He finally made his family and coach proud that day, as he definately said “Screw you hurdles, I’m not jumping over you anymore, your bitch ass is getting run over. “, “And screw you too dude in the lane next to me, your hurdles were mocking me too.”
He was then sent to an unairconditioned dirty factory damned to a life of cheap goods assembly and painting. It is assumed the lead from the paint will make him a better hurdler, and only then will he be able to prove once again he is China’s best hurdler.
Gordon, come back — As the world seems to have gone to hell without you. We thought you were driving the bus, when in fact, you were merely taking tickets. Peace be with you.
Happy New Year!
He finally made his family and coach proud that day, as he definately said “Screw you hurdles, I’m not jumping over you anymore, your bitch ass is getting run over. “, “And screw you too dude in the lane next to me, your hurdles were mocking me too.”
He was then sent to an unairconditioned dirty factory damned to a life of cheap goods assembly and painting. It is assumed the lead from the paint will make him a better hurdler, and only then will he be able to prove once again he is China’s best hurdler.
Christmas gift for Gordo?
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thank you gordo…that fail made my day
he might be pretty good if he actually jumped the hurdles. that’s funny as hell
He bring much shame on family.
On of the funniest things I have ever read! Joam Joam velly funny, even hirralious!
I’ve seen the alleged Al Qaeda training camp videos, but I’ve never seen any Kamikaze training camp videos.
Hey Gordo.
How about a great linky dump post for the P1′s Xmas?
the last 2 were pretty mundane.
Idiocracy, part XVIII: http://www.denverpost.com/business/ci_16880298
Kroger sells Easter candy in December because customers want it for stocking-stuffers. I’m sure Jesus is pleased at this development.
why do you send me shit i can’t see??but you are still the great GORDO
Just stopped by to wish you a very stern and deliberate season, Gordon! Have some holidays!
Countdown to the Rex Ryan foot fetish posts in 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1…..
Merry Christmas Gordon.
I would like to hear George interview this fellow.
no offense to any one but it would have been easier to just run under the hurdles right. no offense to anyone
My Christmas gift to Gordo this year…
That kid’s like the Rex Grossman of hurdles. Right around hurdle #3, it’s as if he said “Fuck it, I’m unleashing The Dragon”
Someone needs to learn to QWOP better.
Perfect woman Monday? –> http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/116466993957_Perfect_Woman.jpg
Gordon, come back — As the world seems to have gone to hell without you. We thought you were driving the bus, when in fact, you were merely taking tickets. Peace be with you.
Happy New Year!
Can you believe this was one whole year ago??? Gordo, did you do this again on your vacation?
Ah yes, the big cats – excellent video of the big cat in action –
- you can take on a bear – but you can’t take on the big cats – not by yourself.
Worst rap battle ever –>
This guy should do a show with Doyle King on the Ticket!