Our first hot chick from the real world quit her job in an interesting fashion. Maybe it’s because she’s creative, maybe it’s because I love puffy-lipped librarians, but I really hope this girl finds employment quickly. I know I have a couple jobs in mind for her. UPDATE: Prank, but who IS this attractive girl? An actress for hire. So I could hire her to be my wife in a small homemade film.
Our next hot girl from the real world is the girlfriend of Shaggy Douchenstein, a man who loves taking a woman to Astros games and letting other men’s balls bounce off of her. What a gentleman. Then again, maybe it was payback for her voice.
-Thanks to Ken Bethea of the Old 97′s for the submissions
What a total p-. He even has white p- sunglasses! Figures…he’s from Houston!
You might be cool, but you’re not “Sideways hat with matching shirts with my girlfriend, only to jump out of the way and let the ball hit her because I’m from Houston” cool.
Old 97s suck and so do you
Yay Internet. You tell ‘em! The Old 97′s and GK just need to go away. They’re interfering with your life, Chris Chris. BTW, I think we want to have you on again soon.
Let’s hope he jumps out the window again. Followed by the patented instant recovery and resumption of the DMB music.
Uhhh I believe his name is spelled KrisKris. The K is for KickAss!
Have what it takes to become a US citizen?
http://www.history.com/interactives/citizenship-quiz
I guarandamntee you 1/2 the fools crying about illegal immigrants would fail. but then again 100% of illegals would fail too, so.. there’s that.
Great link…dumb follow up.
I think I got one or two questiens (purposely misspelled) wrong because I was going too fast, but the majority of the questiens really aren’t too difficult unless you have a hard time locating the Atlantic…and no, that’s not the Atlantic that Fat Joe left, either.
It’s not fair to say people are “crying” about illegal immigration when they are exercising their freedom of speech on a legitimate issue.
I’m guessing you got that questien wrong.
100%, honestly and it aint that hard. After passing that, I suppose it gives me the right to say, be a citizen or get the F out…and curve it.
As eRacer X said, why is it crying if someone disagrees with you?
For what it’s worth, I took the 96-question version of the quiz and missed 3.
Do you like only the best food? That wasn’t the question.
Apologies for my statement of a generic blanket.. statement. I’m not used to being wordy in comment sections. I forget that not everyone knows what I mean. Like when a texan asks for a coke, it doesn’t necessarily mean a Dr. Pepper..
More pointedlier.. I was referring to supporters of the full Arizona immigration law. But you probably already knew that. Never far behind these types of issues are groups of crying (or not!) anti-illegalites willing to compromise the freedoms of OTHER americans, suffering from some unpopular disposition or trait(s), in order to economically stabilize the un-unpopular population. (i.e. the Chinese Excrusion *ahem EXCLUSION Act)
“unfair” sounds so cute.
nazi hairpiece
One of the more disturbing images you’ll see this week:
http://www.wanderinggoblin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Kirk-and-Spock-Save-Some-Bathwater.jpg
Ewwww…I bet he can totally feel Spock’s wang in the small of his back. What a crappy way to show some ‘love’ for the environment.
They could have a son together and name him Kock.
Old story but they just released the video: http://www.onlykent.com/20100811/mcdonalds-attack-when-only-mcnuggets-will-do-plus-video/
She wanted her nuggets despite it being 6:30am and the best part is that she threw an open beer she was working on to break the window: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4095/4878354128_6025180e57_z.jpg
“who IS this attractive girl?”
None other than Elyse Porterfield. And, yes, she is one HPOA.
http://thechive.com/2010/08/11/a-word-from-jenny-16-photos/
http://twitter.com/officialelyse
The ‘Hummer Mom’ and her 67 counts of grexual assault:
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978436822
I grok Spock! Screw your Priceline.com ads William and your P90X!
While in college in the early 90′s I used to valet park at Neiman Marcus at the downtown store and parked Jane McGarry’s car all the time. She was a MILF/Cougar then and even more so now. Now matter how much money I make that is still the best job I have ever had. Why? Two words….Beaver Shots. Yes Gordo, I’ve seen Jane’s privates.
Actually this guy isn’t from Houston. He is from Houston, I graduated from high school this past year with him(2010). His name is Bo Wyble, and yes he is a giant doucher. Athlete doucher to boot. Everything the media has said is true, I can confirm it as a reliable P1 source. Signed-Sam the Azle P1
EDIT: I meant to say from Azle instead of from Houston. Lack of sleep controls my typing right now. Sorry for the mistake, I meant Azle not Houston. My greatest apologies, now back to sports.
busted in a lie, busted in a lie, lookin like a fool when your busted in a lie.
lack of sleep at 12:12? Whats wrong, mommy didnt bring you cookies when she tucked you in? Couldnt sleep? Hmmmm?? sammywhammy the azle p1 coowdent get to sweep? You disgust me with just your slight reference to that shithole houston. You sir have made the list.
The girl that quit her job in an interesting fashion was genius! Although how can we be sure this isn’t just some clever PR campaign that her ‘new’ employer has launched?
Seriously?!? That giant Astros doucher got a trip to New York out of this
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=6766250n
Christ, is this kid mentally retarded? I’m not trying to be an ass, I’m Real Talk. He sounds like he has a hard time putting more than 4 or 5 words together at a time. I’ve heard toddlers speak more eloquently. Although, it would explain his style of dress…
Isn’t that Dalton, Chris-Chris’ boating friend?
Cool name drop Gordo…