I knew meth could make you really skinny and covered in scabs, but I didn’t know it could make your mouth fall off into creek, or some other location.
Meet non-astronaut Alan John Shepard.
I knew meth could make you really skinny and covered in scabs, but I didn’t know it could make your mouth fall off into creek, or some other location.
Meet non-astronaut Alan John Shepard.
Former astronaut Alan Shepherd? Dang!
My favorite comment is “he looks to be like kentucky kinfolk from back in the holler”
The caption shoul d actually read: “Glass Joe from Mike Tyson’s Punch-out after the match”….WATCH the JAW don’t HIT my JAW!
Gordon,
I am concerned with this. Are you positive you did a PROPER gut check prior to posting this?
Hey Gordo,
Hope you and your fellow Musers are doing well.
Today, 4/21/11, on “Muse In The News”, you asked what I take to be a rhetorical question concerning why anyone would hate rich people, or something to that effect.
I would never attempt to justify hatred on any level, but I feel compelled to point out that the “hatred” you’re referring to, for most people, probably has more to do with how the rich person in question obtained their wealth, as opposed to the fact that the “rich” have more advantages than normal working class people.
Let’s use Enron as an example. I bear an extraordinary amount of ‘animosity’ towards Kenneth Lay, Jeffrey Skilling, and their fellow criminals because these characters became wealthy through corrupt means (animosity is a more appropriate word than “hate”). In fact, we have abundant evidence to show that the Enron executives screwed over a lot of innocent people, including Enron employees. Kenneth Lay’s wife Linda complained that she was deprived of an expensive condo after the Feds came in and seized their ill-gained property.
While this criminal behavior does not justify hatred towards rich people, and the example above is rather extreme, it certainly does not garner favorable emotions on the part of ‘wealth-challenged’ working class people like myself. We also must acknowledge that Enron is an example of rich people who got caught cheating – there are many other corrupt rich people who don’t get caught.
Let’s also use your old buddy Jerry Jones as an example. Although I’m not aware of any actual criminal activity on his part, we have to admit that the Super Bowl ticket scams, and the outrageous prices he charges for tickets, concessions, and parking is all done for the purpose of making him rich at the expense of the fans. Once again, this doesn’t justify hatred of rich people, but on the other hand, it certainly doesn’t inspire feelings of love and respect.
Thank you for letting me vent.
P-1 Bill in McKinney
You seem like you’d be fun at parties!
I didnt read any of that.
http://theamericanjesus.net/2011/04/21/the-guaranteed-weirdest-clip-you-will-see-today/
Are you insane now?
When I was in dental school, I saw many photographs of individuals like this and I can tell you that his appearance is probably not due to meth use. Removal of the mandible is usually the result of surgical resection to remove cancer of the jaw. This is what happens when cancer of the jaw is diagnosed very late and there are no other options.
Dude. Let him do meth.
Now that’s a jaw dropping photo…
Article does not indicate proof. Picture indicates the possibility of Karma… If one believes in that sort of stuff.
Sad.
Whatever happened to wristwatch Tuesday and basketball Friday? Now we have to look at this for a few days.
It’s obvious you aren’t raising any awareness here…
Stay classy, Gordon…
DAMN!
Probably NOT meth related. More than likely a result of leaving a loaded shotgun next to his bed.
Arrested at Lambeau – ding.
Putting a deer carcass in Corby’s tent – ding.
Always provoking Georgio into almost rearranging his face for him on the air – ding.
Asphyxiated by Nester on the air – ding
Posting female nudity (which I don’t mind) one day and disgusting, jawless felons the next – ding.
I can’t wait for the bell-laden story of Gordon’s life in Muse in the News.
A video from the future of Gordo’s final moments?
Texas’ own Steve Miller. Best thing he’s ever done.
I… eh… no words.
Maybe selling Meth and living a life of crime was all the poor dude could do to servive. Based of some of these incredibly inappropriate unfunny comments (“jaw droping”…wow REALLY?)I doubt he would be able to go to a regular job everyday and earn an honest living.
Gordo…your off sides on this one
Yeah, but at least Gordo can spell “survive” and “you’re”
Jason Kidd? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ah, love the old school Euro riot police – black leather, big white plastic helmet – back in the day – back in the Cold War – forces of order – forces of destruction – Ah yes, the Red Army Faction, the Baader Meinhof Gang –
Back then, we knew who to love – and who to hate –
Mushmou….more like Hushmouth….new character Gordo?
Tell him to hang in there and keep his chin up.
He could make a fortune as a human can opener at NASCAR events.
I think Gordon has grown tired of his play pretty. I hate to look a gift chicken in the pecker, but the site does not get updated as often as it used to. Maybe he is too busy with community service to update the site as often.
This was always my favorite Dick Tracy villain.
If this guy was my roommate I would totally let him use my mouthwash….oh wait…eh…nevermind.
I hear you can get this from nibbling on bad taint.
I just realize that Gordon is Lol Jesus.
http://memebase.com/2011/04/24/memes-jesus-has-beef-with-them/
He has a opportunity ahead of him playing a zombie in a movie. He wouldn’t need hardly any makeup,
I know another guy with two chins. Perhaps a transfer could be arranged?
Mitch Moreland thought he was a turkey and blew his jaw the damn away.
He spends half as much time as I do brushing his teeth.
At least he doesn’t look down in the mouth about it.
Why was a mugshot of this guy necessary? Wouldn’t “The Guy Without a Chin Who Didn’t Go to College” be sufficient identification?
OMG. That is all.
Coming to a theater near you soon – “Hobo With a Shotgun.”.
It’s everything you’d want a movie called “Hobo With a Shotgun” to be. Google it.
Firechief Bill’s brother?
My wife said she posted something. Just ignore it.