I don’t know why, but the hot stewardess is one of my favorite treats. Sexy, serving, playful, captive. (I’ve said too much.) But it’s apparent that our country’s airlines have given up on the idea of hot stewardesses. I don’t know whether it is political correctness or that attractive young American women don’t have to be stewardesses, just girlfriends to the wealthy. As I travelled over the summer, I noticed other nations still practice the “hot young stewardess policy.” On South African Airlines, almost all the women were attractive. While in Dulles airport, a group of Korean Air stewardesses walked by giggling and hourglassed wearing tight skirts and billfold hats and my pants pointed like a bird dog until I bumped into one from behind.
We need more hot women getting us drunk on airplanes. It’s the only way to fly.
You got something hot to serve me?
One girl on my South African Airlines flight
Gordo,
yes, it’s called unions.
International flights are the most prized flights for American air carriers and since airlines operate on seniority, you get all of the meh flight attendants. Gordo, you have to fly Singapore Air.
Guhgree about Singapore Airlines. They have famously strict requirements for their stewardesses.
American based airlines have ruined it for all of us !!! If only there was an alternative. Unfortunately Hooters airline didn’t make it…not that my company would’ve paid for those flights. In 10 years of work based travel I think I saw only 3-4 attractive attendants, and almost all of them are now 50+ years old. You’d think after us getting groped by the TSA we’d be able to return the favor in-flight.
She’s Africa-hot!
A co-worker and I were just discussing this. I recently had a business trip in Romania (you think Eastern Europe and your pants start going crazy…then you get there and the deep depression kicks in) and I noticed the same phenomenon: foreign flight attendants still have it going on.
My buddy and I came to the conclusion that in most other countries, flying is still somewhat a luxury for the majority of their population. The same euphoria felt in the 1960s & 70s American climbing inside the large, metal, flying phallus is still prevalent in many other countries, and nothing compliments that like a handful of gorgeous, young women. For the attendants, it’s an adventurous and enviable position – a chance to be a pseudo-model to a captive audience. Sadly, today’s average American views air travel with as much awe as riding a Greyhound bus in the 80′s. The hottest thing you can expect now is a firm pat-down while the TSA officer discovers you forgot to don any man-panties.
Yes, flying is no longer “glamorous’ in this country – it’s almost taken for granted –
That’s why we need the civilian space travel industry to pick up – get the daily flight to the moon hotel up and running, women will be standing in line applying to be flight attendants -
Most painful story you will read today: http://www.elpasotimes.com/news/ci_18415340
sorry, but these girls are not hot.
They’re certainly airline hot compared to what I’m used to. And the black girl was really hot. Like captivatingly so. Some girls in motion are better than a picture. Others are the opposite.
Andrea Grimes gives this article two thumbs up!
Are you gay? ARE YOU GAY?
SMOKING HOT
Just like the Southwest pilot said… nothing but gays, grannies, and grandes
Still waiting for Junior Air…
Flew Lufthansa to Abu Dhabi a couple of years back and there were a couple of German flight attendants that were incredibly hot. I’ve never been needier on any flight in my life. My call button was going crazy, as were my pants.
I suspect most young hots have opportunities for better paying jobs with better hours. Flew Aer Lingus to Dublin not too long ago and all of the stewardesses were worthy of Lingus in the air. It must be a job requirement.
The one that surprised me was Air Jordon. Middle Eastern women are really hot when they’re young and mustache free.
What? You don’t like having Helga the Stomping Mare as your lead F/A on American? Me, neither. Virgin Atlantic, LAN Chile, Aerolineas Argentinas and Alitalia have their share hot F/As to be sure. Check out any one of those airlines. Your pants will thank you later.
Good thing your guns were packed
This isn’t up there with Chimpanzee Riding On A Segway, but it’s sufficient to keep you from having an insanity-free weekend:
A buddy of mine has a wife that is a stewardess. Extremely hot in plain clothes with a giant ass. I’m sure the pants go crazy on her flights. Any stewardess outfit is gonna be stretched to the limits with her butt in it!
All of these airlines are unionized –
Singapore: http://www.siasu.org.sg/index.html
Lufthansa: http://presse.lufthansa.com/en/news-releases/singleview/archive/2011/january/19/article/1860.html
Aer Lingus: http://www.independent.ie/national-news/aer-lingus-and-unions-in-talks-to-avert-chaos-2667080.html
Aerolineas Argentinas: http://www.itfglobal.org/transport-international/ti36argentina.cfm
Alitalia: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/15/business/worldbusiness/15iht-alitalia.4.16174466.html
Unions are a red herring – everyone wants to blame them, but they have nothing to do with the problem –
I suspect that flying is just not longer glamorous in this country – we’ve been there and done that – now flying is just something you have to do to get to work. And that’s what the airlines go after – the business flyer, not the regular guy.
Management decided long ago that the customer was just a piece of meat to move from one place to another – the piece of meat doesn’t “want” to go – but he “has” to go – so why spend any more money or effort on him that you have to -
Has anyone flown Delta recently? Are their attendants any good looking? They busted their union several years ago? What have they done to improve the “look” of flying?
Yup – one thing they can’t offer – ME -
or Hot Paints –
Choice? Someone in marketing knew what they were talking about -
If you’re hot enough to be a hot flight attendant, you’re probably in pharmaceutical sales.
Those women are hot, but they are not Irish Traveller hot.
I think everyone misses the point. The flight attendants are there for your safety. Any other service they provide is a bonus the airline provides. Too many people miss the point, get pissed when they have to follow the rules set out, and basically see the attendants as endentured servants.
I remember hearing stories about ancient flight attendants from my flight attendant ex-wife. She said that they had one F/A that was still flying into her 70′s!
ok so i’m a P1′s wife and i want to comment on your post. Do all sports radio talk show hosts just have Hot voices and blah bodies too? Except for you, Gordo, of course
I live in South Korea and have the pleasure of flying home on Korean Air, I’ve also flown Singapore Air, Thai Air, and Asiana, they all have very hot stewardess’s, especially Thai and Singapore Air.
I totally agree with you on Thai Air. Cathay Pacific also has hot F/A.
I feel safer already.
Can there be a page for us to upload hot waitress photos? Like an internet Ya Wall?
For Gordo –
http://thechive.com/2009/08/31/flight-attendants-used-to-be-seriously-hot-16-photos/
My last international trip was to Taiwan a few years ago, and not only were there hot stewardesses but there were many of them. I flew EVA Air (Evergreen) and the stews were young, tall (strangely tall for Asian women), demure, and very hot.
You are right about Cathay Pacific. It’s funny I flew to Guam this past weekend, Asiana Airlines to Japan, all hot F.A. then it was Continental to Guam, all the F.A. were 50+, over weight….., and, and there were MEN F.A., and to top it off I had to pay for my beers, which were free on Asiana/