews border on insipid.
Oh my gosh…..overrated. Average looking mall shopper. Not that great. Next…!!!!
Oh God, are you blind or just jealous? The woman is astonishing and you good and damn well know it.
Where is this mall you go to?
I’ve never seen a woman so sexually repulsed. That interview was like the 8th grade science experiment where the teacher shows the students how the positive and negative sides of magnets repulse each other.
Another 3 hours and 44 and you would have been in the emergency room
There may not be anyone hotter. DAMN! Kate looked pretty good too. No wait, she’s maybe the hottest ever.
She might be the hottest female that I’ve never married, unless my wife doesn’t read this.
At 1:10 when you mention a sock in your pants, I believe she gives a quick check. Way to go Gordo!
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