Younger Heavier Corby
Vomiting on a guy’s daughter: Extreme sorriness or the continuing kick-assification of America?
Interesting headline: If he was kidnapped
Worst birthday clown ever: What parent would do this?
Creepy game show host: What parent would allow this?
Count the red flags: Don’t trick up your sex.
Current Norm
For some reason that comment took out my “dings” I will try again using parenthesis:
A hard-partying (ding) lighting designer (ding) was found dead (ding) in his luxury Manhattan apartment (ding) wearing a knee-length black latex suit (ding) and a gas mask (ding) and handcuffed from behind (ding), law-enforcement sources (ding) said yesterday.
What got me was the “No signs of FORCED ENTRY…” Wanna Bet?!
Curious…no forced entry and nothing taken. Why the F would you do this to yourself unless it was intentional and you wanted the final demise. The hand-cuffs are what confuses it all for me. Unless he was working on being the next Houdini or something, to cuff yourself in an empty apartment is a death sentance unless you’re betting on being found before you starve/dehydrate to death or possibly in this case going Clean Bathroom #1 or Dirty Bathroom #2 in your latex jumper which led to ammonia or methane poisoning he wasn’t counting on.
At least in the “World According to Junior” he went on his own accord and took no physical harm towards others by his actions.
Ha Ha – what is a ding?
The biggest red flag for me was when the New York Post prints –
“They found several sadomasochistic contraptions and several vials of what was believed to be anabolic steroids at the scene, according to sources.”
Really, “contraptions”? These “contraptions” were so exotic, even the New York Post didn’t know what they were called? They were just “contraptions” – good God, the New York Post traffics in this kind of S&M crap – that’s what they love to print – if they ran across some S&M gear that even they couldn’t understand – man, that is hardcore, cutting edge S&M stuff -
I mean, that’s really “hardcore” -
“Ha Ha – what is a ding?”
Snarky-Ass Response – How could you not know what a ‘ding’ is you poser? You must be a P3…
Helpful Response – To ‘ding’ is when the Morning Musers count the red flags in a news story. Jer provides the ‘ding’ to signify the red flag. (The ding is a bell drop, like the bell you see at a hotel counter when you need assistance. A drop is a sound file that is played to provide aural emphasis on the radio show depending on topic being discussed.)
http://twitpic.com/1g4bxr
I watched Sports Center for hours. Pretty boring.
Indeed – back in the 90′s, I used to watch SportsCenter and CNN Headline News for hours – in the morning, because I was travalling for business – AND THAT WAS ALL I COULD GET, IN A HOTEL ROOM, GETTING DRESSED TO GO DOWN TO THE OFFICE -
Back then, SportsCenter and CNN were the bomb – you want to know what’s going on – look at them.
Now, geez, it’s sad – these people have become fat, dumb, and lazy. Well, just opens up an opportunity for someone else -
Where is that someone else – who will fill the need for news of the world – we live now in a great pause, gasping for air – who fills the next need for news? Not BS propoganda – but real news -
Did you click the pic link?
oh m’god.
As a general rule, vomiting upon another Human Being is considered a reprehensible act. However, there are some situations where vomiting in the presence of others can be a powerful social gesture. The usage of fingers or other apparatus to induce vomiting is considered bad form in these cases. One must possess the ability to ‘Vomit on Command’ in order to achieve maximum effect, thereby conveying an attitude of complete disgust for the opponent’s actions or beliefs.
I was vomited on once while receiving hot groral grex, after a meatloaf dinner no less. This is the first time I’m sharing this, and probably the last.
Indeed – vomiting is an act of protest -
Socialism is a tribal thing – socialism will work in the Afghan – because they are tribal.
Capitalism will work here – because we are not tribal –
Socialism vs socialism – Capitalism vs capitalism – ha ha – to all those that think of the slippery slip –
socialism and capitalism are just tools to get what we as a society want –
Now, in this year of our Lord, 2010, the conditions say, we would be better off to adopt socialism –
In 30 years, we may be better off being capitalists –
f’ me – I’ve been thru these cycles –
We go from cap to soc and back again – my prediction?
For the next 30 years, bring it back to socialism – then in 50 years, the retard capitalist/conservatives can have there day, again – ha – and on it goes -
F’ you retards – all I care about is getting my son thru college – beyond that, I don’t care what happens to you retards – or to me.
You must be a Mexican, and a dumbass.”ding” is only half a word for you, the other is “bat”.FMUH
Or just let us take the middle way – in the middle way, we have our salvation –
- or perhaps, that doesn’t work anymore -
Perhaps none of this, “works” anymore -
Wander Out Where You Can’t See – They Are Punk – They May Not Know It – But They Are PUNK –
This is actually a pretty good song – my son was into SlipKnot, but I never could understand their lyrics. It was always a bunch of gibberish to me.
This Disney Version let’s me hear the lyrics – and I like them. Wonderfully alienated – alone inside yourself – the sun shines out of your ace – you can cut yourself up, and the only one that knows, is your girlfriend – and she kneels down, to clear the stone of leaves -
This will make you lauph….
http://poststuff3.entensity.net/041610/flash.php?media=bark.flv
That creepy birthday clown dredged up some of my own memories from the 80′s in Dallas…Did anybody else hire the “Pie Assassins” to throw a pie in the face of an ex boss, gf (or bf)? I remember they said they were bonded so they couldn’t be sued but that never made since to me. Still Funny.
You’re at a Phillies game for cryin out loud. Why would you even be there without a Hazmat Uniform!
Only you Gordo could find the seedy side of humanity with Insane clowns, pre teen kissing game show hosts and death by hand cuffs and a gas mask.
I’ll go and tell it Tim on Fox Four News.
Well, the homepage photo this time has larger boobs than most, but not quite as hot.
The most impressive and useless sign of the coming idiocracy this side of the KFC Double Down:
http://www.razerzone.com/venom/
This old man rules!
Oh, the second picture is bad.