Cryptic signs Wednesday

Can you figure this out?

Governor kick ass strikes again

Idiocracy?

The bra toolbox

Offensive headline

The most kick-ass Oreo of all time

Alabama politician

42 thoughts on “Cryptic signs Wednesday

  1. goodwilldrums says:

    Stay hard Chewbacsik!

  2. name says:

    vaginal slice born born

  3. Gigantic poo poo pants says:

    Yes, I can figure it out:
    1. The guy on the left is gay, you can tell by his effeminate stance
    2. The guy second from the left has a half boner that is poking all the way into his right pocket
    3. The guy second from the right is Chris Chris
    4. The guy on the right is on break from playing piano in an old west saloon

    Collectively, they are four douchebags.

  4. ticketmouse says:

    Vaginal slice born born?

  5. Thumb Harmonica says:

    Thank you! I now know how to sign the word “douche”

  6. seerwah says:

    vaginal slice born born

  7. TC says:

    “Viva la VSBB”

  8. Bradford's broken shoulder says:

    Answer: what is vsbb? cmon, I really need to win this..

  9. Greg says:

    Photo = VSBB

  10. Chris says:

    It’s VSOO, which obviously is the Vienna State Opera Orchestra. I think these guys are bell players or something.

  11. Tub Club Greggo says:

    VSBB??!!

  12. Chris says:

    More AHH!! Tim James is blatently stealing John McCaa’s patented “look down in mid-thought”.

    BELO LAWYERS, ACTIVATE!!!

    • ticketmouse says:

      God forbid that lawyers would be the ones making LAWS. Does that make sense to you, Mr. bidnessman?

      • HWT says:

        Speaking of liars (or lawyers, I get those words mixed up), how is it that the only jobs in the world that get paid before working is pro athletes and liars?

  13. P1 Andy Wichita Falls says:

    The only thing missing in the bra toolbox is my tongue.

  14. Can anyone fill me in on why Mike was fired. I was not able to hear Gordo’s Corner.

  15. eRacer X says:

    I guhgree with Gigantic poo poo pants up there, although I never thought I would type those words anywhere ever in my lifetime.

  16. middletree says:

    This, my friends, is the biggest box-office star of the last 5 decade, back when he was a teenager. Who could have predicted it at the time?

  17. Hotdog Neck says:

    The coyote killing supposedly happened in February. It’s a bit odd it’s taken this long to get out.

    Also, I feel like even if a Coyote or snake was in my back yard threatening my dogs, I would get in major trouble for discharging a firearm. Like, I’m positive I would be arrested and my gun would be taken. If nothing else, it would be a huge hassle until it was deemed a legal instance.

    I guess if you are governor with a laser sight, you can do whatever the F you want to whatever F ing animals you feel like. (just kidding, it’s a pretty funny story)

  18. Oldsaintd says:

    Well Corby got Bob Stoops on today, time to turn off the radio. Do they really think anyone listening cares about a Stoops interview in the middle of spring. There’s a reason he was available Snake.

  19. Johnny treacherous says:

    Vaginal slice born born

  20. John Winger says:

    Can someone please explain the meaning behind “vaginal slice born born”? I have been a P1 for 7 years, have heard it a thousand times, but have no clue what it means. Thanks in advance.

    • Hotdog Neck says:

      If I remember correctly, it was just a weird thing Gordo blurted on the air. I may be remembering wrong, if so, someone speak up!

  21. chip douglas says:

    Good lord, the size of those sweater hams in the toolbox.

  22. Gypsy Prince says:

    Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Lincoln should do VSBB

  23. Horned Frog says:

    Who the hell goes running strapped with a pistol?

  24. Zangief says:

    On the one hand I think it’s terrible that you can get fired for barely offensive twitter coments

    On the other hand Mike Bacsik was terrible on the air and it’s good I won’t have to suffer though him anymore

  25. The Anarchist Response says:

    ʞısɔɐqʍǝɥɔ pɹɐɥ ʎɐʇs ‘ʍou ʇɥƃıɹ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝq ʇsnɯ plɹoʍ ɹoʎ ʍouʞ ı

  26. BloodyStump says:

    So the ‘governator’ jogs with a pistol with a laser scope on it?! Give me a f-ing break; what PR genius thought up this marketing ploy? I can just see his campaign signs now…

  27. Jeremy says:

    San Antonio Lightning has great font usage.

  28. americansun says:

    I’ve got a blog devoted to Tim James and his downfall:
    http://unitedagainsttimjames.wordpress.com/

  29. John Winger says:

    Please? Anyone? Explain VSBB? I don’t understand why it’s supposed to be funny.

    • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

      See the FAQ – http://gordonkeith.wordpress.com/faq/

      “Vaginal Slice Born Born” is a nonsensical phrase that I uttered while recording a bit about five years ago. Corby had written some line he wanted me to record, and since I never can read his horrible handwriting, I joked that the line read “vaginal slice born born.” Well, we all got a kick out of it and told the story on the air. Then some P1′s picked up on it and made it into the worst catchphrase of all time. It means nothing (except pure irritation for George on the Emergency Brake of the Week voting every Friday at 7:50am).

      • John Winger says:

        Much apprecciated. I no longer feel like I’m on the outside of an inside joke. Thanks, Gordo!

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