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The Chimp and the Frog: Most disturbing video ever?
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The Chimp and the Frog: Most disturbing video ever?
Ever wonder what managers are saying to umps?: LANGUAGE
That’ll be one powerful baby!
Incredibly disturbing illustration
Colorado grants legal right to breast feed – Infants only? Just sayin…
Failed BP solution in 3, 2, 1…
It’d be great if someone could come up with some sort of massive rubber bladder that could be pushed inside the pipeline and filled with water to make it expand to block the pipe and slow down or stop the flow. In either case, there’s just so much oil down there, and the pressure’s so high it’d probably just push the thing out real slowly, like the shell out of the cannon in that Terry Gilliam toon.
massive oil buttplug, uhhhh…
hmm
get off /B/ Gordo
There is no such thing as /B/ newfag.
It’s /b/
Oh, duh…
Okay well if you wanna be Superheroes and gay and have gay babies, have at it! Have at it as hard as you want to!
Some of those teachers aren’t that great, really.
Oh, come on. Like you haven’t grabbed a near by Amphibian and forced it to give you mouth-love at least once in you life. That’s just a regular Saturday night around here.
That chimp needs to be Jabarid immediately. Just blow him the damn hell away.
Or the more humane route: Make all of the busted teachers play the part of the frog in exchange for all charges being dropped. If not the chimp, then some REALLY well endowed man (preferably non-white). Oh, yeah, cross them off the list one by one. And send the non-hot ones right to hell to be with Ghandi.
If there’s video of that middle scenario, send me a link please.
You just ruined the heroes of my childhood. You are the Devil Mr. Keith. The Devil I say.
Legally he is “The Devil’s Own” but your point is well taken.
How does your super garden grow?
10 of the teachers were named Melissa. Not sure why, but there’s got to be a connection.
I’ve never met a Melissa that wasn’t a dumb slut.
My mom’s name is Melissa…and you’re right.
im going to buy a frog right now
I’ll bet Robin was pissed when he saw this.
COBY IS GAY.
I knew it! http://www.theonion.com/video/soccer-officially-announces-it-is-gay,17603/
I KNEW it!
Best. 5. Minutes. of. Baseball. ever! Thank you!
seconded!!!
About 80% of those teachers should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law…..the other 20% should be given awards for their contributions to male horniness.
Also, more Mushmouth!
Agreed. He’s getting better and better. More Ja’s and more tasers. “I have a stick” was a great way to continue the conversation about Junior’s Toe-shee-buh today. LOL’d quite a bit. Thanks mush mouth!
To answer Gordo’s question: Yes, the chimp video is the most disturbing video ever. Hands down.
i have watched a lot of strange porno vids in my days, but the frog raping chimp rates up there.
i heard that after the monkey and frog video cuts off half cat found his way into the cage and met a similar fate.
http://ow.ly/i/1ZlL
Teacher with rabbit phobia sues students who drew a bunny.
what will that frog turn into if you do that.
Prince?
that frog has a monkey in its throat.
horny toad?
My proposed new name for the Big 12…the Centrally Oriented Conference (COC). Or, if it’s preferable to leave the word “Big” in the name…the Big COC.
Kermit’s response:
one comment on the monkey-frog video:
“Thanks to that video I no longer believe in God, but luckily I have a bonner.”
goes with the picture
Have you ever heard the parable of the monkey and the frog? Well once there was this cute little green frog. He ate bugs in the sunshine all day and never hurt anyone. Then one day he was violently raped by a monkey.
Good thing for the frog the monkey didn’t go for the butt!!!