Was Rick Perry Drunk On Friday Night?

Rick Perry made a speech on Friday night in New Hampshire and appeared either drunk or on serious pain meds. If he was drinking, he needs to stop because alcohol makes him act like an unmarried uncle who loves musical theater.

20 thoughts on “Was Rick Perry Drunk On Friday Night?

  1. Julian says:

    I would even take a drunk, knob pirate over a smiling, economy killing socialist any day.

  2. Connective Tissue says:

    It’s actually funnier if you turn the sound off and just watch him.

  3. Gordo, rumor is that this is a pic of you in your first costume. True?

    http://yfrog.com/h3jnysp

  4. OccupyCumulus says:

    I dont care about politics, but this dude is definitely gay. No question.

    And yes, hes on pills.

  5. chuck says:

    He is gotten into what sarah palin was smoking, or drinking, or shooting, or hunting. Palin 2012!!!

  6. Jeff says:

    I’m not sure what a knob pilot is, a flying locksmith maybe? Anyhow, he occasionally has flashes of Brother Bob, the great Reverend Robert Tilton, especially in his quieter, more emotional reflections. Drunk? Hmmm Vicodin with a Jim Beam chaser or two. Maybe the mic needs a breathalyzer on it. If he blows a 0.8 or higher then it won’t start. Nahhh. What fun would that be?

  7. Lynndie England's Chemical Light Stick says:

    Nothing funny to post about The SCFOAMF? Why is that? Fear of racism charge? Ideology? He’s just too great to poke fun at? I know he has healed the planet and lowered the ocean and all that but really? Nothing.funny.about.him?

  8. jon ellis says:

    Is your caption an homage to Jerry Lewis?

  9. Chris says:

    Wow he is hammered. This is the best the GOP has to offer? LOL

  10. BloodyStump says:

    Not drunk, just high off hairspray fumes.

  11. Dirtiest of All Dirty P1s says:

    I heard that right after the video cut off he wished the audience members good luck with their bottoms.

  12. Harry Hines Harry says:

    i know there’s a dps videotape of perry pulling the ‘do you know who i am?’ card during a dui stop; i’m surprised that’s not getting national play …

  13. Troy says:

    I kept waiting for him to say “here, pull my finger”. Pretty funny. Can’t wait to see his stand-up routine during his first State of the Union address.

  14. fartinmyface says:

    Makes me glad I’m not from Texas, how embarassing!!

  15. anonymously says:

    Did you know that August is Anal Sex Month? Did anyone tell George?
    http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/124906/the_forbidden_sex_act_you

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