Sounds like Tiger’s Buddhism hasn’t quite kicked in. Wonder if he immediately ran into the gallery and tagged the first menstruating cougar he found.
Think Bob Sturm oughta go with this look?
Why George REALLY hates the Health Care bill
Sounds like Tiger’s Buddhism hasn’t quite kicked in. Wonder if he immediately ran into the gallery and tagged the first menstruating cougar he found.
Think Bob Sturm oughta go with this look?
Why George REALLY hates the Health Care bill
Tiger’s getting a booty – just like Earl – like father like son, eh? Tiger is Tiger – he is what he is – which means, part of him is Earl, part of him is Tiger –
Tiger lives on the course – what he does off the course, that is what the Buddhism is about – the Buddhism isn’t about what he does on the course, it’s about what he does off the course.
What got Tiger in trouble wasn’t what he did on the course – it’s what he did off the course – Tiger is a different person, on the course -
Actually Buddhism like all religions invite you to live your entire life on their principles/beliefs.
Tiger mentions Buddhism in that ridiculous press conference only as a Force Field.
So does Tiger’s Buddhism hat have Viking horns sticking out the side?
Does his golfing hat have a pinwheel on the top?
Most religions adhere to the general principle that they are to be followed and practiced anywhere you go and not just used for your own convenience whenever you feel like it, or to make yourself look better after the public finds out you’re really Pimp-Daddy Woods.
It would seem I take my Christian hat off every time I get on the course because of my sailor’s mouth, but I always repent and at the end the day always ask for forgiveness as I dance around the pulpit covered in a dozen snakes speaking in tongues.
I digress…but nonetheless, especially for someone as outspoken as he is about their religion and how he needs to “get back” to it, Tiger should be a Buddhist on or off the course and not just at his convenience.
What a ridiculous statement
Buddhism is about living every minute, every moment, as the last one, with the same set of tenets. There are no timeouts, no inbounds or out, no on-field/off-field exemptions.
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The instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.
-The Buddha
I would enjoy watching him do Fake Tiger cussing.
“Oh doo doo butt”
BUTT!
What the Hell Gordo…his Bootyism is working just fine.
Fake Michelle Wie agrees.
Buddhism or Bootyism. I wonder.
Although we have learned the Great Tiger Woods has a definite “animalistic side”- he is human…..Hey, we were ALL tuned in to The Masters weren’t we!
I never really noticed it until I saw the Nike ad, but um, his dad? Earl? The large black man who introduced his privates to an imitation Ms. Swan over and over and over and over again until it made her need to hover her front-butt over wicker basket 9 months later and grunt out a future tom-cattin’ PGA megastar? … …okay, I just totally forgot where I was going with this. Must not have been too important then.
Oh! Tiger sounds just like his Dad! That’s what it was.
And damn me, I almost made an inquisitive comment involving him, a very mature woman, and unprotected coitus, but I like to think that I’m better than that. I’m not, but I like to think it anyway.
As a tie for fourth, Tiger still draws about $330,000 to buy Jet-A for the ole G550. And attorneys.
As far as that book goes, scroll down and check out the “Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought” section.
Love the Surrogate Sports Wizard signoff – the abject give-up. “Hopefully we’ll have more news tomorrow.” As if the station would cease to exist or vanish in a puff of smoke – no wait, that happened to Texas Stadium. Never mind.
I have #15 on the illness list.
Gordo……
Here’s hoping that by now you have talked some sense into Junior about Eldrick. You were desperately needed last Friday when Junior went wheels off about his love for the “new” and “more human” Tiger.
I think what a live blogger on SI.com said during the final round said, sums everything up……
To play this well after what has happened and with his wife staying away, that’s not a testament to how great he is–it’s a clue that he really doesn’t give a —-, that all he wants to do is be Tiger Woods again, the same Tiger Woods. I can’t believe people are buying it hook and sinker, even with the creepy ad, etc. It’s really, really nauseating.
Jim Nantz was better than I thought he would be, but here’s hoping Junior has seen the REAL Tiger, who remains the world’s phoniest and biggest DOUCHE.
A-Rod might have something to say about being the world’s phoniest and biggest DOUCHE.
George’s problem solved.
http://kids.woot.com/
next Ticket guest on page 4? http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/galleries/willy_wonka_and_the_chocolate_factory_where_are_they_now/willy_wonka_and_the_chocolate_factory_where_are_they_now.html
Worst, wierd afflictions:
Alice in Wonderland Syndrome
AIWS is a neurological condition that causes distorted visuals that make objects appear either much smaller (micropsia) or larger (macropsia) than they are. It’s a temporary condition that’s often associated with migraines, although it can also be caused by brain tumors and hallucinogenic drugs
Really hallucinogenic drugs change your reality? I would never have guessed.
Thanks for posting the strange and mysterious medical syndrome link.
Now I know not to laugh my way into a bear trap when I see a guy fending off a violent attack from his own hand in the mall.
If the assailant, however, is attached to a baby arm then I’ll probably lose it and catch a bear trap on each leg.
Blunch. My new favorite word.
Fried Chicken and collard greens?
I would like to cause some stendhal syndrome one day.
Such Hypocrisy. Tiger said in his press conference that he was going to make a concerted effort to control his emotions on the course. He was unsuccessful his first time in a tournament. WHO CARES?
The Ticket patted Greggo on the head and pushed him from behind for YEARS when he wouldn’t even make an attempt to fix his life. The Ticket stuck beside him, especially the Hardline, and that is admirable.
Tiger has lived on the golf course and has behaved the same way for years. It’s hard to change habits and attitudes in just a short time and you are more that too anxious to jump on his back, punch him in the nuts, and call him a fake.
Has he failed his wife, his fans, his kids? Yes. What he did was inexcusable, to me. What he did was wrong and he got caught. He sought help (again which you are so quick to call “just a ploy”). When has he let you down in the past? Just this one instance?
How about you let people, yes, even superstar athletes, make a mistake and learn from it and grow? How about you give them a chance to work on themselves. This is new to him, I am sure, as he has always had the world on a string.
Again, Where’s Greggo?
Me and Ronnie Milsap give this one a thumbs up!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/7581230/Pornographic-magazine-for-the-blind-launched.html
Gordo:
I suffer from Genital Eruption Syndrome or GUS the opposite of Genital Retraction Syndrome. My external genitals are getting larger. Women are now eyeing me like cats at a fish market. What should I do?
Curve it around to your back pocket, and start asking people if they noticed your wiener in your pocket.
Hey Gordo, note that the BJ book is MUCH mor expensive “used!!!!!”