Oh my. Sometimes desperation paints a colorful picture. Dallas Police want your help in finding this dude. He robbed a Lemmon Avenue Exxon Tigermart on August 16, 2011 at 5:25 AM.
Look at the video. He enters the store wearing white go-go boots and a dress. In the biggest give up known to man, his face is covered with underwear. He is holding what could possibly be a gun under the tasteful floral print dress. He’s is described as a white male (they’re the worst), 5’05″ and weighing 145 lbs.
Find him, shake his hand, then call cops.
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I… eh… wat? I don’t know which makes me more insane, this or the hypnowheel from yesterday.
It’s behavior like this that help perpetuate
the negative stereotype of the crossdressing
dirty underwear mask wearing community.
Say hello to my next office Halloween party costume.
He may have an ulterior motive for going to prison.
Remember how it used to be when you could just go out in the world with a pair of dirty tighty whities on your head and nobody would think twice about it…….. now those days are over!
That store gets robbed all the time and there are several vagrants hanging out there at all times. I think this dude was high from the frontal urine stain shoved in his nose.
Cheezing?
I really like this piece from a TV columnist in AZ about that study saying you will lose 22 minutes of life for every hour or TV you watch.
http://www.tucsonweekly.com/TheRange/archives/2011/08/19/idiot-boksen-television-will-kill-you-dead#more
Anderson Cooper?
Huge Ebrake Alert! I have no idea what your email address is Gordon so I have used this forum. Tonight 8/20 on the Texans Saints broadcast on Houstons ABC 13 Bob Allen is doing a segment and…
Cash,
Bob Allen does a segment in the 2nd quarter with 7:10 on the clock about a family who was involved in a car crash where both parents died. He is talking about a fundraiser for the family that was held by the Texans. He is talking about how both children may never walk again and says “Through the sex text had a silent auction through the game earlier this week Monday night”
Please see if you can dig this up. Legendary.
I don’t know if I would have worn those boots with that dress. Although, it IS before Labor Day.
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/43915/slide_43915_332800_large.jpg
huffington post? get a real life.
Fruit of the Loon? Rock me.
Yep. He has a big bucket of F_-it.
Corby????