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It has to be the Baby Santa Jesus! The lip balm and Big Azz side of ribs was pretty good.
http://www.chocovine.com
lazy mom pushing baby carriage while on seguay. and she wonders why she is having trouble losing the last of her baby weight.
Tony, agree completely – I could see the mom losing control of the stroller and sending her child flying down the street – what a moron
Tony, Tom, you two bunghole surfers need to pour yourselves a nice hot cup of shut the f*ck up.
http://gizmodo.com/#!5602600/i-am-very-sorry-segway-stroller-lady
Well, if worse comes to worse you can melt that tube of chapstick down and add it to water and save yourself from having to buy Red Bull.
Segue Mom pushing stroller.
RUSH!!!!!
The lady pushing the stroller from the Segway gets my vote.
Hot dog with aids as the meat!.
Also your charlie sheen sounds like fake jerry.
Lip Balm, close second is anything with “X”
My 1st place vote is the dog snuggie. There are humans that don’t have a coat or snuggie, and there are pre-packaged ones for dogs. Idiocracy in action IMO (and I am a dog lover with 3 dogs at this time).
The X stuff is definitely idiocratic as well. Anytime I see packaging like that I shake my head and laugh, I am never tempted to purchase the item.
I vote for the Lyp Bomb.
They are sll funny but the hispanic toiletries realy seems wheels off. Do they need special soaps or something? You rock Gordo!!!!
Sorry I can’t type this morning:)
Well, we’ve already established that some Hispanic ladies need industrial strength feminine hygiene products.
The ‘Big Az Rack-o-Ribs’ could be straight out of the movie.
I think the little mom and pop donut shops and laundry mats started the idiocracy trend. I remember seeing their signs upside down and backwards even back in the 80′s.
The Rush High Powered Lip Balm is clearly the Idiocracy winner. I doubt the user would ever even notice any of the implied effect. Second place has to be the Flavor Blasted Goldfish because of the wildness of the random colors all over the package. Third place goes to the placenta shampoo. Only an idiot thinks placenta is something they should be lathering into their hair … gross. MeS™
Merkin Chupacabra wine..must have.
My head just exploded
It’s gotta be the chair that makes you never want to get up. That chair makes you want to eat all the bad foods you see in the list.
By the way, the fruit waffle pizza is not idiocracy food. Anything that will get the masses to eat fruit or veggies is better than the other crap up there.
I thought the same about fruit waffle pizza. I could probably get my kids to eat fruit in the morning served like that.
I still contend that the most kick-ass thing to do with an Eggo fresh from the toaster is to spread peanut butter and jelly (strawberry preserves are perferred) or honey on it. It. Is. Fvcking. Awesome.
I think its a tie between the airport signs, the genius on the segway and the Big Lots chair; which probably has electrolytes in it!
I was going to vote for the pizza but you make an excellent point. I go lip balm.
I love me some Placenta shampoo… makes my hair feel so smooth and smell so placenta-y.
Pizza and Wyngz. Since they misspelled “wings” by two letters, does that mean “wyngz” have 40% less meat which was most likely replaced by X-TREME flavor crystals blasted into the meat-like substance?
anything that has loaded, blastin, or blasted….
FYI – The Merkin wine is from Merkin vineyards in Joshua, Arizona. This is the vineyard that the lead singer of TOOL (Maynard) started.
And it is actually good wine. Whole Foods sells it real hard.
ool at “Whole Foods sells it real hard.”
Perfect.
They are all idiocracy, but my favorite is the mom on the Segway pushing the baby in the stroller.
The airport sign that says bombs and guns are banned is by far the best example of idiocracy.
Add this to the list.
http://www.bostonamerica.com/licensed_pillsbury.html
You could have said Big Az Rack O Ribs was a still shot from the movie and I would have believed you. The cussing, the misspelling, the Xtremosity, all combine to Ekwall WINNING!!!
Never knew they had placenta shampoo. Need to get me some o that!
BIG AZ. RACK O RIBZ. BIG AZ RACK O RIBZ.
Big Az ribs!!
RUSH! I have to buy some!
I saw that Big Az Rack-O-Ribs at Quicktrip the other day and instantly thought Idiocracy, so yeah that’s my vote. With the ridiculous massaging recliner coming in a close second.
Segway mom pushing the stroller, with the Big Az rack of ribs a close second.
I like the Pizza with WYNGZ.
There are so many idiocracy moments per day.
I love the smell of placenta in the morning. It smells like…victory.
Here’s another to add…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1361666/Del-Monte-packaging-Bananas-second-skin.html
I would say the Wyngz because of the idiotic ghetto spelling, but I have to go with the stupid dog snuggie….super gay.
I refuse to vote until someone explains the Merkin Chupacabra sign to me.
Ribs. Santa Jesus. AIDS.
christmas tree snake charmer.
