VIDEO: Bad crash on Tollway

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19 thoughts on “VIDEO: Bad crash on Tollway

  1. Chris says:

    After careful inspection, the driver of the Nissan can be seen slowly lifting then sniffing the fingertips of their right hand, then reacting violently, causing them to lose control into Pepsi carnage of boom boom oh my god watch out.

  2. fortyliner says:

    I think the driver of the Nissan took Mike’s advise and was texting “penis” to his mother

  3. tjorov says:

    Say what you will about Texas drivers having their heads up their asses, there were some great evasive swerves going on there after the Dynamite went Boom. Good on ya, Texans!

  4. Blue Flame Attack? says:

    Silver car driver had a sudden, Jub-like blue flame attack in his pants…happened to me recently in Richardson, and I hit the “Welcome To Richardson” sign.

    The letters “R-i-c-s” fell off the sign (spell what was left for yourself).

  5. Mnemonic Armadillo says:

    BS – I love the tollway – I’ll drive it all the time – you conservative soccer moms can kiss my ace -

  6. P1 Andy says:

    No serious injuries? These car look like they were made out of pepsi cans. God must love them all very, very much.

  7. Rug Burn says:

    One of the thousands of uninspected, uninsured, and unlicensed cars now allowed on our roads.
    Wanna bet?

  8. Hotdog Neck says:

    The real tragedy here is the first person that cracks open one of those Pepsi’s. WHOOSH!!!!!

  9. Gravy Tits says:

    Man loses bet, spins the mustache wheel, and must sit before Marina Abramovic at the MOMA in New York City sporting the “Ambrose Burnside/Lemmy”…

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/themuseumofmodernart/4639414300/in/set-72157623741486824/

  10. P-Phil says:

    Gordon, with this baseball thing, are you sure you’re not trying to get some tape together to go over to ESPN?

  11. Dirtiest of All Dirty P1s says:

    Spotted by yours truly yesterday: a BMW with a sign on top designating it as a Dominos delivery vehicle. All I could think about was Junior asking “Hey Chris Chris, didn’t I see you…?”


  12. what do you think about these pics set to music?Hey P-1′s i could use some help.go to lostorphans.org and make a donation to help these children get a school.i’ll go if you’ll help send me.fill out the info and put my name in the comment section.thanks Gordo!

  13. Human, Internets says:

    The little pixies in my forehead have candy colored poop.

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