I never realized that LeBron was such a self-centered jerk, nor did I realize that L’il DeWayne and Bosh were willing to give up their balls to become LeBron’s Bitches. After the Mavs win the series in 5 games, Larry and JeriCurly will wake up nutless and bewildered as to how Mo James tricked them into going over to the sissy side. Dirk the Man vs. The Three AmiGirls.
It’ll be awful if they win. Then how does this look? I don’t even want to think about it, unless I ingest poison and need it evacuated from my body. If they lose the funniest videos of the internet will give the world many laughs.
Puke. This is the kinda bad taste/karma thing that i hope get’s ‘em beat. I can only sit through about 1 minute of this before I vomit a little into my mouth.
they should be embarrassed. one of the most immature events i have ever seen in pro sports. how can anyone come away from that saying, ” yes! i feel awesome now! i was in the same room with three dudes who are really good at basketball! i can’t believe how great my life is! i just cheered louder than when my kid(s) was/were born! i just made 3 millionaires improve there self-esteem by being so happy in their presence!”
and why was Bosh so pumped up? what a gomer…
Well, if Gordo won’t update his blog – when he is in Miami – I will update it –
Everyone who was dancing in the 90′s knows this – yes, ‘n A – you know the Jump – House of Pain – you know the jump – let’s get it kick’en –
1. It’s important to have a woman who cooks, does occasional mowing, cleans house, and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
Clearly this website has been unattended to in an attempt to get everyone to follow the narcissic one on Twitter. Whatever, gordonkeith.com has been deleted permanently from my favorites. Everyone should move on to sites that actually care.
Bosch still looks like a Simpson’s character to me … his eyes and forehead look like they’re in 3-D but his chin dissapeared into his neck maybe?
google simpson’s characters.
tripod of homosexuals
Sounds similar to a website I stumbled upon once.
true dat!
bawwwAAWWWWWWaaaawwwAWAwawAwwWWWW. kill me.
I already despised these guys. Now I hate them with my entire being.
I never realized that LeBron was such a self-centered jerk, nor did I realize that L’il DeWayne and Bosh were willing to give up their balls to become LeBron’s Bitches. After the Mavs win the series in 5 games, Larry and JeriCurly will wake up nutless and bewildered as to how Mo James tricked them into going over to the sissy side. Dirk the Man vs. The Three AmiGirls.
Mavs in 5! Book it, Dan-O!
It’ll be awful if they win. Then how does this look? I don’t even want to think about it, unless I ingest poison and need it evacuated from my body. If they lose the funniest videos of the internet will give the world many laughs.
Biggest douches in pro sports. The cheerleaders made my pants happy.
Puke. This is the kinda bad taste/karma thing that i hope get’s ‘em beat. I can only sit through about 1 minute of this before I vomit a little into my mouth.
[...] Let Me Fill Your Glass With Haterade Prepare to vomit. [...]
They each took turns taking eachother in the mouth later that night
LeBron’s whispering, “I swear if either of you bone my mom I’ll be taking my talents to Europe.”
giggle
Your last day to celebrate is today http://joybehar.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/12/may-is-national-masturbation-month/?iref=obnetwork
This should be shown in the Mavs locker room before every game and at half time . . . then the Mav’s will take it in 5.
Bron seems a little preoccupied with that zit on his arm.
I say we have a whip round to pay George to have sex with Lebron’s mother
they should be embarrassed. one of the most immature events i have ever seen in pro sports. how can anyone come away from that saying, ” yes! i feel awesome now! i was in the same room with three dudes who are really good at basketball! i can’t believe how great my life is! i just cheered louder than when my kid(s) was/were born! i just made 3 millionaires improve there self-esteem by being so happy in their presence!”
and why was Bosh so pumped up? what a gomer…
And now for something completely different…
Future Governors of Alaska?:
http://dlisted.com/2011/05/27/stick-pony-rodeo
CNN right now:
“Weiner Denies Sending Lewd Photo”
Yeah, so does mine. *giggle*
Just remember: Even though LeBron headed south from Cle, his mom rode West.
If the heat win this series i’m taking my ball home and swearing off nba for the length of their disgusting “dynasty”. No class jackwagons.
This is the guy being compared to MJ? Ive seen less douches on jersey shore.
The latest installment in Product Idiocracy…
http://www.studio-kg.com/ostrich/
before pressing play, stop and cherish your last few moments of sanity.
Well, if Gordo won’t update his blog – when he is in Miami – I will update it –
Everyone who was dancing in the 90′s knows this – yes, ‘n A – you know the Jump – House of Pain – you know the jump – let’s get it kick’en –
Once a site filled several time a week now silent for weeks at a time…
Perhaps Gordo is too interested in cousin Mitch’s beard to provide Brave P-1s with updated content?
5 Important Qualities to have in your women;
1. It’s important to have a woman who cooks, does occasional mowing, cleans house, and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
Clearly this website has been unattended to in an attempt to get everyone to follow the narcissic one on Twitter. Whatever, gordonkeith.com has been deleted permanently from my favorites. Everyone should move on to sites that actually care.
Bosch still looks like a Simpson’s character to me … his eyes and forehead look like they’re in 3-D but his chin dissapeared into his neck maybe?
google simpson’s characters.
So, whatever happened to that golden-voiced drifter Ted Williams? Is Rebecca Black going to end up in the same place in a week or two?
This website sucks now. Come on gordon pull your thumb out of your ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlLZ_iR856o Major league baseball player doesn’t even know the score, or which team is winning, but gets the winning hit anyway.
I remember when this was a decent website. I came here and I experienced all emotions, it made me laugh, it made cry and it made me horny.
now it is never update and it sucks when it is updated.
THANKS FOR NOTHING.
Mike MR McDermott
Update your blog JFK hater!
Umm, sorry for being such a dick – but – are you going to update the web site – or have you moved on to another venue that I have not heard of -
Gordo, will you please take this pretty young single woman out on a date? She’s your type.
When the Mav’s win game 6 on Sunday those 3 a$$holes are gonna look like the biggest fall short blowhards of all sports time. CAN NOT WAIT!!!
Enjoy………!!!!!
MAVS WIN! James, where’s your crown, King Nothing?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/13/miami-herald-ad-congratul_n_876011.html
Can anyone say “Dewey Defeats Truman”????
Chris Bosh claps like a 4 year old girl. That is all.
Bosh and Wade became LeFlop’s Bitches, as they handed over their balls in a sellout move. Sorry, girls, but not this year.
Now they can sue their penises and avoid any responsibility for being douchebags.
http://teamcoco.com/content/sue-your-penis