Jim Knox Ball Sweat Wednesday

Man eats own vomit to set eating record

Strong language during NFL broadcast

Unfortunate elementary school name

Just imagine someone stumbling upon this on the internet and trying to figure out what the hell it’s about.

Golf ball compression is amazing

Imagine if this was the one role you had

Croc cage of death

Chris Klein is a bad actor

Don’t click this

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47 thoughts on “Jim Knox Ball Sweat Wednesday

  1. KSK says:

    Gayman Elementary proudly features signage in Comic Sans, and Mr. Finger’s Blog!

  2. Ball sweat or incontinence? More likely the latter.

  3. dirty sanchez says:

    Holy Crap Gordo! My old man worked at Parkland Hospital back in the day and told me he saw LHO on that gurney. However, the photo doesn’t show the amount of blood that was on the floor. He said there was about an inch of life juice. Wasn’t that photo in Life magazine originally? And why did the coroner have to cut him like a blind butcher and stitch him up like a Haitian MLB when he only got shot?

  4. P1-Kevin from the Frozen White says:

    The autopsy photo is eery, but let’s not forget, it’s the person “THEY” think was Oswald.

    I’m midway through Jim Marrs’ book “Crossfire”….

  5. Jamie says:

    Thought this went well with your unfortunate school name post.

  6. texgator says:

    Is is a complete coincidence that Gayman Elementary school is located in Pleasant Pike?

  7. Suc Deez says:

    Sure does make hard to watch a jackwagon eat vomit when on that website this can be found.
    Larissa Riquelme Gets Naked In 3D For Playboy (NSFW Photos)

  8. shimmy says:

    Also unfortunate that Gay Man Elementary really wants us to check out “Mr. Finger’s new blog.”

    Wasn’t Mr. Finger between Mr. Hat and Mr. Slave as Garrison’s sidekick on South Park?

  9. Corso's murkin says:

    Corso-McDowell reenactment:
    Nice spelling of Reverchon…..FAIL

  10. Gravy Tits says:

    Does someone really do this so we can laugh at fart drops and penis jokes?

    • Human, Internets says:

      Crap. Copyright bullsh*t going on now. (why the eff would anyone put a cr claim on that?) I knew I should’ve looked at it when I saw the link on Lefthanded toons yesterday. Heights don’t bother me, as long as I know there’s not even the slightest chance of me falling and dieing of death.

      • Human, Internets says:

        (crap, early submittle) I could do that if there was a caged ladder on the inside of the structure.

    • eRacer X says:

      My balls would be sweating worse than Knoxy’s if I had to climb a tower that high to fix fart drop and penis joke transmitters.

  11. Human, Internets says:

    1. Are we sure that’s sweat?
    2. …i’m ’bout to pass out.
    3. Amazing what those crowd mics can pick up innit?
    4. wh-why.
    6. That blew my mind. I didn’t think they could handle that kind of stress w/o cracking.
    8. Calling that “Idiocracy” would be an understatement.
    9. Couldn’t stick with it.
    10. Are your pants “sweaty”?

  12. vabob says:

    heres a stolen Jesus story for you Gordo, because I know how you love a good stolen Jesus story.
    stay Hard. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2ca15b655d/kidnapper-fail

  13. Mudcat says:

    Hay Gordo,thanks for this site.What ever happened to the character that worked in the boiler room? funniest character ever,can i hear him in the morning? That Jim Knox guy is funny,right?

  14. Ron says:

    Is Gayman Elementary any worse than Dedman Hospital?

  15. For the Shorty Defazzio fans, here’s a sneak peak at the autographed Ron Washington(n) coke mirror and razor blade:

    or See Picture Here

  16. Tub Club Greggo says:

    Jiz! ***NSFW***

    My sh^tty panties belong to you, Gordo…

  17. middletree says:

    I dare you to watch this all the way through. Even 2 minutes.

  18. jailbait says:

    http://mileycyruscountdown.com/ Site which keeps up with when Miley Cyrus turns legal.

  19. Helium Socket says:

    most impressive

  20. middletree says:

    How has this not made its way to the little Ticket for ridicule? It’s truly horrible. Scott Stapp singing a promo for the Florida Marlins. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdEqQpm9Gus&sns=tw

    Comments are a hoot!

  21. fortyliner says:

    was watching the game with the missus when the ball sweat/butt stew showed up. she was wondering if this would be addressed on the ticket. You are a consistent quality news source.

  22. stacy says:

    I like the croc video @ 2:22 mark, the badass flipping the croc off.

  23. Human, Internets says:

    You need one of these…
    http://pictureisunrelated.com/2010/09/18/wtf-photos-videos-wow-horrible/
    Hell, I want one myself!

  24. Mike MR McDermott says:

    Gordo – My comment has been “awaiting moderation” for over two days please please validate me and posr my comment I feel so incomplete when you reject my comments.

    Mike MR McDermott

  25. Dell Narramore says:

    Gordon, Why is Oswald wearing an earring???

  26. Boob og says:

    Chris Klein is a bad actor! But I hardly noticed while staring at that girl’s tits! Wow.. Really, Wow.. I could really see myself tearing those things up! Wait.. Who’s Chris Kleine again?

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