Some questions just need to be answered.
I’ve heard from several of P1′s recently, expressing a certain amount of confusion about something very important. Too many times we wander around in our broadcast day wondering “what’s America?” Maybe this will help.
You’ll be singing it all day.
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I loves me some America, but the chorus to this song should read “We’re gay Americaaaaaaaaa”.
Classic Kids in the Hall
Where are the “One Second Yellow Lights and You Get Your Picture Taken Traffic Traps” located around Dallas? I know where one is. It is at west bound NW Hwy. at Lemmon/Marsh. When I got my ticket in the mail I sent them an appeal by mail letter. The city of Dallas sent me back a bill for $75 and a picture of me in the intersection after the one second yellow light had turned to red.
……here was my letter: To Whom It May Concern:
Safelight is not safe at all. In fact, Safelight is a danger and a menace to the driver’s of Dallas. After getting my world “Lit-Up” by this traffic light “TRAP” the other morning just for trying to get through a yellow light, I started investigating why I would have triggered this abruption into my world. Every other traffic light in the area of Northwest Hwy and Marsh Lane have a three second yellow light. (For some reason) westbound NW Hwy at Marsh has a one second yellow light. One second is not enough time to safely bring my vehicle to a stop. Comparatively, even eastbound NW Hwy at Marsh has a three second yellow light. When the light turned yellow I thought of slamming on my brakes, but I knew I would not safely stop in time. No, I was not speeding either. Then, the world lit up from the camera flash distracting me from the safe attention I normally pay to the road. Moments later when what had just happened sunk in, I was happy to be alive and with no damage to me or any one around me. This is my goal every time I get behind the wheel: my safety and the safety of all others on the roadway. This so called Safelight is an abomination to true safety and should be eliminated. In the very least, the yellow light should be three seconds like all the other traffic lights in the area. Unless, of course, you endorse setting traffic light “TRAPS” for the citizens of Dallas and endangering the lives of every driver who is unfortunate enough to get “Lit-Up” by the blinding camera flash. Thank you for your attention to this ridiculousness.
The good good P1′s and everyone else need to be warned of these “Red Light Traps”!
p.s. What happens when I don’t pay the fine….I wonder (besides added late fees)?
Thomas,
You don’t have to pay that “ticket”. This (photo enforced safelight) is a service paid by Dallas and surrounding cities. They cannot issure warrants or liens of any kind. They can threaten having a hold placed on your license renewel, but this is also false.
http://www.thenewspaper.com/news/32/3283.asp
This is Texas……not America….. thanks for the Sunday Night Church Musical….. can we sing a benediction to wrap this up?
Is that the generic youth minister?
That’s America
makes me want to go out and kill foreigners, who, as we know, are responsible for all our problems.
That’s Gay to me
Bet they all vote Republican…That was nauseating…They did manage to find one black guy to go along with that garbage.
Not sure what you find funny here, Gordo. The cheesy clothes and sub-par singing? I mean, that happens in local productions everywhere. Is it the patriotism you are giggling at? Not sure why you posted this, that’s all.
I’m going to guess it’s the enormous amount of tackiness. People wearing flags, and miming “TAB” (Typical american bullshit)… There might as well have been a crying eagle flying over the twin towers while carrying a baby holding the flag, while a stilt-wearing Uncle Sam waddled past holding sparklers and shooting brown people with a paintball gun. That gay singer also reminds me of our company’s douchbag head accountant and makes me regret nothing I plan on doing my last day at work.
STAY HARD AMERICA!
I’m crying red, white, and blue tears!
I prefer ‘America – F@CK YEAH’
This makes me wish I lived in Nazi Germany.
LMFAO!!!!!!!
$100 says that’s the encore at a matinee show in Branson where 2,700 blue haired citizens will grab their walkers and load up the tour bus, swelled with pride. . . . . and head down to the 4pm buffet at Kenny Rogers Buffet.
I hated this video about 11 seconds in… I hate myself even more for watching the entire thing.
There’s a happy tear rolling down my cheek….
I’ll put a boooo…bullet in your ass, its the American way
Watch this, then swim the sidebar. You can all thank me later.
The party does not start until 2:40 when the Cobra shows up
Gee! I don’t know why nobody liked that. I thought it was swell.
I love how the only time they show the token black guy is when the cheesy mustache guy sings “a land full of diversityyyyy”. hahaha. FAIL
Wendy’s rap training videos from the 80′s; this is Gold!
http://www.urlesque.com/2010/08/26/wendys-training-videos
I own a shirt that has the Statue of Liberty riding on a chopper, painted like the American Flag.. I bought it at Wal-Mart.. America Fu@k Yeah!
In the 90s, I went to a church that did crap like this around July 4th. People loved it. It is my observation that hyper-patriotic Americans have poor taste in music, theatre and art.
This is Amurika, and if you don’t like it, then get the f$*k out!
I bet Mike Rhyner has an American Flag shirt just like that singer. Only he wears his with jorts.
Is that Rich Phillips after Slim Fast?
Fake and Gay.
Barry and I give this song two-thumbs up!
My patriotic flag pole just went from six to midnight. A republican’s wet dream.
That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Worst, and best.