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I watch your glass hydroplane across the table and prepare to give you the greatest news of your life. “My friend, you can come shoot sporting clays with me next Friday.”
You begin to cry as you win the lottery and busty women gather to sing your praises. Santa winks at you. The end.
Wanna shoot guns with me? You’re in luck, because my Big Charity Clay Shoot benefiting Big Brothers Big Sisters is next Friday, August 19th. Shooting clays is one of life’s great pleasures and can be damn addicting. The Musers will be broadcasting live, providing handcrafted radio candy. We’ll also provide lunch, prizes, and shotgun shells. All you have to do is bring yourself, your shotgun, and maybe a friend or two. Some people bring their wives and children. Perfect. If you don’t have a shotgun you can rent one from our host, Elm Fork.
Register at bigclayshoot.com. The price is reasonable and supports a cause close to my heart, mentoring disadvantaged kids and introducing them to the outdoors. This is a beautiful world and it’s a shame that some kids have never held a fishing pole or seen a duck fly low over a smoky lake.
This is my 6th year hosting this incredible event. We’ve raised $500,000 for Big Brothers Big Sisters Outdoor Mentoring programs and you can help us raise more.
Click here for more info.
Watch this fine video of Musers blowing stuff away.
Love me some Razor and Gordo!
Do you like steak?
Maybe you can figure out a way to launch a baboon from the skeet thrower and blow it away mid air. Since you’re in Texas, I guess a squirrel would work.
Thank goodness you are giving some children the chance to do something new and exciting! I am a veteran teacher and am still amazed at the number of children who have never gone fishing! Blessings and Good Luck!
Possibly the most disturbing commercial of all time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZWL8WSAETY&feature=related
Razor looks at the Trinity River n thinks hockey rink – Never would have thought of that ever.
Yes! Sort of like a column with added bonus of a video. Thank you, Gordon.
The rolling “rabbit” station is always the one that trips me up. I think my problems is that I expect it to be too easy.
Same here. That one is tough one for me.
GoRDON…You are softie-urban-wimp, trying to act all “manly-style”. Go shoot something that doesn’t bake in the sun….. and has a face that can eat..
You mean you get to blow things away — and you get PC brownie points while doing it? That’s a win-win-win!