Al Davis… exhumed.

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Growing old sucks, but it beats the alternative. Growing old as Al Davis doesn’t.

I really can’t make sense of this photo. He looks like a Terminator that’s losing its biological shell, or a Zombie of the slow-moving kind. I have a huge soft-spot for old people, because I hope to be one someday, but this just scares me. He is literally decomposing while still alive. Did he touch an armadillo and get leprosy? Click for shocking desktop wallpaper.

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28 thoughts on “Al Davis… exhumed.

  1. BrownRoundErik says:

    OH MY…That’s what almost dead looks like. My wife is a Hospice Marketer and she wants his number because he is done….

  2. Human, Internets says:

    fine-fiine…

    Take note kids; this is what happens when you face-eff the sun without protection in your youth! (mod please edit)

  3. Cob says:

    Dying hmmmm? If only there were a nurse somewhere in the world or Oklahoma to help comfort the dying (real-hard ?) prior to their departure to the nether world…

  4. nreg says:

    Death pants with the crotch blown out says I love you.

  5. Immuzakman says:

    Sloth loves Chunk!

  6. Gil says:

    Add an eyepatch and he fits in well with the Raider image….ARRRRRRRRRRR

  7. eRacer X says:

    The Terminator, a Zombie or maybe even the Crypt Keeper or Golem.
    Either way, I doubt it’s something the grandkids will want to kiss and hug on.

    http://atlantafalconstalk.com/printthread.php?tid=3791

  8. jeff says:

    photoshopped…

  9. Is_this_thing_on? says:

    Its Mr. Burns!! Smithers…release the hounds!!

  10. hawker14 says:

    ~insert Darth Vader here~
    Jerry I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!

  11. geo says:

    stylish collar

  12. geo says:

    Someone should invent “Old Man Make-up”. Rub it in your hands like lotion and spread it over face and forehead and ear-uh’s, to cover up some of the rotted spots.

    I, am a genuis

  13. geo says:

    did i just spell “genius” wrong?

  14. Human, Internets says:

    I have Ribby speak-head over “tha Sarah Shahi”.

    Plus, The Thin White Duke channeling Ribarious R. Paultz?

  15. JS says:

    Yeah, ol’ Al may look like he’s been hit in the face with a pool stick a few times, but when you’ve got lots of money, the women see you as Fabio. Just ask HH.

  16. nreg says:

    That pic is so dead it’s beginning to smell……… like death doo doo.

  17. parcells left droopy nipple says:

    Simply put: “This is Jerry Jones in 20 years!”

  18. cg says:

    best Halloween mask ever

  19. Terry says:

    Hey, he’s one of the characters on AMC’S “The Walking Dead”!

  20. Ron Mexico says:

    HOLY SH!T BATMAN! WTF!!! This doode looks like a rat that got beaten with a lead pipe by some of the Raider fans.

  21. Badeyes says:

    Nursing home recruiting poster with Al’s face: “Your next dance will be with me darling”.

  22. CrackHead Granny says:

    Can you say, Crypt Keeper…….

  23. Byron says:

    Al Davis looks like the evilcreatures from the movie Dark Crystal.

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