In honor and celebration of the fact she just hosted Saturday Night Live, and that I just made the last payment on my Civic, I present to you something I like to call “Asking Emma Stone questions that I did.” Enjoy. (slight violent nudity)
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She is oh…oh so beautiful..
yes I would like to see her hair draped over my thighs.
Another Emma discusses smells…
I found your entry interesting do I’ve added a Trackback to it on my weblog
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How to maximize what???? I need the tease
How to maximize what????
How to maximize what???
I love that we don’t know what we’re going to learn to maximize.
We are going to maximize tension
I love that that Rangers have maximized our baseball offerings this season, which in turn has maximized my baseball grenis.
Tell George he needs better analogies than a gresticle shoulder patch, that just wouldn’t happen. It’s not even funny. He de-maximized that segment.
In a future awkward interview, I want you to issue the line from Anchorman. “I want to be on you.” (to a male or female, doesn’t matter). You would then maximize the interview.
My name is Gludius Maximus, I am Georgius Maximus’ brother. I will try to call in Friday morn and see if we can Maximize Georgius’ blood pressurus
I admit it: I’m backtracking on all those years of making fun of the Carpenters. They were greatness. Well, Karen was, anyway. Notice here that she, like Don Henley, started out as a drummer who sang, which cannot be easy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUEhjIuz5n4
I love The Carpenters, best female voice ever.
Am I gay?
Yes you are and know she’s not.
The best female voice ever is the one that makes a gagging sound after you have eejayed in her veejay (accidentally of course) as she runs to the bathroom in full nakedness panic.
Pitch & Field Invaders, another one strikes this weekend across the pond.
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/article/22862/
Cerberus has three heads.
and leons getting larrrrger
I was about to say…
I want to lick her toes.
I want to watch you lick her toes, while standing behind a curtain, wearing the Randy Moss Halloween mask……never mind.Finished.
Is your interview with that Twilight kid, Pattinson, uploaded on the web anywhere?
watching that after the galafanakis interview was like watching a jr. high science experiment after watching a…really great thing… that was way better than a jr. high science experiment. .
You do realize that your GK.com twitter feed updates quicker than your actual Twitter page, right?
…lugubrious taco
Jerry does want to Can Wade but can’t find anyone to replace him
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2010/10/look-out-the-double-j-is-on-the-warpath.html
my penis is falling. i have to catch up to the holograph girl.
Emma Stone is hot, but her voice is annoying. I hate smoker’s voice.
A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.
“Mommy,” she said, “can we leave now?”
“No,” her mother replied.
“Well, I think I have to throw up!”
“Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush.”
After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.
“Did you throw up?” Mom asked.
“Yes.”
“How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?”
“I didn’t have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, ‘For the Sick.’
Gordo –
Why did you tease me with the Slight Violent Nudity warning on that clip. You were not violent or nude anywhere in that clip. I so wanted to see all that!
Mike MR McDermott
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/21/unintentionally-sexual-album-covers_n_770585.html#s162108
Will Gordo leave us in this manner? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYZJXoyrHnw
Major fail, Gordo. Cerebus has three heads.
He is actually “muti-headed” and most commonly depicted with three-heads, but sometimes two. He had two heads in the book I had as a kid, so I went with that.