No Basketball Monday

Sorry. I couldn't find a pic of a basketball by itself on short notice.

36 thoughts on “No Basketball Monday

  1. Hotdog Neck says:

    Well, a pic of 3 basketballs (1 imagined) makes up for it.

  2. middletree says:

    I seriously find Denise unattractive. Those are too dang big.

  3. Colonel Mustard says:

    I love the way Denise handles balls.

  4. BassMan says:

    I’d like to post her up real hard!!

  5. Samuel L Jackson says:

    Yes.

    • P1 Jay says:

      WTF? Why am I strangely aroused?

    • Human, Internets says:

      …wat.

      • Skittering Crab Diaper Man says:

        TaD Radio?
        No Bob anymore?

      • Dirtiest of All Dirty P1s says:

        @ Skittering Crab Diaper Man,

        Clearly Bob was using a pseudonym to distance. Dan, of course, apparently had no reservations about being associated with that…um…featurette.

        BTW, when I got up this morning, I don’t think I could ever have predicted that I would be typing “@ Skittering Crab Diaper Man”.

      • Skittering Crab Diaper Man says:

        @Dirty P1 – it’s Gordo’s fault about my name. He’s the one who read the foul nursing home news story on air and referred to the rapist (Gordo’s fav word) as the skittering crab diaper man.

  6. Don Keyballs says:

    Unattractive? I think not ma’am.

    I am ready to see her nude though. I am losing interest. I know… Leaving something to the imagination, blah blah blah. I just want to see the noses on those puppies, and maybe the axe wound as well.

  7. Concussed says:

    Who is she??? No way those are too big!

  8. adolfoliverbush says:

    i would like to do some dribbling.

  9. RabidHamster says:

    I’ve heard of smuggling peanuts … but smuggling basketballs! Wow!

  10. robertsteel says:

    First off, they are too big and the only reason we haven’t seen them is because the nipples will ruin it. They are stretched out and the size of saucer plates and we all know it.

    Secondly, what do you mean no basketball Monday? There’s basketball tonight.

  11. Denny from Krum says:

    I’d like to soap those honkers!

  12. Danny The Tex-Mex P-1 from Mesquite says:

    Alexa Conomos never looked better. ;)

    • Skittering Crab Diaper Man says:

      Somedays I wish I could back in time to when Alexa was taking me through the mid-day news on TXCN while I was playing hookey from my university classes.

  13. agressif...neff says:

    likes … except for the babyfinger.

  14. Human, Internets says:

    Pilates Tuesday?

  15. Rug Burn says:

    I’d like to take it hard to that hoop!

  16. Skittering Crab Diaper Man says:

    Denise’s boobs on the court are as lethal as Dirk’s elbows, flagrant foul written all over them. I’d love to run an isolation play through her on the way to the hole.

  17. eRacer X says:

    Here honkers look like the landlady’s in Kung Fu Hustle right before she lets out the lion’s roar; which, coincidentally, is how I’d like to make Milani roar.

  18. keddiebird says:

    This seems like as good a post as any to request a fake Herschel Walker on the Monday after the Superbowl.

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  20. Edward Lewis says:

    Clearly the sunglasses are too big. I doubt they’re even regulation.

  21. Julian says:

    A Harlot Globestrotter.

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