Wade and Jerry are happy
Classic: Keep ****ing that chicken.
I could watch this crap all day
Advertisement
Cowboy Victory Monday
Gordon Keith.com
Radio, TV, Print
Wade and Jerry are happy
Classic: Keep ****ing that chicken.
I could watch this crap all day
So whatever happened to:
1. The guy who let his girlfriend get hit by a foul ball.
2. Nasty Nestor’s assault charges
3. Ring around the collar
4. Haiti. I assume it’s all better now?
So for the chewbacca video, what were they doing to them? Shooting them in the gonads with a bb gun?
also it looked like they guys were in the army, yes/
Worst post ever.
it’s called a taser. Y’know, like the kind that sharks have on their backs. Oh wait, those are lasers. And instead of sharks, its ill-tempered sea bass.
Getting tazed in the back/butt… bro.
Cool – I just didn’t see the taser
They where police cadets.. Before you can carry the tazer you have to be shot with it. Either with aligator clips or with the barbs. IT SUCKS
I know this is an easy joke…but is Anthony Kim that upset about not making the Ryder Cup team that he’s going to take over South Korea???
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-07-23/north-korea-kim-jong-un-may-succeed-kim-jong-il-within-weeks/?cid=hp:mainpromo1
At the very least separated at birth…who’s with me?
keep it real Gordy…….
A little Cliff Clavin factoid….Bring Crosby financed a start-up company in Houston that is today known as Phonoscope. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonoscope_Communications
It’s Bing, Cliffy.
As for my favorite, the watermelon headshot, I love the hostesseses reaction after the girl responded, “What?! I can’t even see straight!”
I though she was going to die laughing and say “I know, that was kick ass!”
Gloria Estefan climbs like Spiderman during Dolphins game: http://www.wsvn.com/news/articles/entertainment/21002336738341/
Watching the video leads me to several questions:
1. She isn’t just a singer, but part of a conglomerate called “Estefan Enterprises”. Really? Not bad for someone who hasn’t had a hit in decades.
2. She has a full-time personal stylist?
The tower-climbing video is back!
Hot?
http://bit.ly/99LHmb
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/28/human_billboard/
I wants pizzaaaa, P-I-ZZ-A
I just listened to the Houston radio clip Gordon posted at Twitter. (I rarely if ever look at Twitter, BTW). Holy cow are those guys bad.
Anywho, I wanted to apologize for comments I’ve made here about Gordo although most of my remarks were made at The Dallas Observer. I am the idiot who kept bringing up the Gay Head non-controversy. I didn’t mean anything by it. Sorry.
@ Middletree
1. She’s hot and they broke up (good for her, but she’s from Azle so her dad probably teaches karate and her mom vigorously cheats on him)
2. Nasty was given probation for being a piece of mule dung and a douche bag, but then arrested again when he was caught with his collar popped and ordering bottle service
3. Fag
4. Woah…..I got my own f@*#*ing problems
5. The Rangers lost tonight
6. I still want to fight a kangaroo
7. Profit?
Thanks for clearing that up. Not offense, but my money’s on the kangaroo.
Ultimate bear trap?
Shouldn’t we all get lubed up with banana oil, get in the hot tub and talk about our feelings?
Think Norm is gonna be betting on some of these races?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3156458/Bikini-girls-are-horsing-around.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News
Sarah Jessica Parker is the odds-on favortite.
Gives a new meaning to “Picks of the Pole” – I mean picks on my pole…get it?
Don’t go ninjing somebody that don’t need ninjing –> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2U-ZQMf56I
Monkeys hired for security:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/29/langurs-to-patrol-commonw_n_743086.html
salivating hemorrhoids
For you youngsters: yes, the generation really did make this into a big hit. Seriously.
Let me have some of that.
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/3ozn
crazy prospector sounds more like adam sandler than a prospector most of the time. kinda makes me like it harder.
http://www.urbandaddy.com/ntl/gear/11453/The_InDecent_Bed_You_Tastefully_Nude_on_a_Headboard_National_NTL_Product
Grubes an Mark Cuban?
http://thechive.com/2010/10/01/these-people-invented-the-deep-end-20-photos/weird-creepy-people-8/
MacGruber.
Bacon to the power of two:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Bacon-Kevin-Bacon-Statue-Charity-Auction-Item-/270639833575
Idiocracy?: http://www.bigassfans.com/
That’s a ‘cool’ website.
I like websites.
Yeah, kind of.
If you’ve ever been to Hook, Line & Sinker on Lemmon and McKinney, they have some kick-ass ceiling fans on the porch. They look like small industrial air movers made to hang from a ceiling instead of mount on the wall. I’ve seen similar ones at Epcot that have Halogen lights around the outside of them. If my patio was covered, I’d definitely have some out there.
Hey Gordon, where you been?
Did anyone see Tammy Dombeck this morning?
was that the day in the black catsuit? Yikes
She has been awesome on a regular basis lately. I’m pretty sure she wears some sort of 17th century corset. And I’m very ok with that.
This has GOT to be a bit … right ???
(Language Warning)
Hey Gordo! The porta-potty pump trucks are affectionately known as “honey trucks”… VSBB!
Gordo – are you ever going to update your website?
Pretty sure this brings Gordo back to his childhood:
More crap to watch: