Here is a cool chair.
LINK ROUNDUP
Here are just about all the links that people have sent me. There are some funny comments on them. Click them all and read how different web places are treating the worst interview of my tragic career.
NEW LINKS:
Zach rematch on Crushable.
Posted on Woot.
Racially profiled on Punchline Magazine.
Rubbed with butter on Death and Taxes.
Publicly-auctioned on Zap2it.
Convicted on Tubefilter News.
Ebaumsworld
Joblo
Seattle’s Only Newspaper
Pajiba
CLASSICS:
Debated on Reddit.
Examined on MetaFilter.
Contemplated on on Gawker.
Considered on Huffington Post.
AV CLubbed on The Onion.
Analyzed on MTV.
Heralded on Entertainment Weekly.
Ignored in this Horrible Story.
Lauded on Buzzfeed.
Caressed on Slashfilm.
Dry humped on the Daily What.
Posted on The Frisky.
Mislabeled on Celebuzz.
Organ harvested on Manolith.
Vigorously ignored on New York Magazine.
Donkey punched on Videogum.
LULZ’ed on icanhascheezburger.
Tearjerked on analysis on Film Drunk.
Sabbaticalled on Stuff Christians Like.
Insulted on Some eCards.
Appeared under a large butt on Sports Illustrated (very bottom).
Frottaged on OK Magazine.
Jumped the pond on Hey U Guys.
And sadly D Mag’s Frontburner, where my friend Tim gets a kick outta flame-baiting my haters.
BONUS VIDEO: Watch Idiocracy greatness refer to “lactating baby Jesus.”
it’s pretty clear that you do like websites
MEH!! MEH!! MEH!!
Mark that under who gives a sh!t
We must go to all these websites and post how stupid and lame Gordo is.
Because if we don’t, someone who is Big Market Big Time will snatch his diarrhea pants away from us.
And then when are your left arm?
Gordo, some of the links listed (near the bottom) have the wrong URL’s.
K, Bye!
I knew that was you on reddit. I knew it.
the interview was absolutely hilarious. but what bothers me everyone else is saying gordo is galifianakising galifianakis but Gordon is so much better then he is. Gordo has been a genius when it comes to interviewing people for so long. they should be giving him credit for what he has been doing greatly for so long instead of saying he is imitating zach.
no extra MSG on home run ball
Good point I.C.C.,
Let us tell the truth about this VSBB otherwise known as Gordo.
Funny interview Gordo. Thanks!
Gordo- I watched that interview 4 times. Why is it I spit my beer out every one of them?! Too F’in funny.
In the idiocracy, going viral is much better than a Marconi. Congrats, Gordon!
RANGERS ARE IN THE WORLD SERIES! Unfortunately, that development has given us the most egregious Skip-shot yet: http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20101022&content_id=15800740
Indeed – Rangers win a pennant – hell freezes over – times are a’changin’
Gordon, never understood the difference between Ric Ocasek and Benjamin Orr of the Cars till i seen this –
Pretty obvious – still, in my day, the Cars were not Orr or Ocasek – they were the “Cars” – they were one in the same – don’t know why you got so upset about them going on tour without Ben – they are the “Cars” – one of the bands that I don’t know who is the lead – they just sound like the 80′s – that’s what I love -
Not to say that it makes no difference if Ric or Ben were singing lead –
Just that to me, the Cars were a different sort of band – they had a sound that sounded like the 80′s – and for some reason, I didn’t care who sang the lead –
They were not like the Smiths – the Smiths were Morissey – or the Pretenders – the Pretenders were Chrissie Hynde – or U2 – U2 was Bono –
The Cars were just different – not sure why, but the Cars were just the “Cars” – to be honest, I never really knew who was the lead singer for the Cars –
There are bands that are a “group”, but really, they are just the lead singer – the Cars were not like that for me –
I understand how Gordon feels about the Cars without Ben Orr – but to me, I’m just glad to see them back together -
Easily the best Cars song – I guess Ric sang this song –
God, I love that teased out 80′s hair – that is so sexy – still waiting for that look to come back – when it does, watch out –
It really is easy – when you do it right -
Cool story, scro’!
I would just like to officially distance from George “Diarrhea” Dunam’s postseason motto, “Rangers Über Alles.”
It’s taken you 47 years, but you’ve finally made it. The internets loves you. God damn, I’ve really gotta sit down and watch that thing. Figures it blows up the same time my computor-machine does as well.
Am I mistaken, or has that particular Idiocracy chair been around since the mid-80′s? In any case, to be truly kick-ass it needs to be upholstered in Whale penis, and have a bacon dispenser.
Also on my mind this morning; …dragon aids.
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It made Fark: http://www.fark.com/video/
(Video page, Friday October 22nd)
Well Fark me!
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Bud Light has a commercial about Norm!
http://bit.ly/auXD8v
Don’t know why that link isn’t working now. Stupid internets. Try this ‘un: http://thefuntimesguide.com/audio/Bud_Light_Real_Men_of_Genius_Mr_Unathletic_Sports_Talk_Radio_Guy.mp3
Forbidden link taunts me with it’s forbiddenness.
Yeah, I have no idea why it keeps doing that. But I found a workaround:
1) Click the above link. (The URL should then appear in your browser’s address bar.)
2) Put your cursor at the end of the URL and hit “Return.” (Your browser should then load whatever plug-in it uses to play mp3s.)
If *that* doesn’t work just do a Google search for “Mr. Unathletic Sports Radio Guy.”
Who is this Wilson guy that closes for the Giants? some pirate-looking fellow – should play for the Raiders instead of the Giants –
Well, he’s no Mariano Rivera -
Quit googling yourself Gordo
an intentionally awkward interviewPost and follow-up on Crushable.com!
Gordon, you have made me laugh for years. This probably is the hardest i’ve ever laughed.
Another reason to love Zach: http://www.popeater.com/2010/10/22/zach-galifianakis-hangover-2-mel-gibson-cameo/
Mr. Keith, that was the most hilarious local news-related thing I’ve seen on the internet, ever. I’ve watched it multiple times, and my favorite part was when you said (regarding sweaters), “Not on film.” I never thought that the “I like turtles” kid could ever be deposed from his throne, but he has. Thank you for being so brilliant.
Keep up the good work Gord-on Queeef!!! I hope you like your gig!
Well, that’s it, folks. It was a fun run, but now Gordon is big-time. He’s definitely going to be leaving the ticket soon, my sources tell me. Enjoy it while it lasts. He’s going to become a damn Yankee now.