I have a feeling this is more American than you think

34 thoughts on “I have a feeling this is more American than you think

  1. It Burns When I Pee says:

    When God put humans on Earth do you think this is what he hoped we would become?

  2. Sicko says:

    Same reaction for most muse stories.

  3. clinton says:

    the naked kenny powers lookalike in the background is the most intriguing character in this sad little one act play. I love how he keeps adjusting himself on the couch so that he looks his absolute best for the camera.

    • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

      No, that’s Dad – he works hard to come home, and if he wants to sit around in his underwear, he can.
      This time, someone is recording it – it’s just modesty – f’ you, if you think the worst. He works hard to afford this house – if he wants to get naked when he feels like it – well, then, f’ you.

  4. Chris says:

    Somewhere, under that very trailor , is a scared and shivering dog with smeared lipstick on it’s face and the wish for the sweet release of death on it’s mind. May u find peace Mr Bubbles.

  5. Bullocks says:

    This is yet another gleaming example of what is commonly referred to as the classic American Idiot watching a show that furthers one’s immense ignorance – thank God at least she’s REAL hot.

    EPIC.
    FAIL.

    • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

      Yes, it’s a positive feedback loop. We are now stuck in a positive feedback loop. We have been for 10 years. When the teabaggers say they never saw this coming – they didn’t have problem with the deficit until Obama came along -
      This is why – they were all too caught up in American Idol – or somesuch –
      Gads – we all were – funny, you always have to pay for the good times, don’t you?

  6. middletree says:

    That was a lot more entertaining than the show itself.

  7. Can’t tell where the boobies end and the belly begins.

    It’s like one big lop ‘a s***.

  8. Chuck Beaver says:

    Shortly after this, she dug some sausage links she had been storing from under skin flaps and binged the night away. Sweet comfort.

  9. Marc says:

    At least the guy is a reader. So that is one good thing in the video.

  10. Toothless in Boyd says:

    Her first impulse is to break the tv, but she didn’t want to miss the episode of Cops that was on immediately after Idol. Classy.

  11. Hotdog Neck says:

    Judging from appearances here…

    Fat, lazy, vulgar, rude, and wayyyyyy too emotionally involved in a TV show.

    If that is her kid filming and she turns to him and yells ‘F you predator’ or whatever, that’s the saddest part of this extremely sad video.

    I can’t imagine what growing up would have been like is she were my mom. If your mom has priorities in this order: 1) Eating 2) American Idol… you can’t grow up and be normal.

    • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

      Indeed – my grandmother “looked” like her – but I don’t remember her wanting me to be just like her.
      Which is the difference – she did not want me to be just like her – she wanted me to be better. I don’t want my son to be like me, I want him to be better.
      Do these people want me to be as primitive as they are? No, they don’t – they have no conception of that –
      Which is the saddest thing of all – these people do not even have the conception of an idea that human beings can influence other human beings. They do not even have the conception of the idea that a human being can serve another human being – and can sacrifice all that a human being has, to make things better for another human being.
      These people are utterly, and entirely, self-centered – nothing exists outside of them – not even their offspring -

      • Peter Danglin says:

        Conception: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  12. Jeff says:

    I am firmly convinced that there is no hope for America.

  13. mitch cumstein says:

    “I told you he would win” encouraging words from a supporting husband..!! haha! Just give her a box of twinkies and a pack of camels and she’ll be just fine… may want to throw in a jar of mayo to dip the twinkies in… I’m just say’n…

  14. Crop Duster says:

    I wonder what her weight was the first season of Idol?
    Epic parenting FAIL!

  15. Mookie says:

    Mom?

  16. Cooper says:

    She needs to get THAT emotionally involved with a treadmill!!!

  17. Don in Atlanta says:

    Can we get a transcript?

  18. KennyHondo says:

    She probably smokes with cigarettes

  19. Bubba says:

    I’d drag my balls across a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

  20. Human, Internets says:

    Oh sweet Jesus.

  21. Matt says:

    Wow…

  22. tjorov says:

    you should see her reaction watching Anderson Cooper cover the gulf oil spill. Huh? There’s a spill? Good thing “America’s Got Dancing Talent” comes on tomorrow night.

  23. Steve says:

    Always wondered whatever happened to my health education teacher.

  24. HornyinKeller says:

    Does anyone else thing it would help the shows ratings if Kara Dioguardi pulled her top down?

  25. CarolAnn says:

    Link sez video removed :-(
    Maybe it’s for the best…

  26. middletree says:

    Clip has been removed. It’s probably for the best.

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