Give This Man a Hand

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I like the panoramic crowd shot gag they do at big sporting events these days. You may remember the World Series game in which Craig and I were caught texting and tweeting rather than watching the Giants massacre the Rangers.

Well, they did this at Mavs Lakers game 3. Zoom in, see what you can find, post a link in the comments. I found a Mavs fan who has a hot wife. The guy was hoping for a happy ending to the series and it looks like he got one, while another woman enjoyed a Pepsi and watched.

Share your findings, P1′s, and remember- SMILE. You’re always on camera. Vomit.

SHOCKING UPDATE: I think the girl in the photo is Hillary Swank and I just called her hot.

UPDATE TWO: Apparently, other websites have covered this.

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51 thoughts on “Give This Man a Hand

  1. Jimi says:

    She looks like Hillary Swank. If so, doesn’t she have her own to feel up on?

  2. Rick says:

    I think that is Hilary Swank!!!!

  3. Krysten says:

    It would be better if he was tweeting about it at the same time. She could be a Hilary Swank double…Hilary Skank?

  4. Chase says:

    Hello! Thats Hillary Swank!

  5. Pete says:

    The woman in pic is Hillary Swank. They showed her early on in the broadcast.

  6. tim mayo says:

    I didn’t realize that Hillary Swank was dating Marc Anthony.

  7. Robert says:

    is that Hilary Swank?

  8. john says:

    finding it was easy. Whats up with the score board. 2 diff scores but the stats are the same.

  9. Johnny says:

    The woman in the picture is Hillary Swank! She was shown before the start of the game

  10. Mike says:

    She looks like Hillary Swank.

  11. More on “Is Hilary Swank hot or not?” A radio host actually tells her to her face, on the air, that she’s not pretty.

    http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/05/10/hilary-swank-pretty-radio/

  12. Chase says:

    It is Hillary Swank! They showed her on TNT and made comment about her before game 3 started!

  13. Chase says:

    I think there is a bucket of popcorn between his legs! Haha….with a hole in the bottom of the bucket! Can u say buttery lube too!

  14. Jason says:

    A bunch of halfmans on court..Demarcus Ware slightly left has something flying by his buddies head

  15. eRacer X says:

    OK, Hypothetical…

    If the trashy hot Hillary Swank were sitting between Mr. McGoo and Alfred E. Newman at a Mavs game, which one would she handle up on…and which one would visibly get upset and double-up on himself?

  16. Jomama says:

    It’s important during times of trial, like Game 3, to hold onto what’s important in ur life.

  17. BrownRoundP1 says:

    damn sure is Bob..

  18. Jamie says:

    What is Chris Arnold doing with Hillary Swank??

  19. Dentondude says:

    Good grief. Your secret superpower is to turn any situation into a something sordid, racist, or a violation of some stupid politically correct standard. If you were an Indian, your name would be Gordon Makes-Mountain-out-of-Molehill. I really feel for George having to put up with your crap every day.

  20. Sports Panties says:

    http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_1001/hilary-swank/

    That’s definitely her. That guy is her current boyfriend, John Campisi (whoever he is).

  21. Christie says:

    George Orwell would be proud

  22. Gorilla Snot says:

    Here’s a rather chesty woman playing on her phone while her identical sister has a bag over her head behind her to the left. Quite curious!

  23. Gorilla Snot says:

    I can’t get this pic to embed to save my life…God help me!!!

  24. Jomama says:

    On second thought, she was going for the iPhong to see if Bob had tweeted any thoughts about Stars ownership. “And again…”

  25. Dustin says:

    Gordon,

    How did you not know that was Swank? I did see her in the pre-game, but that is obviously her.

  26. Gollywhopper Egg says:

    Wow, its Hillary Swank and some dude with a five-head sitting between George Costanza and Aretha Franklin!

  27. [...] Give This Man a Hand I like the panoramic crowd shot gag they do at big sporting events these days. You may remember the World Series game [...] [...]

  28. Mnemonic Armadillo says:

    And James Gandolfini is apparently a Mavs fan -

  29. nreg says:

    Now, I call her “Onion Hand!”

  30. GKGkgkgkgkgk says:

    Hey did anyone point out that’s Hillary Swank?

  31. JS says:

    Who cares about Hilary Swank playing find the sausage with Chris Arnold. The REAL question is – Since when has George Castanza become a Dirk fan??

  32. GKGkgkgkgkgk says:

    That’s her new karate instructor teaching her “cup the balls”

  33. GKGkgkgkgkgk says:

    I thought she broke her neck on a stool

  34. GKGkgkgkgkgk says:

    Glad she got the tape off those up tops

  35. GKGkgkgkgkgk says:

    I heard she just flew in

  36. Ty Burton says:

    Gordon, you’re pawning this off like you randomly found this couple during your search of the DMN panoramic. Just admit you lifted it off someone else and be done with it. Next time you boost some material, you might want to give credit where credit is due.

  37. GKGkgkgkgkgk says:

    Relaxing after killing robin Williams & al Pacino

  38. Mike MR McDermott says:

    Of course Hillary Swank is hot..or as I call her Hillary Spank because I must do that when I see her. Her hottest role…..in the the movie “boys don’t cry”…..my hand and wrist got a real work out when I rented that movie.

    Mike MR McDermott

  39. http://www.wimp.com/hungrybunny/

    Someone needs to convert this to an animated gif.

  40. Someone please explain this video to me.

    • Craftsman Dave says:

      Kinda gay, wasn’t that a dude leaning on the side of the pool. Maybe he wanted to share the change he found on the bottom of the pool or some such, I don’t know…….

  41. Rug Burn says:

    Who’s the Dweeb with Ms. Skank?

  42. Redman says:

    Looks like Hillary gets all that, and a bag of chips, from the Chris Arnold lookalike.

  43. Nottapooter says:

    Boys don’t cry.

  44. knox boar says:

    All of you chumps on the Hilary Swank is ugly bandwagon most likely look like the dude to her right. It’s ok to grow up now and form your own opinions on things. Or are you still afraid of homogrexuals too? sheesh.

  45. Will says:

    Looks like there are two Caron Butler’s behind the Mavs’ bench. Pretty cool.

  46. brian says:

    Swank…Meh…7.2 out of 10, cut the hair and she has man-head….truck stop cashier hot at best.

  47. Tony DeCicco says:

    Doing that crazy hand jive, and high praise for Gordo from dentondude.

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