Another hurdler fail

Enjoy the Japanese

Pink Bag Monday

What could you fit in that pink thing?

Another naughty teacher

Awkward Pregnancy photos

Dirk and Steve witness the Second Coming

Digital story of Christmas

Which one is the real Honeybee killer?

This week we had the death of the honeybee killer, but P1′s felt they had seen the man before. Could it be our own Jah Dunham? Or maybe noted P1 Sideshow Bob?

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Worst Band Ever sends Clapton back to the bottle

I am insane now, for Christmas…

There is so much here to confuse me. Many questions:
What does the woman do on the show? Other than clap and look greasy?
How many years did the guitarist study?
How would he do in a guitar-off with Clapton?
Does he really think we don’t know he’s hearing the song for the first time along with us?
Did the Panda pass out from the soul-draining nature of the show, or did he drop some cheese before cameras rolled?
Why is a ventriloquist doll hosting the show, rather then one of the two HUMANS sitting in the FRONT of the set?
Did a dummy just tell me “don’t forget to feed the homeless at Christmastime” (like they are pets) and to “invite a stranger over for Christmas” (so I can be killed)?
Where can I get one of those shirts the dummy is wearing?

My favorite YouTube comment: markvol says “Where can I get the tabs for that song?”

For bonus insanity, WATCH THIS.

Tower Monday

I wonder when it was erected.

Supreme NFL sorriness

George hates this kid’s sweet freedom

Giggle-inducing Joe Paterno interview

Double Dream Hands Friday

Kathy Griffin makes fun of Bristol Palin’s body

Walking away after a successful take down

Don’t be a Candy Ass Monday

Donald Trump’s hair tries to flee his scalp at MNF game

The horrible O Holy Night

Why Jesus will come back soon to wipe away the planet

A young T.C. Fleming

Idiocracy Christmas decoration

Apparently, only creepy people become hand models

Drew Carey got a little Carey’ed away on Twitter

Whoops

Tree in Lake Friday

It's gonna get all wet

Freddie Mercury’s name explained

From the creators of Appendectomy at Home…

Yes! The Universe couldn’t exist without Man

Great Christmas gift idea

Oh yeah.. you better work that turkey call…

What could possibly explain this mug shot?

Everything is funnier with Bacon

How the Grinch Stole My Heart!

I wrote a special column for Quick this week about my love of Dr. Seuss. I also posed as the Grinch for the cover. Unfortunately, they chose the worst possible photos from the ones I saw. Damn you, Quick. What happened to this one? Anyway, please read the column. Or you can click on the picture below to read the much prettier PDF page.

Click to read the pleasing PDF

I can’t quit watching this

Ticket White Elephant Day Lineup

What not to wear on White Elephant day

The White Elephant Day drawing was broadcast exclusively on Gordo’s Corner this morning. It was very eventful. There were two fistfights and one incident of messy makeup sex. But enough of that. Ladies and Gentlemen, here is YOUR WHITE ELEPHANT LINEUP!!!

Note: White Elephant Day is Wednesday, December 8, 2010.

Morning Drive 6a-10a
Host- George Dunstom
Host- Dan McDowell
Yukmonkey- Norm Hitzges
Tickers- Ty Walker
Producer- Tom Gribble

10-noon
Host- Sean Bass
Tickers- Corby Davidson
Producer- Fernando

Noon-3pm
Host Junior Miller
Host Rich Phillips
Tickers- Corby Davidson
Producer- Danny Balis

3-7pm
Host- Mike Rhyner
Host- Gordon Keith
Yukmonkey- Bob Sturm
Tickers- Donavan Lewis
Producer- Mike Sirios

I am insane now