Speaking of vampires, these guys are super gay awesome. They move like vampires, but can stand the sun which puts them squarely ahead of the Undead and Edgar Winter.
I would give them applause if I could clap like this. This dude has worlds record and a tripod that doesn’t need to go above 5 feet.
I like this dirty girl.
As a liberal, this offends me. Or wait, as a liberal, I support it.
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Extremely disturbing opening paragraph, probably historically innaccurate, in a go-kart ad, no less:
http://www.groupon.com/deals/rockwood-go-karts
“When Eisenhower designed the Interstate Highway System, he envisioned a lawless, death-race arena where only the fastest could avoid being killed by mechanical gulls. “
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c130/lv4dbax/the_perfect_woman.jpg
She needs bigger boobs, but on the right track.
She seemed like a down to earth person on air with a good sense of humor. Doesn’t seem like she’s jaded by being a beauty queen, having a famous brother, and dating an NFL quarterback. I mean, she covers HS football in Texas, it’s not like that’s a glamorous job!
Deadspin has been in the toilet for a while now, they’ll bash anybody they can for page hits.
Deadspin can suck it. Since Daulerio took over for Will the site’s lost its voice. Or rather, it has developed the voice of an angry short little Philadelphia douche. It used to be a site with some of the funniest takes on sports stories you’d ever find, almost as if comedy writers were populating the commenters. Most of the really funny ones have long departed, and there are maybe 7 starred guys who are worth a damn. It’s now mostly just mean… and everyone takes their cues from AJ. Ill-advised editorial decisions that seem just spiteful (Favre/Sterger) make DS a hard site to defend anymore… Bissinger was right after all.
I would say that the ebonic interpreter is a fake job created to make fake news.
Fox strikes again in enraging white people against minorities.
Yes “The Journal of Black Studies” sounds like real conservative reading material. You douche bags will blame Fox News for anything.
how does it feel to be a whiny bee otch that blames a news channel?
That guy could do a heck of a strobe show if he’d hook up his lights to the clapper.
I think he should de-seminate elephants for zoos. He would finish them in record time.
Maybe Barbara B. is available.
http://tinyurl.com/2v9dtlt
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/men-wear-bras-so-women-can-go-topless/19590056
fan captures failed parachuter at ballpark:
Annoucer fail. She had the perfect chance to yell, “Oh, the Humanity.”
Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Boo Boo Riviera…
You too?
me three!
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/no-armed-pitcher-gets-a-hand-from-pro-baseball-teams/19604903
Was that pun in the headline necessary?
Article says he’ll use his babyarm throw the first pitch for the Texas Rangers on Sept. 30.
BABYARM!!!
The fellow here looks like a corby/gordo combo.. So weird.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Lynne-Marks/99400286
Gordo, the fake liberal act is old.