Purple Towel Wednesday

Every Wednesday I like to post a picture of a purple towel.

37 thoughts on “Purple Towel Wednesday

  1. SSDirk says:

    You not only get a purple towel, but you get to enjoy 2 big melons on a hot Texas day…

  2. cujo says:

    what kind of a stupid woman (or man) would want a purple towel like that? so fake and ridiculous looking.

  3. Dirtiest of All Dirty P1s says:

    I assume you deemed it Purple Towel Wednesday instead of Palm Tree Wednesday in order to give tribute to man-made objects.

  4. ERacer X says:

    I’m going to need that towel when I’m done.

  5. jackietreehornsphonemessage says:

    First!

  6. Some people like purple towels better. I for one, care less for them.

  7. Human, Internets says:

    Looks moist.

  8. Purple Towel Head says:

    Purple towel = c-rag.

  9. Chuck says:

    My life sucks. I’ll never get a purple towel like that…

  10. Bill the Cat says:

    When you enbiggen the photo you can see that nice fine fuzz on the mellons indicating they are ripe.

  11. kowl says:

    that purple towel is giving me blue balls!

  12. nice…toweel. you got more?

  13. AnyP1 Listening? says:

    That swimming pool looks a little green. Typical stuck-up, lazy woman…ignore the work that needs to be done, like putting chemicals in the pool.

  14. Shaw says:

    I love towels…

  15. krashie21 says:

    In honour of South Park’s 15th anniversary……..

    “Don’t forget to take a towel!”

  16. Samuel L Jackson says:

    Mouth watering melons!!

  17. george's luv chub says:

    goes well with me purple helmet

  18. Rip the Jacker says:

    There’s a towel in that photo?

  19. Concerned Parent says:

    Gordon, please, we need you. We need your guiding love and attention. Please come back to us. We miss you dearly.

  20. Denny from Krum says:

    What towel? All I see is 2 massive breasticles!

  21. Concerned Friend says:

    Gordon, we’re worried about you. You’ve been so distant lately. If you’re using drugs, you can tell us. We can get you help. We love you. We want our Gordon back.

  22. Mitch Moreland says:

    Gordon, if you don’t start updating more, I’m going to hurt myself.

  23. Mnemonic Armadillo says:

    Amy Winehouse – beautiful soul – horrid body – the combination of mind and body – how many times does that just not work out – as a species, most of us just work out – we grow up, live and die – without a problem – why can’t we express ourselves, without just eating ourselves up –
    Ah well – ‘f it – I gotta go home and mow the lawn –
    Amy Winehouse – great singer – run herself down with drugs and drink – RIP –

    Yup – Daddy thinks your are fine – keep thinking that sweety –
    \

    • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

      Thing is – she was supposed to be a diva – read her history – she was in a band when she was 11 – she grew up to be a teenage star -
      She was supposed to be a Lindsay Lohan – but she actually had talent – she could actually sing – so she broke out of the mold and actually made an album where she “sang” –
      Then she fell back into the “Lohan” mold – got messed up on goofballs, so to say – and could not get out of it -
      She was the diva – she was the “teenage” star she and her parents wanted her to be – but she went beyond that – went down into what rock and roll really is – you give your life to rock and roll – you pay your money, you take your chance – buy the ticket and take the ride – sometimes you live, sometimes you die –
      She died – RIP Amy Winehouse -

  24. Wow, Great Gordo, you sure predicted the Amy Winehouse demise good and strong. Any predictions on the World Series?

  25. Utility Muffin Research Kitchen says:

    No room inside that top for dried muffin remnants.

  26. BlahTicket says:

    Get real. Ur so disgusting. I cant believe this nasty stuff i have to look at. If only women only knew what was going on with their boyfriends/husbands. Ya ya, they readin about sports. Ya right. They looking at porn the wonderful gordonn keith has posted. Psh, you disgust me.

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