Gordo is disappointing me. He used to have several links that we could waste our time with. Has gordo gone soft? Does he have TC running his website now only posting videos that other P1′s have submitted? This website is FAILED!!!
Hey Big Strong, Yes it’s true, some weeks are better than others with posts. That being said, If you don’t like the website don’t go there. Especially don’t go there and complain about it. Go to break.com for that kind of idiocy.
I think it’s a toss-up between the ‘Vodka & Pringles’ (that sounds like a fun night) or the Bacon Flavored Sunflower Seeds. I love bacon – not sure I dig ‘bacon flavored’ stuff. How do we produce that ‘flavor’? Maybe it is smoked into the product.
BTW – the ‘Man Cans’ discussion this morning – I would buy a bacon scented candle. I’m also surprised none of you guys listed “Napalm in the Morning” as one of your favorite scents; instead of “Victory” it could be called “Winning”.
I’m gonna vote for the China/US flag, but I don’t want you to come back with a story about how China lost its leg to cancer and I’m all caught in the bear trap.
Umm….the little 8 year olds…uhh…destined to a life in the box-making sweat shop earning a nickle a week would be umm…proud that you picked their product.
Vodka and Pringles get my vote.
Meanwhile back to Lesbians I mean Libyans.
I think it’s pretty cool the president can commit airpower for war while he is in Brazil.
He’s really phoning it in now.
1st place goes to the French fry holder for the fattest of the fatties who have let go of their last shred of dignity.
Second place goes to the Smirnoff/Pringles combo. Does that even make sense? Is there some hard beverage/crappy potato chip combination I missed out on?
middletree made me laugh real hard.. down there.. I vote for the French Fry holder. I mean, who needs a holder when you can breath in a valu-size fry in one take?
The Kings Vaj Cake.
To best enjoy King Cake:
-Heat oven to 325
-Bake bread at 325 for 5-8 minutes
-Remove from oven and start consumption by licking off all the cinnamon topping
- Now dive deep into the soft warm center face first. Use caution. Some of the cinnamon/sugars will liquify making the center very wet and sloppy to eat.
i don’t know if the bacon sundae is idiocracy. It’s what i usually have for breakfast. Then, for lunch i’ll have a club sandwich milkshake, and for dinner i’ll have a pork chop strawberry shortcake. so give me made in the u.s. of c.
I’m surprised Pringles made such a glaring spelling error on their chips. They mistakenly spelled it Extreme, with an E on the front. I thought everyone knew it was spelled XXXTREME!!!
Gordon, that’s not a Flying V guitar being played by the cool pepper on the Herr’s Ragin’ Ranch potato chips package, as you stated on the radio the other day; it’s more like a Gibson Thunderbird or Firebird. Funny, nonetheless.
gotta vote for the French Fry holder. What . . . the bag they come in isn’t enough, ok then place the french frys between your freaking legs while you drive.
My vote is for the Pepperoni Pretzel…those peps are destined to slide off in the oven, burn to a carbon black, and stink your house up for 3 days…but hey adding grease to a already tasty pretzel might work!
Gordon love you like brother but the idiocracy is becoming retard… help me please I am becoming left handed when i don’t know when i’m left hand giggle microphone howston.
Gordon dropping half-deer into Corby’s lap reminds me of that scene in Apocalypse Now when Colonel Kurtz drops Chef’s head into Willard’s lap – Gordon sounded dangerously close to going Colonel Kurtz on us out in the wilderness – moving a bit too close to that Heart of Darkness.
Come to think of it, he’s come close to that Heart of Darkness just in-studio – can’t imagine him out in the wilderness.
That’s the problem with civilized men – they get fascinated with that Heart of Darkness and can’t set it down when they need to – the uncivilized man can transition in and out of the darkness when it’s appropriate – because they live with it all the time.
Ah yes – go to the Big Rock Candy Mountain – that’s what Americans want – that’s what we all believe – and, once in a while, we all actually get there – I’ll be damned, but we all really do get to the Big Rock Candy Mountain –
Some of you no longer believe – that is the problem – with you and with me – we don’t believe, someday, we will get – to the Big Rock Candy Mountain –
I just realized how truly stupid the pepperoni pretzel is. If they were really smart, they’d figure a way to hollow it out and fill it with cheese and pepperoni bits, like a big twisted up Combo. Then it’d be totally kick ass.
