A Gordon Keith dot com EXCLUSIVE
The picture before the head push
I am all for Jerry blowing off his grandpa steam. Hell, life is short. Shorter for Jerry now more than ever. But getting photographed with a peroxide munchkin while hoisting your foot onto a wedge monitor like vintage Bono? Not the best image for a GM who just cut off the Staypuft head of Wade Phillips. I can’t decide what is funnier in this photo, that Jerry looks like white Manute Bol, or the way the girl is defensively staying Jerry’s southbound hand.
Good times.
UPDATE: I think we’ve found the girl in the photo. From a tipster:
Her name is J’Nay Bond and she’s from Austin but works in Vegas and obviously loves douchers regardless of age.
Indeed on her Facebook wall, there are people letting her know that her photo with Jerry is on TMZ.
She also loves to get spanked by girls, and she has many back tattoos.
I wonder if Jerry has a star on that blue helmet. I am sure the young lady saw it 3 minutes after this photo.
OMG Gordo Jerry looks like a giant skelator in this picture.
Mike MR McDermott
…giggle.
…or the photobomber in the back.
Shouldn’t this have stayed in Vegas? I’m confused…
I know its funny to make fun of Jerry but I see nothing remotely wrong about this photo.
Not everyone is photogenic. How many takes were needed to get that queerish looking picture of Gordo in the top right corner of his webpage?
New flash…not all people over 50 wear cardigan sweaters and jumpsuits. Judging by said queerish looking photo of Gordo, he’ll be trotting out some youth-section clothing styles while being rolled down the halls of “the home” in his all-too-cool, vintage large front wheels – small rear wheels chair with the colostomy bag hanging over the side.
Isnt that tom hicks?
new 8:40 character, perhaps? “Jer-Jer”, grandfather to Chris Chris…
genius!
Why hasn’t anyone brought up the possibility that this is photo-shopped? Even the Musers never brought it up when they were talking about this photo. It just looks to me that his head was photo-shopped into this picture.
ARE WE SURE THIS IS NOT PHOTO-SHOPPED?
I think we need to beat her down with friend request!
Definition of quintessential girl-douche? I think we’ve found her.
Also, beating her down with friend requests sounds like a brilliant idea. Gordo, if you’ll excuse my disgusting imagery, any chance on heading off the effort?
J’Nay has her phone number listed on the Facebook site. Time to do some sexting.
http://mp3twit.com/1sw
was she his escort for the evening?
Gee Gordon you seem to have recovered fully from your angst over publishing personal details about lap-dance girl. How is this different?
Way to go Mr Jones..!! That’s a great ad spot for what viagra can do..!!!
Every day in Vegas is a Douche Convention. Looking through her FB photos, I’ve never seen a larger collection of douchers. And there are no douchers worse than LV douchers.
That being said, I think JJ was in the wrong place at the wrong time and wouldn’t surprise me a bit to learn that the white girl with the black name sent this photo to TMZ personally.
Is that an Affliction long sleeve T there? That’s hawt!
Her FB page may have the biggest photo collection of douches in recent memory.
TMZ are idiots if they photoshop a pic like this because they would be sued by a billionaire. It’s called slander and possibly misrepresentation. As much as I hate to say it they are still a legit source of news and follow most rules and regulations for the journalism field.
Gordo… didn’t you interview this lovely little fawn in San Antonio at the Alamo dome? I distinctly remember her having the catch phrase “never trust a bitch” inked on her neck and her espousing some HSO’s about interracial dating?
Wrong whore? or is that the same one… it’s so hard to keep them straight.
Jerry put the Dallas Cowboys, the JerryDome and all his worldly possessions on “Black 13″ and let her rip. The ball bounced in, rattled around and jumped out like a Josh Howard jump shot.
Afterwards, he said “Aw screw it.”
Nuthin to go back to. No funeral.
God. He IS a douche, isn’t he?
Freakin’ Awesome!
Why do the Japanese want to like in a Roger Rabbit animated world?
Our old and rich might trick up their sex, but at least we don’t trick up our music this bad:
I am insane in 3D now.
MEH MEH MEH… I only fap to Gordo pole dancing.
A Pair of Douches.
You are all dumb as sh**.. she is from Texas a football fan she likes the cowboys. Its f-ing Jerry Jones.
Duh u Dumb asses.. get a life and stop being jealous. Go worry bout something else.. idiots.. and she is actually a very beautiful awesome person.. so go f yourselves. ..
mmm. sloppy seconds?