My Twitter Roundup

No chaps

In the old days when kids were kids and Amy Winehouse was still breathing, I used to post all my links on this handcrafted website. Then Twitter happened and it became more convenient to post things immediately on that instant gratification platform. Well, this website suffered and so did the world. I thought I would give you a glimpse into the past by posting all of my recent T.W.L.’s (Twitter Fun Links) here. For old times sake.

For more fun content, follow the feed on Twitter.

My Bold and Loving Prediction on Amy Winehouse

A fine piece written by Russell Brand on his relationship with Amy Winehouse

An Amy Winehouse before and After picture

Another Adult Baby, this time with a shocking twist

A disturbing Separated at Birth

Condoms or icecream?

Odd co-branding

The aftermath of Babybop’s hysterectomy

Norm has been begging for this

Boating can be a rough ride

Disturbing: When the perfect woman is a man

Tortoise gets ‘Swivel Leg’

George wants a magic top

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20 thoughts on “My Twitter Roundup

  1. anachronite says:

    wish you would go back to these postings Gordo! Some of us HATE twitter and miss out on all of your cool postings.

  2. Carrot Top says:

    Comments posted and screened on this site provided a better opportunity for comedy than the Twitter format. I know it’s more work than the immediate gratification of Twitter. Seems to be the same problem that mainstream media is having too. Good, Fast, Cheap. You only get 2. Good is always the one to fall. Deleting GK.com off my home pages. It was a good run. I’ll miss you all. Baby *sniff* arm.

  3. double C says:

    Geez Gordo, that girl in chaps looks to be about 12 years old. Either your computer is going to be confiscated by the FBI or you’re going to wind up on one of those To Catch a Predator episodes.
    You’ll be the bloody one ringing George’s doorbell at 3:52AM yelling, “Help me George…I really screwed up this time!!! George?!? George?!? Are you there? George, please!”

    • Gordon Keith says:

      Whoops. I didn’t really look at the face. The photography studio that’s referenced on the copyright appears to be legit. Surely they wouldn’t do a pic like that without a driver’s license.

      • eRacer X says:

        Trust me…”I didn’t really look at the face” never holds up in a court of law. (neither does whoops)

      • cancer monkey says:

        Geez, Gordo, that girl without the chaps must be about 100 years old by now. Either your computer is going to be confiscated by the AARP or you’re going to wind up on one of those To Catch A Gerontophile episodes.
        You’ll be the one covered in Ensure ringing George’s doorbell at 3:52AM yelling, “Help me George…I really pissed of the olds this time!!! George?!? George?!? Are you there? George, please!”

      • Mike says:

        What happened to that picture? Where can it be found?

      • Daniel Tosh says:

        I never look at the face either.

      • double C says:

        I wouldn’t say the new pic is “better” but at least it doesn’t look quite as illegal.

  4. Pat says:

    I hate twitter! Bring back gordonkeith.com!

  5. Vibrating Egg says:

    I could have done without the VIBERECT site, but have to ask if, because of the shape of the device, does the same company manufacture curling irons? Also, why is the shape of the device not like lady parts? I would much rather put my limp noodle in something shaped like grabia/gragina than a curling iron.

  6. Davie Dave says:

    I like chaps.

  7. BostonJohn says:

    Yes the Chaps were much better!

  8. Peter Danglin says:

    Gordon, I have not succumbed to the smartphone temptation, yet, so I haven’t joined the twitterverse. I am sure I’m not alone. Can you please double-post your links on twitter and the conventional innerwebs? I know it is extra work, but we love you and want to continue loving you. Hard.

    Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

  9. Dirty Sanchez says:

    Where did the other girl go. This one sucks!!

  10. Christie says:

    I am tearing up with the mere thought of not getting my weekly Gordon Keith column. Hope you plan to move the column to another publication.

  11. fartinmyface says:

    Posting on twitter is kind of gay.

  12. brently says:

    Twitter is SUPER GAY! Ditch it and get back to GK.com

  13. Steve Polasek says:

    Do you like steak?

  14. Gordon, i think you are a genius…BUT…you do things like today 8/11..was it Gordo’s corner? you played thet stupid fucking song ..friday friday friday friday friday friday friday friday friday friday friday friday friday friday friday friday friday..aw the hell with it ..you get the point..that stupid f’ing song…I wanted to crash the car…i love you man..you are greatness…BUT ..sometimes give me a break..all of us

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