The fittest, brightest, most hard-working people in the world.

21 thoughts on “The fittest, brightest, most hard-working people in the world.

  1. Hotdog Neck says:

    Target doesn’t look like that on the commercials.

  2. parcells left droopy nipple says:

    Yes…great… “Black Friday”… but… “I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.”

  3. JS says:

    It wouldn’t be so funny if it wasn’t so true….

  4. Red 5 Standing By says:

    A bit behind the camera was a cliff with a 100 ft. drop that all these lemmings were careening over.

  5. Lschillingjr says:

    We’re doomed.

  6. Mike MR McDermott says:

    It appears a few of these lowlifes were playing it up for the camera in anticipation of calling a lawyer later that day and filing a lawsuit. What Doucheb bags. That is why I hate the uneducated and great unwashed masses. They are all liars, cheats, and thieves.

    Mike MR McDermott.

  7. Lamar says:

    obesity.

  8. Jim says:

    Target is to blame for this near tragedy.
    They should have anticipated a mad rush when they announced that the first season of ‘Mike & Molly’ was 50% off.

  9. Bloody Stump says:

    All these morons rush to Target/Walmart/whatever at 4am when they could just stay home and get better deals (with no tax and free shipping) on-line.

  10. Helium Socket says:

    It appears that Leslie Nielsen’s human body has finally died, killing him at the age of 84. God bless.
    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/11/28/comedy-legend-leslie-nielsen-dead/?test=latestnews

  11. JS says:

    This never would’ve happened with the high-classed people that shop at Wal-Mart.

  12. Human, Internets says:

    They should have opened 2 sets of doors instead of the one… although that might have made things worse.

  13. Tim says:

    It looks like the cast from “Idiocracy” walking by the camera.

  14. The AnarchistResponse says:

    Hey all you Stupid Sabre Fans. Looked like fatty mcgee had her toe in the crease HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO SALE! NO SALE!! HER TOE WAS IN THE CREASE!!!!

  15. JS says:

    I think they waited outside too long and they all were running for the restroom.

  16. Slim says:

    Didja see the douche who got pulled out second and was screaming like a stuck pig? Maybe if he could bend over his fat gut and tie his Timberlands, he wouldn’t have gone down in the first place.

    What is wrong with these people?

  17. Adam says:

    It’s crap like this that makes me ashamed to call myself American. Idiocracy at its finest.

  18. Chris says:

    Everyone was in their own first person shooter video game.

  19. Jahnke says:

    Booger people and trash.

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