Why was this woman arrested?

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18 thoughts on “Why was this woman arrested?

  1. Rug Burn says:

    A young Martina?

  2. Larry S says:

    She looks like Lily Tomlin….

  3. Mike says:

    I’d tap it. I not only support her right to masturbate, I’d give her a hand.

  4. Matt says:

    Not bad for a mug shot, 44 huh, clean her up a little and I’d say hot enough

  5. Erin says:

    Wowwwwwww.

  6. Jack Wagon says:

    When masturbation is outlawed, only outlaws will masturbate!

  7. Norman hasenpfeffer hitzges says:

    Fredo, oh fredo, may I pitch my tent in your butt hard?!?

  8. Blueoval says:

    I’d knock the bottom out that, pure and simple.

  9. Helium Socket says:

    Hey Gordon, George’s secret snack pile has been raided!
    http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/local/206738/foetuses-discovered-in-temple-morgue

    • Human, Internets says:

      Yes, because we all know that Jah needs to crack open a few feti and suck out their marrow to sustain his Jubarific Captain Erection powers. :?

  10. Frank from Texas says:

    definitely doable, especially if she pulled that gun and made me.

  11. Kevin says:

    Bill Wyman?!!!

  12. rick with an r says:

    In Soviet Russia, van masturbate you!” Oh, wait. Wrong forum.

    /gordonkeith.com snarkiness factor on

    Looks like she “arrived” just fine. Nice afterglow mellow. Why did the po-po bring the harsh?

  13. Danny The Tex-Mex P-1 from Mesquite says:

    So Mary Kay Letourneau is going by Vikki Myers now….hmmm???

  14. That cop is limp. Sounds like she’s having a hard enough time with life as it is, and now she must defend herself against these morons.

  15. lee says:

    There are five red flags just in the headline.

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