Junior Moustache Possibilities

35 thoughts on “Junior Moustache Possibilities

  1. Human, Internets says:

    I don’t like any of them. He needs to go full Goatee.

  2. kristen says:

    i vote for handlebar

  3. Bobby T says:

    Hitler without a doubt. Jub’s inner thigh would like the handlebars.

  4. Clay says:

    Definatly #4.. would be a great conversation piece everywhere to go and would remove any chance with hooking up with any female of any age!

  5. Smitty says:

    He looks like the typical Firefighter in the top right pic.

  6. Little T says:

    Stache 2 looks so natural.

  7. Christie says:

    I like the Super Trooper to the top right. Will the curtains match the rug if he goes with the hogan?

  8. Pau Brasil says:

    Jr. looks best in the upper right.

  9. Concerned Earthling says:

    Where’s the dirty sanchez?

  10. Kevin says:

    Makes Jr look officially like the 70′s porn star he is…think Boogie Nights

  11. Crack Jazzler says:

    I can envision an entire line devoted to plumbers.

    Jazzle the spackle for the crackle.

    http://www.kimberlily.com/

  12. Bob Bland says:

    Definitely the Rollie Fingers – gives Junior a STRONG resemblance to Hüsker Dü bassist Greg Norton.

  13. hahn yeung says:

    i think the hogan mustache suits you

  14. P1 Dave says:

    Hitler stache for sure!!

  15. marc says:

    top right. jr looks like a young elliott gould

  16. Kristy says:

    I vote for the upper right stache.

  17. eRacer X says:

    I would give away free mustache rides and just let the women decide what’s best.

  18. ja says:

    Junior actually looks pretty darn good with the handlebar.

  19. Gypsy Prince says:

    What about the Captain Burnsides style?
    Handle Bars ftw.

  20. white beaner says:

    the handlebars are better fit for spank.

  21. clinton says:

    they are all delicious in my opinion.

  22. phil says:

    ya’ll should’ve taken a pic of junior with the thin lipline following mustachio like many of my beanerkind hahaha!

  23. Carl says:

    what about the Zappa?

  24. Mudcat says:

    I like the cop looking one on the top right……….The Mav’s are doomed tonight,WTF they cant just change gears, their in top gear already,plus the coach is a dufus.Been another good year, but it’s over………love ya Bacsik.

  25. I like the upper decker right stache for him, although, I made a muser mustache pic where I think Juniors mustache is what he needs to sport

    http://www.theunticket.com/mustache-talk-musers/

  26. a follow up … you can click the picture on the link posted above, but here’s a link directly to the full sized picture.

    or
    http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/muser-mustache.jpg

  27. muddy says:

    His mom has a mustache.

  28. TicketRat says:

    Why put show these on a 10-year old picture of Jr.? Let’s see the ‘stache on the gay, slightly younger brother of John Kerry who ran in Boston last week.

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