Drive Thru Juando Audio

This morning, I told the story of “Drive Thru Juando”- the guy that takes my order every morning at 4 AM. Juando and I have ZERO communication chemistry. We talk over each other. We don’t understand each other. We don’t listen to each other. It’s almost comically frustrating. Our frequent exchanges defy the logic that suggests people who talk often eventually come to understand one another better. With Juando it’s gone the opposite direction.

I recorded an exchange with Juando, transcribed it and recreated it here so you can experience my frustrating life.

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23 thoughts on “Drive Thru Juando Audio

  1. BubbRubb says:

    suggestion – allow the incorrect order to stand in the speaker area, then correct manually in the pay window when you are face to face.

  2. Golds says:

    Reminds me of the Dr. Demento sketch Fast Food – Stevens & Grdnic – 1982
    (I am 32 and yes I listen to Dr. Demento)

  3. Cory says:

    Ripoff of Tenacious D. Also only gheys drink diet coke.

  4. George's Turkey Neck says:

    Very funny bit- who plays Juando?

  5. bevo says:

    HILARIOUS! MOre awesome gordo gold! That’s how drive thru go

  6. Chris says:

    an den?

  7. Jamie says:

    Bit or not, that’s some funny stuff. Man being in Houston without the little Ticket is hard.

  8. mike hill says:

    Put a turbin on your head rub some sand in your eyes then he will understand you

  9. Danny The Tex-Mex P-1 from Mesquite says:

    On Behalf of “My People”……SORRY!!!

  10. Human, Internets says:

    Jesus tap-dancing Christ, I feel your pain. I go through the same thing at different fast food establishments at least once a week.

  11. Ron says:

    Bits are fun.

  12. ltsalsa says:

    Future ticket bit?? Maybe Grubes would be up for it…

  13. Carlos says:

    Word of the day is: J O B

  14. Maahs says:

    I think Drive-Thrus are super gay.

  15. Fartinmyface says:

    MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Mnemonic Armadillo says:

    I smell an 8:40 bit – MushMouth trying to place an order with Drive Thru Juando -

  17. Get Good says:

    Sometime get diet coke…sometime get no diet coke.

  18. derek says:

    This is why Muslims Shouldn’t be Allowed to Hold Positions Where Speaking the English Language is Necessary

    • Aron says:

      Congratulations on making the most ignorant comment of the day. Muslims are not a race or ethnicity so singling them out for their English speaking skills makes no sense . Your dumb ass probably meant Arab.

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