Posted in July 2010

Take the Stairs Tuesday

Exercise is important

Fox 4 or Blue Collar Comedy tour reports: Ok. A few questions about this news story. Should a news organization ever use “butt crack” in a headline or story? (no) Secondly, is the picture really necessary, and if so, shouldn’t it be a girl’s butt? (yes)

Ladies and Gentlemen, the next Governor of Tennessee!

Marty B naked?: Channel 5 is reporting that an ex leaked these photos

To send you to the land known as Insanity: I can’t quit staring

I know this may not be of interest to you, but it is to me. One of my favorite things to discuss is free will. I’ve always maintained (when drunk) we merely have the illusion of free will, but it is a necessary illusion that we must act under. I thought this was an interesting piece.

Getting ready for camp

Camera guys love Romo

Don’t forget to take off work all week to enjoy the Ticket’s exclusive Triple Platinum Top Shelf Cowboy Training Camp Coverage.

Until then, enjoy this old Muser TV footage

Thank you, D Magazine

From the current issue of D Magazine:

Best Radio Station
Sportsradio 1310, The Ticket
Other stations might have loyal listeners, but none are as steadfast as the Ticket’s army of P1s. The Ticket isn’t their favorite station; it is their only station. Why? Maybe because the shows—from The Musers in the morning until The Hardline in the afternoon—are nominally about sports, but they end up being about everything else. (Well, except during Norm Hitzges’ 10 am to noon timeslot. That’s only about sports, and don’t you damn call there again if you think otherwise.)

Despite being completely mismanaged by Tim Rogers, D Magazine gets it right this time- the P1′s are the best.

Brush with Greatness

As I was walking in Boston last week, I spotted a lanky ghost of a man with a bag of junk slung over his shoulder. He was dressed slightly homeless, but clean and ambling towards me. Turns out, he recognized me from my work with charity.

“Gordo, sorry to bug you. Big fan of your writing,” he extended a long, soft hand. “Can I get picture with you?”

“Sure,” I said.

“Thanks, man. I’ll send you the picture,” he promised. I could see he was really nervous and I laughed.

“Tell ya what. If you send it, I’ll put it on Gordon Keith dot com.”

His face lit up. I’m sure it made the guy’s day to have such a brush with greatness.

Gordo, can I shake the hand of Fake Ribby?


I love posing with anonymous P1's!

Breaking News

Gordon Keith dot com has exclusively learned that your morning Courage Boys- Joyce Durham, Greg Milner, and Gordon Heath- have been nominated for an unprecedented THIRD Marconi award as the greatest broadcasters in America. Thank you, P1′s, for your dirty courage in listening to the Greatest Radio Show Since Dinosaurs Vomited (unofficial).

Asian media delivers Truth… again.

Like everybody else, I’ve fallen in love with the 3D animations that asian media uses to explain news stories. This is explains evil Steve Jobs and his ability to give us great products that we love to bitch about.

If something happens to me, Shaun Rabb will fill in.

Sweet strangers, I’m on vacation for the next couple of weeks and I never got around to writing my tell all apology in case my plane goes down. Still, always know that I love you.

Until we meet again, I leave you with this nugget of Shaun Rabb Gold.

From Cindy:

Gordon, I just found a treasure while going through a box of old college stuff. I went to Southwest Texas State in the early 80s. In spring 1981 there was a local college magazine that came out called The Bobtail. This was the inaugural issue and I think the only issue. This magazine included “a photo feature of bobtail beauties and beaus”. It included a “sexy” picture and comment section for the beautiful person to talk about themselves. Shaun Rabb is in it. There is a photo of him in a western shirt wearing a cowboy hat with somesort of feather mess on it. (It was during the Urban Cowboy craze. ) He is giving a sideways glance. The caption beneath the picture reads:

“Shaun is an Alpha Pi Alpha and a communications major. Aside from playing basketball, Shaun spends his time with affectionate females. Shaun, who plans to be the President of the United States someday, has the confidence to admit that his hero is himself.”

I'm Shaun Rabb, horny for..... me.

Nervous Cell Phone Holder Friday

Precious cargo makes one nervous

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