So the mom is obviously a great mom as she bought her daughter (well I guess as a model Courtney paid for them) or at least consented to her daughter getting a set of massive cans by the time she was 16.
38, BUT I admit I guessed a little older, just because of the way you posed the question. But in the end, I don’t care how old she is, I’m IN !!!!! . . . . . got her number, Gordon?
C’mon man, share?
I hit cleavage link to discover her age but after checking out her music video ….. WHO CARES! I sure can see why the creepy actor guy was so taken with her. she has TWO ENORMOUS TALENTS. I’m speaking of course of her groundbreaking use of AutoTune and her music video acting.
Are you kidding me? “Get your hands in the f***ing air” – he sounds like the guy in school who would ask if the teacher remembered to give out the homework yet. Ahhhgggggg! This is ridiculous!
(I’m just going to repost my email to Corby on this matter)
Subject: Courtney Alexis Stodden is not hot, Corby
Maybe I misheard you the other day, Corby, when you were discussing her, but I swear you said she was the hottest girl ever, so I decided to look her up….. Exhibit A:
Sure she has all the so-called symptoms of hotness (blonde hair, tan skin, pumped up boobs) but her man-face has been hit with a hundred shoes. And she doesn’t look anywhere near 16 years old… she looks like a ‘Cougars’ reject.
I welcome your response, including any pic of her face that’s somehow better than this.
I just discovered that Yahoo has a relative new political blog with a familiar-sounding name. I wonder if they’ve considered promoting the blog with scantily-clad chicks?
Have you all lost your minds? Its never a good situation when you look 30 when your a teenager. This bitch is ugly. the only thing she has going for her are those gigantic honkers. She is going to look like a Tranny version of Mic Jagger when its all said and done.
Well, Gordon isn’t here – so I can post anything –
I like the commercial playing during he NBA finals – all thru the playoffs really – James Brown – the King of Soul – the Hardest Working Man in Show Business – yes, work hard my man – SuperBad -
Pretty bad when I prefer Rebecca Black [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0&w=640&h=390
So the mom is obviously a great mom as she bought her daughter (well I guess as a model Courtney paid for them) or at least consented to her daughter getting a set of massive cans by the time she was 16.
Actually, her mom says those breasticles are the real deal, no fake fun bags going on! If so, quite impressive for that age!
What do you mean her mom got her those? The shirt says they’re real!
38, BUT I admit I guessed a little older, just because of the way you posed the question. But in the end, I don’t care how old she is, I’m IN !!!!! . . . . . got her number, Gordon?
C’mon man, share?
I guessed 40. So if she is 16 and looks like she’s 40, Lord help her when she hits 32 and looks 80. Good luck with all that, dude.
Exactly! I guessed at least 25. She is going to look terrible when 25!
I feel dirty now for clicking on her middle things
G-man,
I hit cleavage link to discover her age but after checking out her music video ….. WHO CARES! I sure can see why the creepy actor guy was so taken with her. she has TWO ENORMOUS TALENTS. I’m speaking of course of her groundbreaking use of AutoTune and her music video acting.
She needs one slight improvement in order to be the perfect woman – a vocal chord ectomy.
What are the chances she was a virgin on her wedding night?
I swear to Jebus, she looks 24 in all but one of those shots.
Also; 1:43…
What happened to the generation gap? this is where it is – it matters not – it what’s for you –
Are you kidding me? “Get your hands in the f***ing air” – he sounds like the guy in school who would ask if the teacher remembered to give out the homework yet. Ahhhgggggg! This is ridiculous!
Older than she looks but too young to care?
Wow, to the weasly Green Mile guy.
No jury would convict a guy for statutory rape with her, would they?
A little young for augmentation but what the hey, nice!!!
I’m starting a birther movement on her. In my pants…
That’s a HARD 16…….
Fire Department rescues a kitten with a leaf blower…
http://youtu.be/Mwrl6bWfvrc
Lol. aww.
Old enough?
i know she is a week old cause that is how long she has been on here…………baby arm.
(I’m just going to repost my email to Corby on this matter)
Subject: Courtney Alexis Stodden is not hot, Corby
Maybe I misheard you the other day, Corby, when you were discussing her, but I swear you said she was the hottest girl ever, so I decided to look her up….. Exhibit A:
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/courtney-alexis-stodden-21.jpg
Sure she has all the so-called symptoms of hotness (blonde hair, tan skin, pumped up boobs) but her man-face has been hit with a hundred shoes. And she doesn’t look anywhere near 16 years old… she looks like a ‘Cougars’ reject.
I welcome your response, including any pic of her face that’s somehow better than this.
is this the “I have big tits, but an ugly leather face, so I’m going to hide it under my hair” look?
Guess how old this hot piece is…
http://youtu.be/UwNgsEkgBa4
I just discovered that Yahoo has a relative new political blog with a familiar-sounding name. I wonder if they’ve considered promoting the blog with scantily-clad chicks?
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/
Dammit…relatively, not relative. Once again spell check fails to read my mind…
Gordo, someone took your Bear Trap idea and made a website: http://awkwardmemories.com/
Twitter killed gordonkeith.com
You are insane now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkBVDh7my9Q&feature=player_embedded
Have you all lost your minds? Its never a good situation when you look 30 when your a teenager. This bitch is ugly. the only thing she has going for her are those gigantic honkers. She is going to look like a Tranny version of Mic Jagger when its all said and done.
My new favorite country song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKjzolqJwgY&feature=related
Well, Gordon isn’t here – so I can post anything –
I like the commercial playing during he NBA finals – all thru the playoffs really – James Brown – the King of Soul – the Hardest Working Man in Show Business – yes, work hard my man – SuperBad -
The epitome of irony: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/07/03/motorcyclist-killed-while-riding-without-helmet-to-protest-new-york-helmet-law/?test=latestnews
OK it is time to shut down the website gordo…you never update and I have found a new source for my homoerotic pics. thanks for nothing
Mike MR McDermott
As a parent, this just makes me sad. Did I say sad? I meant horny.