Lee Harvey’s coffin wants YOU!

Communist in repose

Wanna buy the pine coffin of Lee Harvey Oswald? How about his embalming table? Or the beautiful instruments that were lovingly used on his corpse? Well, you can own any and all of these because they are being auctioned with proceeds going to the people who receive proceeds.

You can also own part of the leather seat on which Kennedy was sitting when he was martyred. This might be the creepiest part of the description- “…The spots on the leather are the dried blood of our beloved President John F. Kennedy…”

Personally, I would like to own Lee Harvey’s easter card, make copies, and just send it out as a generic Easter card every spring.

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