Wet and red
Girlfriend pillow: but where is the lower girlpart?
Axis of Awesome: Junior Miller was right. We have run out of new songs.
Full release birthing: George hates this facebook page’s freedom
Nannycam: This is so hard to watch
Ticket ratings: Thanks P1′s
Zoobooks: Remember this commercial from when you were a kid?
VD gets around: Remember this PSA?
Fuddruckers bankruptcy: Maybe the’ll just change their name to something dirtier.
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Nice syntax in the Sears ad. Crappy products, crappy grammar.
Words cannot describe the pain I would inflict on someone I caught hurting a child Especially if it were mine! Bring on the FIRING SQUAD!
I didn’t know that the generic youth minister did ZooBooks ads!
Sounds like Bruce from Family Guy. I think the GYM might be his little brother though.
no….. thank you guy’s for some good radio sports and stuff…..!
I normally like to joke about the penoose and virginias in the comment section here, but after watching that nanny video (I’m a new Dad), my blood was boiling. I’m not sure how that father was able to speak coherently and calmly about the situation. I would have murdered that woman. What an absolute waste of a human.
I’m nowhere near becoming a father, but I’m right there with you.
I haven’t watched the video – I won’t watch the video – because I’ve seen these nanny cams before, and I would just go Ape-S*** over it. I don’t care what’s in it.
My son is 19, and I know I would just go Ape-S*** over it.
I’m getting two girlfriend pillows and having a threesome. The yellow gloved hands are a real plus because my wife wore those before she died from Raynaud’s disease.
That babysitting bitch would have never made it to the cops if that was my kid. I would dearly love to beat the living shit out of her.
That nanny will probably get the beating of her life in jail. It’ll be much deserved too.
That nanny would have simply disappeared…painfully. Kudos to the Dad for being a bigger man than I. I’ve known my son for three weeks and that video precipitated a Dexter monologue in my thoughtspace:
“Nanny X. Model citizen. Or so believe her brothers and sisters in Christ. Sometimes, faith needs to be tested. Time to pay her a visit…maybe I can fit her in after lunch with Deb. A nice little dessert.”
If I had one wish it would be that I had about 16 days in a room with the nanny. All I need is a dull butter knife, a sock, a bar of soap, kerosene, and a turkey baster.
I just don’t get it. How can someone be capable of beating a young baby? I just don’t even know what to say after watching that.
F.R. birthing makes my head spin… and not in a good way.
Shame about Fudd’s. I hope they rebound. The Grapevine one is a hangout for me and some V-dub friends.
The Nanny cam floored me. I would skin her alive for that, starting with her face. She should feel lucky she didn’t get what she deserves. Yet.!
Look what you guys started!
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/10082400
GRRRRRRR. Baby sitter makes me enraged!!! Karma a Beotch!
Gay?
I have seen what is real – and it is the Ramones – not American Idol -
I had a buffalo burger at Fudds yesterday. It was okay, but a combo meal with is is like $11. I can see that place closing down.
Gordo, I think you should try out for a part: http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/tfr/1704826714.html
Just saw your awkward Martin Lawrence interview, and I am bummed by the wasted opportunity. You could have made it really awkward by asking about any of the following:
1. His engagement to Turtle from Saved by the Bell.
2. His marriage to Emmitt Smith’s current wife.
3. His weird drug-induced moment in the middle of a busy intersection.
4. His coma.
You want awkward, you could really have had awkward.
I can’t think of any reason for posting that nannycam video. As a mother & grandmother I know how frustrating kids can be but nothing can justify that. I have noisy triplet granddaughters and could never imagine hurting them. Can’t wait to hear her justification for this, and hope she gets put away for many yrs.