That bad azz burrito is off of blue mound rd right off of 820. It’s pretty good honestly. Their cilantro rice isn’t chipotle quality but the product isn’t bad at all.
Oh wait let me bash it without trying it like everyone else. Shit sucks. Did I do it right?
I’m going to have to vote for Big Azz Burrito. It should be the hands down winner. It’s just like Carl’s Jr.’s soon to be popular “Big ass fries.” Idiocracy is the greatest documentary that will ever be made about the future. I pity posterity…
I’m gonna have to vote for vhe vaj cake, but the bacon ice cream is a close second
This shows what a great fuka nation we live in. Were all screwed.
Pringles and vodka. What’s next, Quaker State 10W-40 motor oil and tamale flavored Pringles? Hey…wait a minute…Not a bad idea…
That King Cake brings back warm memories from my childhood.
Gimme the Chinese America.
Gordo is disappointing me. He used to have several links that we could waste our time with. Has gordo gone soft? Does he have TC running his website now only posting videos that other P1′s have submitted? This website is FAILED!!!
note to you: quit whining like a little beach. go to another website. do you like websites?
maple bacon sundae. hands down.
It has been almost 10 days since gordos last post. Something aint right. So screw you fortyliner.
Hey Big Strong, Yes it’s true, some weeks are better than others with posts. That being said, If you don’t like the website don’t go there. Especially don’t go there and complain about it. Go to break.com for that kind of idiocy.
Need more time waste
French fry holder is definently the winner
Now they need to make holder for burrito coverin’s and we are officially there.
I think it’s a toss-up between the ‘Vodka & Pringles’ (that sounds like a fun night) or the Bacon Flavored Sunflower Seeds. I love bacon – not sure I dig ‘bacon flavored’ stuff. How do we produce that ‘flavor’? Maybe it is smoked into the product.
BTW – the ‘Man Cans’ discussion this morning – I would buy a bacon scented candle. I’m also surprised none of you guys listed “Napalm in the Morning” as one of your favorite scents; instead of “Victory” it could be called “Winning”.
I’m gonna vote for the China/US flag, but I don’t want you to come back with a story about how China lost its leg to cancer and I’m all caught in the bear trap.
Umm….the little 8 year olds…uhh…destined to a life in the box-making sweat shop earning a nickle a week would be umm…proud that you picked their product.
I gotta go with the bacon ice cream.
Vodka and Pringles get my vote.
Meanwhile back to Lesbians I mean Libyans.
I think it’s pretty cool the president can commit airpower for war while he is in Brazil.
He’s really phoning it in now.
I vote the french fry holder made in Chinese America. BTW the Chinese America is foreshadowing of the country we will all live in one day.
Good Lord what is wrong with humans?
1st place goes to the French fry holder for the fattest of the fatties who have let go of their last shred of dignity.
Second place goes to the Smirnoff/Pringles combo. Does that even make sense? Is there some hard beverage/crappy potato chip combination I missed out on?
Bacon Sundae. Hands down. Potatoes, meat & bacon = sense. Ice cream, maple syrup & bacon = kyk-azz. And funny tasting vomit.
I would eat those pringles so bad. I’d like lick the shit outta them.. mmmmm ooh yeah. Oh god not again.
I was going to post a comment on your post, Chuck, but the aardvark in my underpants told me to call snake bit women whores, Chuck.
Idiocracy = Corby still on the air.
middletree made me laugh real hard.. down there.. I vote for the French Fry holder. I mean, who needs a holder when you can breath in a valu-size fry in one take?
America made in China with bacon topped ice cream.
French fry holder…wow.
Give me the Chinese vodka with some American flag Pringles
ool at the french fry holder. Definition of Idiocracy and it gets my vote.
Sports.
The Kings Vaj Cake.
To best enjoy King Cake:
-Heat oven to 325
-Bake bread at 325 for 5-8 minutes
-Remove from oven and start consumption by licking off all the cinnamon topping
- Now dive deep into the soft warm center face first. Use caution. Some of the cinnamon/sugars will liquify making the center very wet and sloppy to eat.
i don’t know if the bacon sundae is idiocracy. It’s what i usually have for breakfast. Then, for lunch i’ll have a club sandwich milkshake, and for dinner i’ll have a pork chop strawberry shortcake. so give me made in the u.s. of c.
I think having TC run this site is Super Gay!!!
I’m surprised Pringles made such a glaring spelling error on their chips. They mistakenly spelled it Extreme, with an E on the front. I thought everyone knew it was spelled XXXTREME!!!
