None of these 90,000 will ever notice...
Ok. We all do stupid things when we drink. This girl decides to heed the strip club DJ voice in her head, the one that was barking “Candy to the center stage known as Monday Night Football. Candy. Center stage.”
As the Giants are breaking Tony Romo’s collar bone in the background, Miller Lite Girl expresses her sympathy by making out with a guy, performing a lap dance, and partially disrobing to reveal a monochromatic tattoo near her womb.
It’s all good fun, until security guards order surrounding wolves to put away the dollar bills.
Is there truth to the old adage that there’s a little bit o’ stripper in every girl?
Miller Lite Girl, you are forgiven. And hot.
UPDATE: A reader of this site passed along the YouTube link to Jimmy Traina of Sports Illustrated. He tweeted it, then Deadspin picked it up from there. So little Gordon Keith dot com didn’t get credit, like we did for Tiny Wash from ESPN Sportscenter. Deadspin’s Barry Petchesky has corrected the source. Thank you, sir.
Making movie magic
I can offer some additional insight from my tipster, Abraham “Ron” Zapruder.
We sat right behind this at the MNF game Cowboys vs. Giants. This happened right after Romo went down crying. At least it was some entertainment while the rest of the game went to shit. They got kicked out after their make out session in the Front Row in the End Zone. People started throwing beer bottles and cups. Funniest thing was all the Chicks sitting around and their reactions getting all pist [sic] because they didn’t have the balls to pull something like this off and jealous of her fricking amazing body. Dirty Girl in Dallas, gotta luv em. -Ron
There you go.
God bless alcohol
That’s the only way to get through a cowboys game.
“Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.”
Looks like Deadspin is keeping their eyes on your blog.
You post @ 11:45am, they post @ 3:20pm.
http://deadspin.com/5680796/front-row-lap-dance-at-the-cowboys-game
Amazing. All it takes is one person not crediting the news source, then everyone after that is off the hook, I guess.
They could have at least linked the original YouTube…
Whoops. Nevermind. Barry Petchesky, author of the Deadspin post, corrected it.
I don’t know which one would foam more – the beer, my mouth or my pants.
Do you think Jerry will start having Amateur Night during Cowboys games at the Death Star to boost attendance and revenue???
Isn’t that what they been having all year long?
Thing is, this is my sister.
Not a bad show produced at the Turd by the Turnpike. Great promo fo Miller Lite.
So you are upset that you didn’t get proper credit for breaking the story that a slut was acting slutty at a Cowboys game? Not exactly Woodward-Bernstein stuff, ya know.
Oh yeah, other thing is, I’m the guy getting the lap dance!
Was there was box for “hooker” on the little checklist where you picked your freebie you got with your season ticket renewal? Because I missed it. And Jerry can have this piece of s*** fleece hoodie back.
Gordo, I’d like to revisit this story in 9 months and let’s play where are they now. I’d also like before and after pics too please.
Thanks for your journalistic courage in reporting on a subject that hits home for many of us.
It’s not everyday you get to see the successful results of the mating ritual of the Chris-Chris. Shower her with booze until she is ready to perform on our country’s biggest stage. Such a rare success for the Chris-Chris. You should be proud of your P1 underlings who provided the source material.
MOAR!
How can a YouTube video be a Gordon Keith exclusive? Or warrant a byline?
Hey, what happened to the video? I didn’t even get a chance to see it!!!
Apparently, it was removed from youtube. But I have updated the link to point to deadspin, which hosts a portion of the vid.
http://inventorspot.com/articles/body_bread_13546
Saw this on Barstool.com
And then comes the Mr. Bean version
What the Kerfork is this?
[...] When hot girls drink, Youtube happens. A Gordon Keith dot com EXCLUSIVE: Ok. We all do stupid things when we drink. This girl decides to heed the strip club [...] [...]
[...] putting in on You Tube–laughing and hooting up a storm. But that didn’t deter Miller Lite Girl from having her way with this guy. Really, chick? That drunk? Or is that how you pay for tickets [...]
It’s still on youtube.
While I find this video disturbing, I do find it reassuring that I clearly don’t need to work out as hard as I thought in order to be considered hot.
Couple things…
1) Miller Lite is getting WAAAY too much credit for something that it probably had very little to do with. Ever heard of cocaine? Or meth? Or XTC? Seriously people, this bitch is high.
2) “Ron” Stupider is an idiot. I highly doubt the “chicks” in the vicinity were pissed because “they couldn’t pull something like this off”. News flash: For most women, being a public ho isn’t exactly one of life’s biggest goals. Furthermore, there are plenty of equally, if not even hotter, hot chicks who would never consider such a public display of raunchitude. And no man worth his weight in salt would want a girl like that, so, by all means, go for it, turd blossom…she’s all yours! And probably plenty of others’, too!