Oh, I’m sorry. I thought we were playing Muser Mumblings here.
Like!
It is Hot Dogs with AIDS, Hispanic toiletries, or Segway mom in that order.
Santa about to smother baby jesus has to win…. Really?
There is a whole line of ‘Big Az’ sandwiches: http://www.pierrefoods.com/categories/Big-AZ.aspx?category=Handheld+Convenience&subcategory=Specialty+Sandwiches
It has to be either the rack o ribs or the recliner… the only thing that the recliner is missing is the automatically flushing toilet. greatness!
I vote for the recliner b/c it’s big enough for Uranus, George.
Rush Limbaugh! I mean lip balm. Think about it.
The Merkin Chupakabra is an Arizona Stranglehold wine. Owner of the vineyard is my personal idol Maynard James Keenan, lead singer of the band Tool. I have an autographed bottle from MJK when he popped into Plano Whole Foods for a signing.
Have eaten the Big AZ line of sandwiches out of a vending machine while visiting relatives in prison(yep, I admitted it). They are incredibly kick ass.
snuggie for dogs, stupid…
(somebody sure likes their embedded slideshow app/feature/thing.
I thought the lyp bomb was a good contender, until I saw that lady on the Segway with the stroller. Although to make it real Idiocracy, she’d need a tiny Segway for the kid.
Pretty sure the Charlie Sheen saga is the Idiocracy winner. Flavored chips, regardless of what you call them, are still just flavored chips. I guess Nacho Cheese Doritos were a sign of Idiocracy way back in ’72.
Indulging in the erratic behavior of people who are dealing with mental/emotional/addiction issues is true Idiocracy. I hope Mr. Shin is just doing a bit and really in control of what he’s doing. Otherwise I don’t find the entertainment value in watching somebody self-destruct. Mark Cuban disagrees with me apparently. Unfortunately we won’t know whether we should be ashamed or entertained until the curtain falls.
Vote for Segway lady.
Can I vote for all of ‘em? (But Santa moving in for the kill on baby jesus IS my favorite.)
This food and hot sauce is so extreme and kick ass it will put you on an early grave!
This is what Congressional Medal of Honor winners must eat before they go bezerk and slaughter the enemy!!
http://extremefood.com/shop/home.php
Pfft. Bish, please. Just check some of these out…
http://store.nexternal.com/shared/StoreFront/default.asp?CS=rustlinrob&StoreType=BtoC&Count1=744014918&Count2=661155343&CategoryID=13&Target=products.asp
As Orson Wells used to say, “We will serve no Merkin Chupacabra before it’s time.”
It has to be either:
Woman with baby stroller AND a Segway (shouldn’t her kids be taken away from her?)
or
Santa praying to baby Jesus which makes zero sense.
It would appear that Santa is preying on baby Jesus
What if the Segway mom was pushing the baby stroller while eating big azz ribs and walking an aids hot dog wearing a snuggie & trying to get home to take the pizza & wyngs out of the oven?
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“Wyngz” is just mind boggling – it’s not even shortening the word
Lip Balm gets my vote. Who doesn’t need kick add lol balm?
AIDS FTW.
I like placenta and I like steak!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/haircut/mid-haircut-connecticut-man-stabs-victim-pair-scissors
I am pretty sure nobody has ever had a mug shot like this before.
The lady on a segway gets my vote.
Big Az Rack o’ Ribs has got to be the winner!
Stop giving the lady on the Segway votes. That’s gotta be a set up photo. No way anybody does that, Idiocracy or not. Merkin Chupacabra is genius!
Santa Jesus is the most ridiculous
Merkin Vineyards Chupacabra is actually the jam! Good AZ wine…
Fruit Pizza is super gay.
Food is not gay, it’s delicious.
It has to be the chair – I mean, it is one update away from the toilet chair in the movie.
*confession time* I have not seen Idiocracy. But I guarantee this, when I retire, I’m getting one of those recliners and spending all of my time on it watching TV. My children will have to pry my still-living corpse off of it when I die… or something like that.
P.S. I almost totally forgot! What ever happened to the idea of giving Jah a placenta facial? I still prefer the scenario of taking a hand full of placenta and rubbing it in his face.
Idiocracy vote must be the lady pushing the stroller on her Segway. Pure awesomeness vote: ‘Merkin Chupacabra’ vino. Vino tinto, likely.
P.P.S… Super idiocracy; all of this stuff:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/
Idiocracy or ignorance?
http://www.deadline.com/2011/03/ptc-attacks-good-christian-bitches-pilot/
Definitely the lady on the segue pushing the stroller
This is some terrible timing: http://bit.ly/etmudC Today’s Funky Winkerbean uses an earthquake as a comic writer’s inspiration.
too many to count…got to go with santa jesus…but,what about cruzing cooler, tiddy bear, or my favorite aspray…you have to see aspray.