Gordon, that’s not a Flying V guitar being played by the cool pepper on the Herr’s Ragin’ Ranch potato chips package, as you stated on the radio the other day; it’s more like a Gibson Thunderbird or Firebird. Funny, nonetheless.
All of this makes me want to jump off that stupid-looking Margaret Hunt Hill bridge they are wasting our tax dollars on.
The bacon flavored sunflower seeds are awesome. They are at Racetrac and you have to try them if you like sunflower seeds.
I love those also, the ranch are not bad either…
gotta vote for the French Fry holder. What . . . the bag they come in isn’t enough, ok then place the french frys between your freaking legs while you drive.
I have to go with the bacon and maple ice cream, but the french fry holder is next…
http://sidedish.dmagazine.com/2011/02/24/attack-of-the-heart-attack-grill-in-dallas/
Check out the latest in idiocracy coming to the West End in June.
“Treating Anorexia since 2005″
maybe not
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/the-randomness-6.jpg
My vote is for the Pepperoni Pretzel…those peps are destined to slide off in the oven, burn to a carbon black, and stink your house up for 3 days…but hey adding grease to a already tasty pretzel might work!
French fry hollder. Winning, duh.
Change of topic: Someone has read Rebecca Black’s lips and it turns out her Friday song is not so innocent after all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U&feature=player_embedded
Americhina flag
is this a give up Gordon? The idiocracy is becoming weak and idiocracy help me help you spare
Gordon love you like brother but the idiocracy is becoming retard… help me please I am becoming left handed when i don’t know when i’m left hand giggle microphone howston.
Made in China with the US flag.
Gordon dropping half-deer into Corby’s lap reminds me of that scene in Apocalypse Now when Colonel Kurtz drops Chef’s head into Willard’s lap – Gordon sounded dangerously close to going Colonel Kurtz on us out in the wilderness – moving a bit too close to that Heart of Darkness.
Come to think of it, he’s come close to that Heart of Darkness just in-studio – can’t imagine him out in the wilderness.
That’s the problem with civilized men – they get fascinated with that Heart of Darkness and can’t set it down when they need to – the uncivilized man can transition in and out of the darkness when it’s appropriate – because they live with it all the time.
Pretty in Pink –
Actually, this song is not about a teenage girl –
Sorry bout the jump-cut for Sony – at least they let you get to the song – f’ing Sony – well, we can always get round them -
Ah yes – go to the Big Rock Candy Mountain – that’s what Americans want – that’s what we all believe – and, once in a while, we all actually get there – I’ll be damned, but we all really do get to the Big Rock Candy Mountain –
Some of you no longer believe – that is the problem – with you and with me – we don’t believe, someday, we will get – to the Big Rock Candy Mountain –
I just realized how truly stupid the pepperoni pretzel is. If they were really smart, they’d figure a way to hollow it out and fill it with cheese and pepperoni bits, like a big twisted up Combo. Then it’d be totally kick ass.
USA=BASENESS
USA OF THE REPUBLIC OF CHINA.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A WHITE WHORE AND A BLACK MUSLIM DOG?
Dear Great Gordo – I miss Refrigerator Wednesday, Lampshade Tuesday and DiddleMe Monday. HELP!
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/food/10-extreme-chocolate-chip-cookies-2462241/#photoViewer=5 Extreme chocolate chip cookies!
That bad azz burrito is off of blue mound rd right off of 820. It’s pretty good honestly. Their cilantro rice isn’t chipotle quality but the product isn’t bad at all.
Oh wait let me bash it without trying it like everyone else. Shit sucks. Did I do it right?
https://records.txdps.state.tx.us/DPS_WEB/SorNew/PublicSite/index.aspx?PageIndex=Individual&IND_IDN=5743905&SearchType=County
See the Supplemental Photos…
Gotta give it to the pringles and smirnoff.
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/23/bride-orders-giant-wedding-cake-shaped-shaped-like-herself/
Take note of these Americans’ names
I’m going to have to vote for Big Azz Burrito. It should be the hands down winner. It’s just like Carl’s Jr.’s soon to be popular “Big ass fries.” Idiocracy is the greatest documentary that will ever be made about the future. I pity posterity…
french fry holder. that’s why we have hands free devices so we can drive & talk & eat all at the same time.
An idiocratic, natural foods movement?
Little man in the boat, FTW.