Ok. We all do stupid things when we drink. This girl decides to heed the strip club DJ voice in her head, the one that was barking “Candy to the center stage known as Monday Night Football. Candy. Center stage.”
As the Giants are breaking Tony Romo’s collar bone in the background, Miller Lite Girl expresses her sympathy by making out with a guy, performing a lap dance, and partially disrobing to reveal a monochromatic tattoo near her womb.
It’s all good fun, until security guards order surrounding wolves to put away the dollar bills.
Is there truth to the old adage that there’s a little bit o’ stripper in every girl?
Miller Lite Girl, you are forgiven. And hot.
UPDATE: A reader of this site passed along the YouTube link to Jimmy Traina of Sports Illustrated. He tweeted it, then Deadspin picked it up from there.
So little Gordon Keith dot com didn’t get credit, like we did for Tiny Wash from ESPN Sportscenter. Deadspin’s Barry Petchesky has corrected the source. Thank you, sir.
I can offer some additional insight from my tipster, Abraham “Ron” Zapruder.
We sat right behind this at the MNF game Cowboys vs. Giants. This happened right after Romo went down crying. At least it was some entertainment while the rest of the game went to shit. They got kicked out after their make out session in the Front Row in the End Zone. People started throwing beer bottles and cups. Funniest thing was all the Chicks sitting around and their reactions getting all pist [sic] because they didn’t have the balls to pull something like this off and jealous of her fricking amazing body. Dirty Girl in Dallas, gotta luv em. -Ron
There you go.