Compare and Contrast Tuesday

Most awkward candidate interview ever

Woman busted getting kinky with herself

If historical events had Facebook status updates: Giggle

60 Minutes Birdmen VIDEO: Amazing

Mr. Milker: George hates this invention’s freedom

Man on a cellphone Monday

Dark snow globes: I’m gonna give the second one to my grandparents

Good eatin’

I want those shorts

Would it have been worth it?

Minor league manager goes nuts

Tron-a-sutra: Do anything for ya?

America, we stand as one

This blond loves licking kitten

Awesome Tuesday

Sweet Candi

Many of you complimented Candice Crawford after her recent appearance on Gordo’s Strong Good Meeting of the Walls. I talked with Candice quite a bit off the air and I gotta say- she seems like an extremely sweet and genuine person. So you might say I’m Team Candice, traded from Team Edward. Now Candice gets Deadspinned.

Speaking of vampires, these guys are super gay awesome. They move like vampires, but can stand the sun which puts them squarely ahead of the Undead and Edgar Winter.

I would give them applause if I could clap like this. This dude has worlds record and a tripod that doesn’t need to go above 5 feet.

I like this dirty girl.

As a liberal, this offends me. Or wait, as a liberal, I support it.

Pedestal Fan Monday

Looks like about a 20 incher

Greatest song ever: We’ve got to stop the mosque at Ground Zero

Is your husband gay?: “a strange odor about him, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel?”

This snuggles me into the bosom of insanity

Remember that hot girl who got hit with a foul ball?

Well, she has pics on the internet. Apparently, the romance soured quicker than the bruise formed, and now her ex is threatening to release nude pics and vids. However, Sara gets the jump on him by releasing her own semi-nudes. Life in the internet age, I hate it.

Dr Laura’s N Bomb-filled rant

Dr. Laura took a call this week from a black woman named Jade. Somehow the N bomb started flying. Dr. Laura has since apologized. Exclusive audio here!

The truth about Michelle Obama

according to asian news animation…

Hot girls from the real world

Our first hot chick from the real world quit her job in an interesting fashion. Maybe it’s because she’s creative, maybe it’s because I love puffy-lipped librarians, but I really hope this girl finds employment quickly. I know I have a couple jobs in mind for her. UPDATE: Prank, but who IS this attractive girl? An actress for hire. So I could hire her to be my wife in a small homemade film.

Our next hot girl from the real world is the girlfriend of Shaggy Douchenstein, a man who loves taking a woman to Astros games and letting other men’s balls bounce off of her. What a gentleman. Then again, maybe it was payback for her voice.

-Thanks to Ken Bethea of the Old 97′s for the submissions

Lindsay Lohan animation gold

Those crazy asians have done it again- used animation to illustrate a news story. I didn’t realize Lindsay actually drove Herbie around town. Enjoy the shower scene, but stay for the jail yard kiss from Joan Jett.

Beautiful Wednesday

Kate will not drink around Chief Brown because she reads Jezebel

Did Chief Brown really say to drunk women, “Welcome to Rapeville, ladies- where you get what you deserve.”?

The iPhone user: This is funny.

Derek: A disabled John Mayer look alike is a musical genius. These stories fascinate me.